Fish and chip van hire, fried fresh at your event · London and the South East
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Corporate fish and chip catering in St Johns, Greater London

We bring a fish and chip van for your team to St Johns and nearby, frying fresh at your venue and serving from the hatch.

  • Leaving dos
  • Celebrating a big win
  • Charity and fundraising days at work

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Fresh fish and chips in St Johns

Why choose a fish and chip van in St Johns?

For a thank-you that lands, a fish and chip van is a great choice in St Johns. A chip van frequently compares well with a plated meal, as there is no kitchen to hire and nothing to wash up. Ask us for a quote.

Why us?

  • Classic food your staff already know
  • No kitchen needed
  • No surprises in your quote
  • Fish and chips fried fresh on site

Read how we price or our guide to van hire costs.

Corporate fish and chip catering in St Johns, fried fresh

Few staff treats are as popular as a fish and chip van lunch. There is no room to book and no kitchen needed, and it gets people talking. For team away days and charity days, we can cook haddock and chips, sausage and chips and pie and chips.

London work events in St Johns often run to a tight lunch break, so we plan service to feed people fast. Let us know about access and security. Your quote spells out what’s included: serving times, the menu and anything else agreed.

A long piece of battered fish with chips on a dark plate
Where
St Johns (SE13, SE10, SE8)
Region
Greater London
From the fryer
Cod, haddock, chips, sausages, pies
Extras
Gravy, mushy peas, curry sauce
Quote
Ask us for a quote
Last updated
24 October 2026

For planners, venues and organisers

If you are planning an event on someone’s behalf, whether you’re a planner, a facilities manager or an organiser, we are happy to deal with you and the venue directly. It keeps things simple.

If you run the same event each year, tell us your dates early, so we can hold the date.

The process

We arrive on time, parks where we agreed. Once the oil is hot, the first portions go out at the time you asked for. A lunch-break van visit in St Johns is always in daylight, but later events need lighting: it is dark by about 3:55pm in December.

  1. We start with a few details about your staff event.
  2. You get an availability check and a clear quote.
  3. We agree timings, access and the parking spot.
  4. We cook to order on the day for your staff.
  5. We serve from the hatch, then leave the pitch tidy.

How to prepare

  • Choose a level, firm spot for the van
  • Arrange somewhere dry for the queue
  • Keep space clear for staff at the hatch

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The more you tell us, the more accurate the quote: the parking spot, access, numbers and serving time. A photo of the spot helps too. When you’re ready, fill in our quote form.

Tell us about your event

Planning help

What a fish and chip van costs

Two events with the same numbers can cost different amounts, because of:

  • Access and parking
  • How many people are eating
  • The minimum booking
  • The length of service

Fish and chip van prices depend on the booking. A short service and a long afternoon’s trading are very different bookings. We set everything out in your quote.

What we need to know

For a quote, it helps to have:

  • The date and when you’d like to eat
  • Rough numbers for adults and children
  • Where the van would park
  • Allergies and diets you know about

Every quote is worked out for your event. Start with your date, and we will confirm whether we’re available that day.

Planning for dietary needs

A little planning helps everyone eat safely. A few tips:

  • A pre-order helps with numbers and allergies
  • Arrange something for anyone with needs we can’t meet
  • Share the shift pattern
  • Ask staff about allergies with a simple form

We get there ahead of the lunch break, so we’re ready when the first group comes out.

Make it a regular thing: monthly or quarterly.

What the van needs

We’ll agree the van’s spot with you before the day. It needs to tick a few simple boxes:

  • A level hardstanding, drive or firm lawn
  • Light near the van and the queue for evening service
  • Space for people to queue at the hatch

St Johns is in London, within the Ultra Low Emission Zone, and parking can be tight: let us know about off-street space or permits.

Not sure about the spot? Send us a picture and we’ll tell you honestly before booking.

Popular choices

  • Haddock and chips
  • Mushy peas
  • Pie and chips
  • Staff lunches
  • Cod and chips
  • Sausage and chips

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Perfect for your staff event in St Johns

It’s hot food on site, whatever the weather.

The van suits big events and small ones. Typical bookings include:

  • Retirement and leaving lunches
  • Charity and fundraising days at work
  • Celebrating a big win
  • Summer team days

By road, St Johns is on or near the A2210 and A2211, which makes it easy for us to reach with the van.

What to look for in a quote

  • How long service runs, and what happens if you overrun
  • The minimum number of meals or minimum spend
  • What the price includes, item by item
  • When payment is due

15 questions to ask before you book

Workplace catering around St Johns

St Johns is about 4 miles south-east of London, in Greater London. People in St Johns book us for all sorts of reasons, but the plan is always the same: a level spot for the van, a time to eat and food fried to order. We serve 764 places in Greater London, from the larger towns to small villages.

Nearby historic houses include Queen's House (1.1 miles north-east) and Eltham Palace (3.4 miles south-east). For a client event at a historic house, ask early about rules for catering vans. For colleagues arriving by train, St Johns station serves St Johns directly.

For staff events in SE13, SE10 and SE8, we just need to know where the van can park. Local streets include Avon Road, Mill Lane and Clare Road; a staff event on any of them works well with a drive or nearby car park. St Johns is on the A2210 and A2211, which makes the journey straightforward. If your venue is just outside St Johns, we also cover New Cross (1 mile west), Deptford (1 mile north), Lewisham (1 mile south-east), Telegraph Hill (1 mile west) and Ladywell (1 mile south). Within a short drive, we also cover London (4 miles north-west), City of Westminster (6 miles north-west), Marylebone (6 miles north-west), Kensington (8 miles west), St Pancras (6 miles north-west) and Shoreditch (5 miles north-west).

Other landmarks nearby include Miller General Hospital (under half a mile north) and Nunhead (1.4 miles west). Green spaces nearby include Brookmill Road Local Nature Reserve and Tower Hill.

  • Schools near St Johns include Addey and Stanhope School (within half a mile north-west) and Laban Centre (0.8 miles north)
  • Pubs nearby include Wickham Arms (0.5 miles west)
Map of St Johns © OpenStreetMap contributors

Cannot we just order from the chip shop?

You could do a chip-shop run for everyone yourself, but it rarely works for a crowd. Long waits and a drive home mean food arrives lukewarm and soggy. With a van, it is fried on the spot.

Ordering from a local shop? Call ahead and collect at the last minute. For anything more than a handful of people, a van is normally the easier option.

Your questions about a fish and chip van for your team in St Johns

Is parking a problem for the van in St Johns?

It can be, so tell us about driveways, yards, car parks or a council suspension. We will work around it.

Which station is closest to St Johns?

St Johns has its own station: St Johns station.

What areas do you cover?

We take the van across London and the South East, including Greater London. See all areas.

Do you do customer events and open days?

We do. A chip van gives visitors something to queue for and talk about.

How quickly can you serve everyone?

It depends on numbers, the menu and how people arrive. Tell us your numbers and how long you have for food, and we’ll plan to keep the queue moving.

Do you have allergen information?

We provide allergen information for everything we serve. Fish and gluten are the main ones in battered fish. Send us any allergies in writing.

How much is fish and chip van hire?

Every booking is quoted individually, based on your numbers and timings. Tell us your date and rough numbers for a clear quote.

What if we only have street parking?

Only in a legal space, or with the council’s permission. Check with your council first.

  • Fried fresh to order in the van at your event
  • Cod, haddock and chips, sausages and pies
  • The van comes to you: homes, venues, workplaces and fields
  • Served at the time you choose, from the hatch

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