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Care Home Fish and Chips for Yeading events
Care home fish and chips in Yeading: fish and chips cooked fresh in the van, and served hot from the hatch at the time you choose.
- Birthday treats for residents
- Lunch for the care team
- Family days
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The menu, dish by dish
Cod and chips
For many people, cod and chips is the definitive version. Fried to order in the van, it’s hot, crisp and generous.
Mushy peas
Mushy peas are made from dried marrowfat peas, soaked and cooked until soft. They’re the side most people expect.
Care home fish and chips in Yeading, cooked to order
Staff get a break from the usual routine, and something to look forward to. We serve pie and chips, sausage and chips and haddock and chips, and typical bookings are for fish and chip Fridays and lunch clubs.
For a care home in Yeading, a short stay in the car park works well, as agreed with the manager. Let us know about allergies and dietary needs in advance, and we will be straight with you about what we can do before you book.
- Where
- Yeading (UB5, UB4, UB1)
- Region
- Greater London
- Menu
- Cod and haddock, chips, sausages and pies
- Extras
- Curry sauce, mushy peas and gravy
- Quotes
- Contact us for a quote
- Last updated
- 24 October 2026
What the van needs
Plenty of places work for the van, but there are a few things to check:
- A clear way in for the van
- Clear of ambulance access and emergency routes
- Away from bedroom windows
As a London location, Yeading is inside the Ultra Low Emission Zone, and parking takes planning: let us know about off-street space or permits.
Not sure about the spot? Send us a picture and we’ll tell you honestly.
From the hatch
- Gravy
- Sausage and chips
- Pie and chips
- Haddock and chips
- Cod and chips
- Mushy peas
For event organisers in Yeading
If you run the same event each year, tell us your dates early, so we can hold the date.
Planning an event for a club, school or charity in Yeading? A fish and chip van draws people in and almost everyone likes it. Tell us about the event and we’ll take it from there.
How the day works
Nothing is cooked before it’s needed. Fish is battered and fried when people come up to the hatch, which is why it tastes like it does at the seaside. For a summer visit in Yeading, residents can enjoy the garden in daylight until about 9:20pm, which makes garden visits easy. In December, with dark by about 3:55pm, lunchtime is best.
- The home tells us the date, numbers for residents, staff and visitors, and the best time to serve.
- You get an access check and a clear quote.
- Portions and diets are planned with your care team.
- We park up and cook to order at mealtime.
- Afterwards, we pack up quietly.
How to prepare
- Share the timings for the day
- Leave room in front of the hatch for a queue
- Let us know who to talk to on the day
Get a quote
Every booking is quoted individually, so the price fits what you actually need. For a quote, fill in our quote form.
Planning help
Why choose a fish and chip van in Yeading?
A themed afternoon with a van feels like a day out. A chip van often compares well with a plated meal, as there’s no kitchen to hire and nothing to wash up. We’ll send you a quote.
Why us?
- Works on wet days as well as sunny ones
- The queue at the hatch gets people talking
- Nothing for you to cook or clear
- A clear quote before booking
Read how we price or our guide to van hire costs.
Care homes around Yeading
Yeading is about 2 miles north-east of Hayes, in Greater London. Whether your care home visit is in the middle of Yeading or on the outskirts, the service works the same way: fish and chips fried to order, served hot and quoted clearly. We cover all 764 towns and villages across Greater London, from the larger towns to small villages. Our bookings stretch from Yeading to London (13 miles away).
If your residents have links with St Joseph the Worker & Dovetail Centre, a fête or open day together is a nice moment for a van visit. Yeading Brook Meadows is close by, a good starting point for a chat about days out.
For care home visits in UB5, UB4 and UB1, we just need to know where the van can park. That could mean a care home visit at a home on Owen Road, Friar Road and Maple Road, wherever the van can park. Nearby, we also serve care home visits in Yiewsley (1 mile north), Dormers Wells (2 miles south-east), Northolt (2 miles north-east), Southall (2 miles south) and South Ruislip (2 miles north). Within a short drive, we also cover London (13 miles east), City of Westminster (10 miles east), Marylebone (11 miles east), Kensington (8 miles east), St Pancras (12 miles east) and Shoreditch (13 miles east).
Nearby you will also find Hayes Cottage Hospital (1.5 miles south-west) and The Chimes (3.8 miles west). Open spaces near Yeading include Middle Lake and Yeading Brook Meadows.
- Local schools include Barnhill Community High School (under half a mile west)
- Local pubs include White Hart Public House (0.5 miles north)
Should I sort the food myself?
If you do order from a chip shop, ring well ahead and collect as close to eating time as you can. For a crowd, a van is typically simpler.
Some hosts try a takeaway order. Large orders are slow, and the food cools in the bags. A van solves that by cooking on site.
How we price a fish and chip van visit
There’s nothing hidden: the quote reflects:
- Cod, haddock or both
- How many people are eating
- The minimum booking
- Peak dates such as summer Saturdays
Got a budget? Let us know, and we will suggest how to make it work. A short menu is often the best value.
Getting an accurate quote
A few details help us give you an accurate quote. Here’s what’s useful:
- Your date and serving time
- The spot you have in mind for the van
- A photo of the parking spot
- How to get in: gates, lanes and ground
Send us the date, the address or UB5 postcode and rough numbers, plus when you’d like to eat, and we’ll reply with a quote. Just fill in our quote form.
Questions from Yeading
Could you trade in Northala Fields?
Only with permission from the park’s owner, typically the council. Ask them first, and tell us what they say.
What about parking in Yeading?
London parking needs planning: let us know about off-street space or permits. We will work around it.
What do we need to supply?
A suitable spot for the van and permission to park there. Tell us whether there is power or water nearby and we’ll confirm the rest.
What about residents on soft diets?
Yes, with meals for texture-modified diets from the home’s own kitchen, following their care plans.
How quickly can you serve everyone?
Keeping choices simple and sending people up in groups helps. We will talk it through when we quote.
How much space do you need?
A level, firm spot it can drive onto, close to where people will eat, and space for a queue. Tell us about gates, lanes and soft ground.
What’s on the menu?
Chip-shop favourites: cod, haddock, chips, sausages and pies, plus mushy peas, curry sauce and gravy. See the menu.
Do you come to Yeading?
Yes. We take the van across London and the South East, including Yeading. For a quote, use our quote form.
Nearby places to Yeading
More for events in Yeading
Why choose care home fish and chips in Yeading?
The home only needs to provide a parking spot.
A fish and chip van suits almost any gathering. In Yeading, people book us for events such as:
- Retirement housing and sheltered schemes
- Residents’ celebrations
- Friday fish and chip treats
- Themed afternoons
Visitors arriving by train should know that the nearest station is Southall station, about 1.8 miles south.
Before booking anyone
- Any minimum charge
- What they can offer for dietary needs
- The service time, and the cost of running over
- How much space the van takes up
- Fried fresh to order in the van at your event
- Cod, haddock and chips, sausages and pies
- The van comes to you: homes, venues, workplaces and fields
- Served at the time you choose, from the hatch