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West Berkshire · England

Care Home Fish and Chips in Fair Cross

Something for almost everyone: cod or haddock in batter, chips, sausages and pies, plus mushy peas, curry sauce and gravy on the side. Book a fish and chip van visit in Fair Cross.

  • Residents’ celebrations
  • Seaside days
  • Open days for families

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Fresh fish and chips in Fair Cross

How our care home fish and chips works in Fair Cross

Smaller portions and plates with cutlery suit many residents, and we plan that with you. For open days for families and retirement village events, we’ll put together a menu of haddock and chips, pie and chips and sausage and chips and more.

Near Fair Cross, residents may not get out much, so a chip van visit is a special day. Every portion is cooked to order on the day, not cooked earlier and kept warm, and served the moment it comes out of the fryer.

Location
Fair Cross (RG7)
Region
West Berkshire
On the menu
Fish and chips, sausages, pies
Sides
Gravy, mushy peas, curry sauce
Quotes
Ask us for a quote
Updated
24 October 2026
Battered fish and chips served on a plate

Why choose care home fish and chips in Fair Cross?

It turns a meal into an activity, with the smell, the van and the chat.

Here are some of the occasions we serve around Fair Cross:

  • Retirement village events
  • Friday fish and chip treats
  • Open days for families
  • Day centre treats

If your residents have links with Church of St. Mary the Virgin, a fête or open day together is a nice moment for a van visit.

Questions to ask before you book

  • How late numbers can change
  • A clear list of what’s included
  • Any minimum charge
  • What the van needs: space, access, power

How to compare vans

Prices and what affects them

There are no hidden charges: the price is based on:

  • How far we travel
  • The menu and how many choices
  • Numbers
  • Peak dates such as summer Saturdays

The cost per head normally falls as numbers rise, because the van, travel and set-up cost much the same either way. Give us your numbers and we will quote.

What to tell us

You don’t need every detail fixed to get a quote, but these help:

  • Any dietary needs and allergies
  • Anything awkward about the way in
  • The spot you have in mind for the van
  • Expected numbers

Planning a fish and chip van visit in Fair Cross? Tell us what you have in mind and we’ll reply with a clear price. Just use our quote form.

Should I sort the food myself?

A DIY buffet works for small groups. For bigger numbers, a van makes life easier, and nobody has to miss the care home visit.

Not sure whether to order in or book a van? Consider your numbers and how fresh you want it. We are happy to send a quote so you can compare.

What happens on the day

We do not cook ahead. Fish is battered and fried when people come up to the hatch, so it’s as fresh as from any chip shop. For a summer visit in Fair Cross, residents can enjoy the garden in daylight until about 9:25pm, which makes garden visits easy. In winter, dark by about 3:55pm, a lunchtime visit is better.

  1. We start with the date, numbers and a serving time that suits the home.
  2. You get an access check and a clear quote.
  3. We plan portions and dietary needs with the home.
  4. We park up and cook to order at mealtime.
  5. Afterwards, we pack up quietly.

Getting ready for the day

  • Plan where the queue will stand
  • Have a level parking spot ready
  • Name one person we can call on the day

How to get a price

Every quote is worked out for your event. Start with your date, and we will check availability straight away.

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Related guides

Care homes around Fair Cross

Fair Cross is about 6 miles east of Tadley, in West Berkshire. Bookings in Fair Cross come in all shapes and sizes, but it always starts the same way: somewhere to park, a time to serve and fresh frying. We serve 155 places in West Berkshire. We serve events right across the region, from Fair Cross to Reading (about 6 miles away).

The Marshes Local Nature Reserve is close by, a good starting point for a chat about days out. Visitors arriving by train should know that Mortimer station is about 1.7 miles away.

Anywhere in RG7, we can fry fresh for your residents, from busy streets to quiet lanes. Close by, we cover care home visits in Stratfield Saye (1 mile south-west), West End Green (2 miles west), Stratfield Mortimer (2 miles north-west), Spanish Green (2 miles south) and Wokefield (3 miles north-west). We also serve nearby towns such as Newbury (14 miles west), Thatcham (11 miles west), Burghfield Common (4 miles north-west), Speenhamland (14 miles west), Spencers Wood (3 miles north-east) and Calcot (6 miles north).

A little further out are Beaumys Castle (1.5 miles north-east). The countryside around Fair Cross includes Longwater and The Marshes Local Nature Reserve.

Map of Fair Cross © OpenStreetMap contributors

Planners, venues and businesses

If your event is in a public place, such as a park or a street, check what permission you need first. The council or landowner will tell you what they need.

For repeat bookings, such as regular staff lunches or annual fairs, let us know your dates early, so we can plan ahead.

Before you choose a spot

No two venues are the same, so we’ll ask about yours when you contact us. In general, we need:

  • Lighting for later visits
  • With the serving side away from windows
  • A level parking spot near the entrance

If in doubt, send us a picture of the spot and we will advise before you book.

Popular choices

  • Cod and chips
  • Gravy
  • Haddock and chips
  • Sausage and chips
  • Pie and chips
  • Mushy peas

View our menu

The menu, dish by dish

Mushy peas

Mushy peas are a must for plenty of fish and chip fans.

Pie and chips

A pie and chips is proper comfort food, and it is especially welcome on a cold day.

Planning for dietary needs

With a bit of planning, dietary needs are easier to handle. A few tips:

  • Organise staff to carry food in
  • Agree the plan with your kitchen and care team
  • Keep the van clear of emergency access
  • Share residents’ diets and allergies with us

We arrive in good time to park and heat the fryers.

Make it a regular event.

Fair Cross questions

Is Fair Cross close to London?

Roughly 40 miles from the centre of London, and well within our area.

What’s the nearest station to Fair Cross?

The closest is Mortimer station, roughly 1.7 miles away.

How quickly can you serve everyone?

It depends on numbers, the menu and how people arrive. Give us your numbers and service window, and we’ll plan service around it.

What’s on the menu?

Chip-shop favourites: cod or haddock and chips, sausages and pies, plus mushy peas, curry sauce and gravy. See the menu.

Can families and staff eat too?

Yes, it’s a lovely chance for families to visit.

Can you come every month?

Yes, ask us about regular dates.

What happens if it rains?

Rain doesn’t stop the fryers: the cooking is inside the van. It is worth planning some cover for the queue.

Can the van park on the street?

That depends on local parking rules. Off-road parking is normally simpler; if it has to be the street, check with the council.

  • Fried fresh to order in the van at your event
  • Cod, haddock and chips, sausages and pies
  • The van comes to you: homes, venues, workplaces and fields
  • Served at the time you choose, from the hatch

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