Fish and chip van hire, fried fresh at your event · London and the South East

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Fish and chip van hire in SM5

Fish and chip van hire across SM5, covering Carshalton, The Wrythe and Rosehill. Weddings, parties, staff days, fêtes and wakes, fried fresh at the hatch.

Book the chip van in SM5

How fish and chip van hire works in SM5

Fish and chips is the meal almost everyone in Britain knows and likes. It’s why a chip van suits so many occasions. Popular choices include mushy peas, haddock and chips and gravy, and typical bookings are for care home visits and wakes and celebrations of life.

There’s very little for you to do on the day: show us the spot, tell us when to start, and enjoy your event. We handle the cooking and serving.

  1. You share your date, numbers and address.
  2. We check access for the van and quote.
  3. We arrive in good time to set up.
  4. Fish goes into the batter and straight into the fryer, to order.
  5. We serve hot from the hatch and pack up when we are done.

Pricing in SM5

Most vans have a minimum charge, because the van, fuel and travel cost the same for a small group. We’ll tell you up front.

Why book our van

  • Fried fresh, not kept warm
  • Served hot, straight from the hatch
  • The classic sides: peas, curry sauce and gravy
  • Bookings across Greater London, including SM5

Ask for a quote

A detailed enquiry gets a more accurate quote: where the van would park, how to get in, numbers and timings. A picture of the spot helps too. To send your details, send us your details through our quote form.

Local landmarks in Carshalton

Locally, our bookings take us close to Carshalton Park, Sutton College of Learning for Adults and The Railway Tavern and the streets around them. Other local landmarks include Church of All Saints (under half a mile south-east), Harris Junior Academy Carshalton (less than half a mile east) and Carshalton High School for Girls (less than half a mile north-west). Carshalton has its own railway station: Carshalton station. A little further out are Centrale Croydon (2.9 miles east) and Municipal Borough of Sutton and Cheam (1.5 miles south-west). Open spaces near Carshalton include Duppas Hill and Sutton Ecology Centre Grounds.

Chip van hire across SM5

SM5 covers everything from Carshalton, The Wrythe and Wallington to 2 small villages and hamlets, and a chip van suits every kind of setting. Town bookings mean planning parking; village bookings mean planning access.

Carshalton: Coming by train? Carshalton station is in Carshalton itself. Nearby historic houses include Nonsuch Mansion (2.7 miles west) and Fitznells Manor (3.8 miles west). Historic venues frequently limit vehicles, so ask early if you are booking one. Light matters for evening service: in Carshalton, sunset is around 8:50pm in late May and 9:20pm in late June, while in December the light goes at about 3:55pm.

Events we cater in SM5

Hot food on a cold or wet day is hard to beat, and the cooking carries on inside the van whatever the weather.

Whatever brings people together, a chip van is a crowd-pleaser. We regularly serve:

  • Birthday celebrations
  • Visits to care homes and day centres
  • Weddings and evening receptions
  • Company team days

Can’t we just order from the chip shop?

You could do a chip-shop run for everyone yourself, but it rarely works for a crowd. By the time you’ve queued, paid and driven back, the batter has gone soft. With a van, it is fried on the spot.

Doing the food yourself saves money, but the host ends up running around. Booking the van means hot food and no stress.

Planning for dietary needs

A little planning helps everyone eat safely. Here are a few tips:

  • Plan bins near the queue
  • Put allergy details in writing
  • Tell us about vegetarian and vegan guests early
  • Tell us about coeliac guests specifically

You shouldn’t have to worry about the food on the day. We arrive in good time, set up, cook and serve, and stay in touch about any changes.

Put the menu up by the hatch so people decide while they wait.

Prices and what affects them

Each booking is quoted on its own, based on a few main things:

  • Numbers
  • Access and parking
  • Whether a minimum applies
  • How long we serve

There’s no one-size-fits-all price for a fish and chip van. A short service and a long afternoon’s trading are very different bookings. Your quote spells it all out.

Details that help

You do not need every detail fixed to get a quote, but it helps to know:

  • Where you’d like the van to go
  • A picture of where the van would go
  • The date and when you’d like to eat
  • The venue or postcode

The quickest way to a quote is to use our quote form. Give us the details of your event, and we will come back with availability and a quote.

Organising for someone else?

Organising a club, school or community event in SM5? Fish and chips is a reliable crowd-pleaser. Tell us about the event and we will take it from there.

If you’re organising for someone else, such as a wedding planner, an office manager or a fête committee, we’re happy to deal with you and the venue directly. It keeps things simple.

Questions from SM5

Do you clear up afterwards?

We take the van and everything with it, and leave the spot tidy. It helps to have bins near the hatch.

Is there something for children?

Yes. Sausage and chips is a favourite with children. Include children in your numbers.

How much is fish and chip van hire?

The price depends on numbers, menu, service time and travel. Send us the details for a quote.

Can the van park on the street?

It depends on the road. A drive, car park or yard is typically easier; for the street, check the council’s rules.

What does the van need?

Level, firm ground the van can reach, near your guests, with room for a queue at the hatch. Mention any narrow gates or soft ground.

Is there a non-fish option?

Sausage and chips and pie and chips are on the menu. Let us know about any other dietary needs and we’ll tell you what we can offer.

Do you have allergen information?

Let us know about allergies in advance, and we will give you the allergen information and what we can offer.

  • Fried fresh to order in the van at your event
  • Cod, haddock and chips, sausages and pies
  • The van comes to you: homes, venues, workplaces and fields
  • Served at the time you choose, from the hatch

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