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Care Home Fish and Chips in New Malden
We bring a fish and chip van visit to New Malden and nearby, cooking to order on site and serving from the hatch.
- Family days
- Seaside-themed afternoons
- Fish and chip Fridays
Care home fish and chips for New Malden events
About our care home fish and chips in New Malden
A regular visit gives everyone something to look forward to. Typical bookings include lunch for the care team and a monthly fish and chip day, serving cod and chips, mushy peas and pie and chips.
For a care home in New Malden, a short stay in the car park works well, as agreed with the manager. Tell us about dietary needs and allergies when you enquire, and we’ll tell you honestly what we can offer.
- Area
- New Malden (KT3, KT1, SW20)
- Region
- Greater London
- Menu
- Cod, haddock, chips, sausages, pies
- On the side
- Gravy, mushy peas, curry sauce
- Quote
- Quoted for your event
- Last updated
- 24 October 2026
For event organisers in New Malden
Many venues set rules for catering vans: parking spots, arrival times and documents. Send us your venue’s requirements and we’ll work through them with you.
Planning an event for a club, school or charity in New Malden? A fish and chip van draws people in and almost everyone likes it. Tell us about the event and we will take it from there.
Care home visits in New Malden
New Malden is about 3 miles south-west of Wimbledon, in Greater London. Wherever your care home visit is in the KT3 area, we can bring the van to you. New Malden is one of 764 towns and villages in Greater London where we bring the van. We serve events right across the region, from New Malden to London (10 miles away).
Visitors arriving by train should know that New Malden station is in New Malden itself. New Malden is on or near the B283, so access for the van is simple.
This part of Greater London takes in KT3, KT1 and SW20, and we can serve your care home visit anywhere in it. That could mean a care home visit at a home on High Street, Ashcombe Square and Melrose Gardens, as long as there is somewhere for the van. You will find New Malden on the B283, which makes the journey straightforward. Neighbouring places where we serve care home visits include Motspur Park (1 mile north-east), West Barnes (1 mile east), Norbiton (1 mile north-west), Coombe (1 mile north) and Raynes Park (1 mile east). We also serve nearby towns such as London (10 miles north-east), City of Westminster (9 miles north-east), Marylebone (9 miles north-east), Kensington (7 miles north), St Pancras (11 miles north-east) and Shoreditch (12 miles north-east).
Nearby you’ll also find Wimbledon Museum (2.5 miles north-east) and Municipal Borough of Malden and Coombe (less than half a mile south-east). The countryside around New Malden includes Rose Walk and Kingston Hill Road area.
- Schools near New Malden include Holy Cross School (less than half a mile south)
- Pubs nearby include The Glasshouse pub (under half a mile north-east)
Occasions we serve in New Malden
It gives staff a break from the kitchen.
We are booked for all kinds of occasions in New Malden and nearby. Popular bookings include:
- Retirement housing and sheltered schemes
- Family days
- Fish and chip Fridays
- Open days for families
Rose Walk is close by, a good starting point for a chat about days out.
Before you book anyone
- VAT, if it applies
- Whether travel is included
- How long service runs, and what happens if you overrun
- What happens if plans change
Nearby places to New Malden
What else we do in New Malden
About the food
Cod and chips
Cod has big, soft white flakes and a mild flavour, and it’s what most people in the south ask for. We batter it and fry it to order.
Mushy peas
Proper mushy peas start with dried marrowfat peas. They’re the classic side with fish and chips.
Why choose a fish and chip van in New Malden?
A trip out to a restaurant is hard for many residents. The van comes to the home. The cost per head usually falls as numbers rise, because the van, travel and set-up cost much the same either way. Give us your numbers and we will quote.
Why New Malden hosts choose us
- A van that becomes part of the event
- Quick service from the hatch
- Nothing for you to cook or clear
- Everything cooked to order at your event
Take a look at how we price or the cost guide.
Prices and what affects them
These are the factors that matter most:
- The length of service
- The day of the week
- Access and parking
- Whether a minimum applies
Many fish and chip vans set a minimum, since getting the van there costs the same however many eat. Ask us what applies to your care home visit.
What to tell us
You don’t need every detail fixed to get a quote, but it helps to know:
- The date and when you’d like to eat
- A photo of the space and the way in
- Roughly how many people, including children
- Anything awkward about the way in
To get a price, use our quote form. Give us the details of your care home visit, and we will check the date and send a price.
Takeaway run or book a van?
Doing the food yourself saves money, but the host ends up running around. Booking the van means hot food and no stress.
Ordering from a local shop? Call ahead and collect at the last minute. For a crowd, a van is typically simpler.
The process
There is very little for you to do on the day: show us the spot, tell us when to start, and enjoy your care home visit. The frying and serving are down to us. With darkness by about 3:55pm in December, winter van visits in New Malden suit lunchtime.
- Start with three things: the date, the place and a rough headcount.
- A photo of the parking spot helps us check the van will fit.
- Closer to the day, we confirm the arrival time and serving time.
- The van rolls up, the hatch opens and the fryers get going for residents.
- Once the last portion is out, we pack up and go.
Preparing for the day
- Name one person we can call on the day
- Give us your final numbers and allergies
- Share the timings for the day
How to get a price
Each quote is put together for your care home visit. Give us your date first, and we’ll check availability straight away.
Related guides
Space, access and the venue
If a spot is not suitable, we’ll tell you, and help find another. What matters most:
- Light near the van after dark
- With the serving side away from windows
- Close to the garden or entrance
As a London location, New Malden is inside the Ultra Low Emission Zone, and parking takes planning: tell us about driveways, yards, car parks or a council parking suspension.
If you are unsure, send a picture of the space and the way in, and we will say what we think.
From the hatch
- Cod and chips
- Mushy peas
- Pie and chips
- Gravy
- Sausage and chips
- Haddock and chips
FAQs for New Malden
Could you trade in Beverley Park?
Only with permission from the park’s owner, typically the council. Check with them first.
What about parking in New Malden?
It can be, so tell us about driveways, yards, car parks or a council suspension. We will work around it.
Do you offer repeat visits?
We’re happy to talk about repeat visits.
Does the batter contain gluten?
Our battered fish contains gluten, because standard batter uses wheat flour. Tell us about coeliac residents when you enquire, and we will be straight with you about what’s possible.
What does it cost to hire the van?
Every booking is quoted individually, based on your numbers and timings. Give us your date, numbers and serving time for a clear quote.
Do you have allergen information?
Yes, we can tell you which allergens are in each item. Fish and gluten are the main ones in battered fish. Tell us about allergies in advance.
What about residents on soft diets?
Yes: residents on soft diets can share the occasion with meals from your kitchen.
Can you go on a lawn or field?
That depends on the weather and the ground. Tell us about it when you enquire, and we will advise.
- Fried fresh to order in the van at your event
- Cod, haddock and chips, sausages and pies
- The van comes to you: homes, venues, workplaces and fields
- Served at the time you choose, from the hatch