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Guests at long tables under trees strung with festoon lights at an evening reception

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Wedding Fish and Chip Van for New Malden events

Planning a fish and chip van for your wedding in New Malden? The van comes to your venue, home or workplace and fry fresh while your guests queue at the hatch.

  • Anniversary celebrations
  • Relaxed, informal receptions
  • Coastal-themed receptions

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Fresh fish and chips in New Malden

Wedding fish and chip van in New Malden, cooked to order

Once the fryers are on, guests find the van on their own. The queue becomes a place to catch up. Whether it’s anniversary celebrations and pre-wedding get-togethers, we will put together a menu of haddock and chips, mushy peas and sausage and chips and more.

Couples in New Malden frequently hold the reception at a local venue or at home. We need off-road parking near the reception. In London, check vehicle access with the venue early. We bring the van and everything we need to cook, and we leave the pitch tidy when we go.

Guests at long tables under trees strung with festoon lights at an evening reception
Location
New Malden (KT3, KT1, SW20)
County
Greater London
From the fryer
Fish and chips, sausages, pies
Extras
Curry sauce, mushy peas and gravy
Price
Contact us for a quote
Last updated
24 October 2026

The menu, dish by dish

Haddock and chips

Some people swear by haddock: a firmer flake and a sweeter taste. Tell us if you’d like to offer it.

Gravy

A pot of gravy turns chips into comfort food.

Working with your venue

For big groups, the service window matters, so we can plan how to keep the queue short. Staggering groups helps a lot.

Venues frequently have their own rules about outside caterers and vehicles: parking spots, arrival times and documents. Send us your venue’s requirements and we’ll confirm what we can provide.

Where the van can park in New Malden

If a spot isn’t suitable, we’ll tell you, and suggest an alternative. What matters most:

  • A clear way in, with no low branches, cables or narrow gates
  • Permission from the venue or landowner for the van
  • Space for people to queue at the hatch

As a London location, New Malden is inside the Ultra Low Emission Zone, and parking takes planning: let us know about off-street space or permits.

Not sure about the spot? Send us a photo and we’ll tell you honestly.

What we serve

  • Mushy peas
  • Sausage and chips
  • Evening fish and chips
  • Haddock and chips
  • Cod and chips
  • Curry sauce

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Weddings in New Malden: venues, ceremonies and travel

New Malden is about 3 miles south-west of Wimbledon, in Greater London. Give us the address of your wedding in New Malden, and we’ll plan access and set-up. We cover all 764 towns and villages across Greater London, from the larger towns to small villages. We serve events right across the region, from New Malden to London (10 miles away).

It’s worth telling train travellers that New Malden has its own station, New Malden station. Beverley Park can make a pretty photo stop, but check its rules for wedding groups first.

For weddings in KT3, KT1 and SW20, we just need to know where the van can park and a serving time. Whether your wedding is on High Street, Ashcombe Square and Melrose Gardens or anywhere nearby, we’ll bring the van to you. With the B283 close by, New Malden is easy for us to reach. We also bring the van to weddings in Motspur Park (1 mile north-east), West Barnes (1 mile east), Norbiton (1 mile north-west), Coombe (1 mile north) and Raynes Park (1 mile east). Further out, we also take the van to London (10 miles north-east), City of Westminster (9 miles north-east), Marylebone (9 miles north-east), Kensington (7 miles north), St Pancras (11 miles north-east) and Shoreditch (12 miles north-east).

Well-known places in the area include Wimbledon Museum (2.5 miles north-east) and Municipal Borough of Malden and Coombe (under half a mile south-east). Open spaces near New Malden include Rose Walk and Kingston Hill Road area.

  • Nearby schools include Holy Cross School (less than half a mile south)
  • Pubs nearby include The Glasshouse pub (less than half a mile north-east)
Map of New Malden © OpenStreetMap contributors

How the day works

Because we cook inside the van, rain doesn’t stop us. It is worth thinking about cover for the queue, though. Evening food at a New Malden wedding frequently goes out just as the light fades: sunset is around 8:50pm in late May, 9:20pm at midsummer and 7:05pm in late September. Festoon lights by the van look lovely in the photos.

  1. Send us your date, numbers and address.
  2. We check the route in and send a price.
  3. We arrive early to park and heat the fryers.
  4. Everything is fried to order as the queue moves.
  5. We serve hot from the hatch and pack up when we’re done.

How to prepare

  • Name one person we can call on the day
  • Have a level parking spot ready
  • Let us know the serving time

How to get a price

Every quote is worked out for your event. Give us your date first, and we’ll check availability right away.

Tell us about your event

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Allergies and dietary needs

We take allergies seriously. Here’s how you can help:

  • Include the band, photographer and venue staff
  • Arrange an alternative for anyone who can’t eat from the van
  • Not every evening guest eats: ask us how many to plan for
  • Flag coeliac guests early

Sending tables up in turn keeps the queue short if you have a lot of guests.

A chalkboard sign with the menu by the van adds a nice touch.

A fish and chip van or other catering?

Evening food can be anything from bacon rolls to pizza. Fish and chips stands out because it is a proper hot meal that guests remember. If you have a budget in mind, tell us, and we’ll suggest a menu and timing to match. Keeping the menu short is typically the best value.

What you get with us

  • No kitchen needed
  • A van that becomes part of the event
  • We cook inside the van, whatever the weather
  • Mushy peas, curry sauce and gravy on the side

Read our prices page or our guide to van hire costs.

DIY versus a fish and chip van

Collecting fish and chips for a crowd yourself is possible, but it’s hard work. By the time you’ve queued, paid and driven back, the batter has gone soft. With a van, it’s fried on the spot.

Not sure whether to order in or book a van? Consider your numbers and how fresh you want it. Ask us for a quote and compare.

FAQs for New Malden

Which station is closest to New Malden?

New Malden station, in New Malden itself.

Can you serve after a service at New Malden Baptist Church?

Yes, at a nearby hall, home or venue with somewhere for the van. Food is usually served at the reception venue rather than the church. Tell us where you will gather.

How long are you on site?

It depends on numbers and the service time. We agree arrival, serving and finishing times with you before the day.

Is the fish gluten-free?

Not as standard: the batter contains wheat. Tell us about any coeliac guests and we will explain the options.

Is grass a problem?

It depends on the ground. Tell us about it when you enquire, and send a picture if you can.

What do you bring?

All the cooking happens in the van. Tell us about power, water and bins at the site.

Can the van park on the street?

Only where it’s legal to park, or with a council parking suspension or road closure. Ask your council early.

What about guests who do not eat fish?

There is: sausage and chips or pie and chips. Tell us roughly how many to expect.

Why choose wedding fish and chip van in New Malden?

It suits barn, marquee and garden weddings, where the van can park near the party.

If you are planning any of these, we can help:

  • Engagement parties
  • Vow renewal parties
  • Laid-back receptions
  • Rustic farm weddings

If you’re marrying at a church near New Malden, such as New Malden Baptist Church, and holding the reception nearby, the van can serve evening food there.

Questions to ask before you book

  • VAT, if it applies
  • When payment is due
  • What they can offer for dietary needs
  • When final numbers are due

Choosing a fish and chip van

  • Fried fresh to order in the van at your event
  • Cod, haddock and chips, sausages and pies
  • The van comes to you: homes, venues, workplaces and fields
  • Served at the time you choose, from the hatch

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