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Care Home Fish and Chips in West Berkshire

Wherever you are in West Berkshire, we’ll bring the van to you. Contact us for a quote.

Book the van in West Berkshire

Where we cater in West Berkshire

Fish and chip van visits for care homes, retirement housing and day centres. Choose your town from the list to see local details, and tell us about your event for a quote.

Main towns

How care home fish and chips works in West Berkshire

We visit care homes, retirement housing, sheltered schemes and day centres. Typical bookings include seaside-themed afternoons and summer fêtes and open days, serving gravy, pie and chips and haddock and chips.

Because we cook inside the van, rain does not stop us. Residents will still appreciate a bit of cover near the hatch.

  1. We start with a few details about your care home visit.
  2. We check the date and where the van will park, then send a quote.
  3. We agree timings, access and the parking spot.
  4. On the day, we park up and fry fresh for residents.
  5. Everything goes out hot from the hatch, and we pack up afterwards.

What you’ll pay

The price depends on numbers, the menu and how long we serve, plus travel and access. We quote for each booking individually.

What you get with us

  • Mushy peas, curry sauce and gravy on the side
  • Events across West Berkshire
  • We cook inside the van, whatever the weather
  • Hot food handed straight over

How to get a price

The more you tell us, the more accurate the quote: where the van would park, how to get in, numbers and timings. A photo of the spot helps too. When you’re ready, send us your details through our quote form.

Landmarks near Newbury

Locally, our bookings take us close to St Nicolas Church, Victoria Park and St Bartholomew's School, among other places. Also close by are The Diamond Tap (within half a mile north-east), St Nicolas C.E. Junior School (within half a mile south) and St Bartholomew's School (0.6 miles south-west). There’s a railway station in Newbury itself: Newbury station, handy for guests travelling by train. Other landmarks nearby include Donnington Castle (1.6 miles north-west) and West Berkshire Community Hospital (1.5 miles east). Open spaces near Newbury include Audrey's Meadow.

Fish and chip days across West Berkshire

From Newbury, Thatcham and Burghfield Common to 139 villages and hamlets, West Berkshire has care homes of every size. At every home, we park clear of ambulance access. Parts of West Berkshire are within a few miles of the North Wessex Downs National Landscape, so check venue rules on vehicles for countryside events.

Newbury: Families coming by rail can use the station: there’s a station right in Newbury: Newbury station. Old photos of Audrey's Meadow can spark conversation during a van visit. Sunset in Newbury is around 8:55pm in late May and 7:10pm in late September; for winter visits, choose lunchtime.

A chip van compared with other options

A themed afternoon with a van feels like a day out, without leaving the home.

What your quote should include

  • Any minimum charge
  • Travel, tolls and road charges
  • Payment terms and deposit
  • The deadline for final numbers

Why a fish and chip van works

The home only needs to provide a parking spot and a plan for residents’ diets.

Here are some of the occasions we serve:

  • Residents’ birthdays and anniversaries
  • Day centres and lunch clubs
  • Care home summer fairs
  • Seaside-themed afternoons

Food your guests will love

Gravy

Gravy brings a bit of warmth to the meal.

Pie and chips

Pie and chips gives people a filling alternative to fish, perfect with gravy.

Diets, allergies and planning

A little planning helps everyone eat safely. A few tips:

  • Plan IDDSI-level meals with your own team
  • Let us know if smaller portions suit
  • Agree numbers for residents, staff and families
  • Arrange plates and trays for residents inside

Visitors are welcome if included in numbers.

A seaside theme with bunting adds to the fun.

Prices and what affects them

These are the factors that matter most:

  • The length of service
  • Any minimum charge
  • The number of meals
  • Travel, tolls and road charges

Got a budget? Let us know, and we will suggest how to make it work. A short menu is often the best value.

Getting an accurate quote

For a quote, it helps to have:

  • Your date and serving time
  • Anything awkward about the way in
  • A photo of the space and the way in
  • The address or venue name

Each quote is put together for your care home visit. Start with your date, and we will confirm whether we’re available that day.

West Berkshire questions

How long does set-up take?

We get there in good time to set up. Timings are agreed in advance.

Do you do regular visits?

We are happy to talk about repeat visits.

Where can the van park?

A level, firm spot it can drive onto, near your residents, with room for a queue at the hatch. Tell us about gates, lanes and soft ground.

Where do you take the van?

We take the van across London and the South East, West Berkshire included. Find your area.

Do you do residents’ portions?

We will agree portion sizes with your kitchen or care team.

What if the weather’s bad?

The weather does not stop the van, because the fryers are inside. Soft ground after heavy rain is the bigger issue, so have a hard-surface spot in mind.

How fast is service?

A short menu and staggered groups keep things moving. Tell us your timings and we will advise.

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  • Fried fresh to order in the van at your event
  • Cod, haddock and chips, sausages and pies
  • The van comes to you: homes, venues, workplaces and fields
  • Served at the time you choose, from the hatch

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