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Christmas Party Fish and Chips in Brentford
From the smell of the fryers to the last chip in the paper, a fish and chip van for your Christmas party makes the food a highlight of your Christmas party in Brentford.
- Festive family gatherings
- Christmas customer days
- Work Christmas parties
Book the van in Brentford
A fish and chip van or other catering?
Takeaway for a whole office arrives late and cold. The van fries on site. Compared with a sit-down meal, a fish and chip van is frequently good value, because it needs no kitchen and no crockery hire. Ask us for a quote.
Why book with us
- A quote that spells everything out
- All the chip-shop extras
- Quick service from the hatch
- A van that becomes part of the event
Take a look at our prices page or our guide to van hire costs.
Christmas party fish and chips in Brentford, fried fresh
Everything is fried inside the van, so rain and cold don’t stop us. For office Christmas parties and christmas lunches for shift teams, we can cook gravy, cod and chips and sausage and chips for your guests.
Around Brentford, a Christmas booking needs a lit, off-road spot. Plan parking and access early. The menu is short on purpose: a few classics done properly keeps the food fresh and the queue moving.
- Area
- Brentford (TW8, W3, W4, W5)
- County
- Greater London
- Menu
- Cod and haddock, chips, sausages and pies
- Sides
- Curry sauce, mushy peas and gravy
- Quote
- Quoted for your event
- Page updated
- 24 October 2026
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Step by step
If the plan changes on the day, a quick word is all it takes: we can start a little later or slow the pace to suit your Christmas party. Plan your Christmas party in Brentford around the dark: sunset is about 3:55pm, so a lit, sheltered spot for the van is essential.
- It starts with your date, site and numbers.
- We check access and lighting at the spot and send a price.
- We agree arrival, lighting and the serving spot with you or the venue.
- On the day we set up and fry fresh at the agreed time.
- We clear our spot and head off.
How to prepare
- Pick a flat, firm place for the van to park
- Let us know the serving time
- Name one person we can call on the day
How to get a price
It’s easy to get a price: tell us the date, place, numbers and serving time. We’ll send a clear quote that says what’s included.
Planning help
Christmas parties in Brentford: local tips
Brentford is about 2 miles south of Ealing, in Greater London. For a Christmas party in Brentford, we can park on a drive, a car park, a yard or firm, dry grass. Brentford is one of 764 towns and villages in Greater London we cover. We serve events right across the region, from Brentford to London (9 miles away).
Train travellers will want to know that there is a station right in Brentford: Brentford station. The A4 and A315 make Brentford easy to reach on a dark winter evening.
For Christmas parties in TW8, W3, W4 and W5, we just need to know where the van can park and roughly how many guests. Your Christmas party could be at a house on High Street, Market Place and New Road or the roads around them, as long as there is somewhere for the van. Main roads around Brentford include the A4 and A315, which makes travel to your Christmas party easy. We also bring the van to Christmas parties in Brentford End (1 mile south-west), Northfields (1 mile north-west), Gillette Corner (1 mile west), Isleworth (2 miles south-west) and Spring Grove (2 miles west). Larger places within reach include London (9 miles east), City of Westminster (7 miles east), Marylebone (7 miles east), Kensington (4 miles east), St Pancras (8 miles east) and Shoreditch (10 miles east).
Nearby you’ll also find Musical Museum (0.5 miles east) and Municipal Borough of Ealing (1.7 miles north). Green spaces nearby include Kew Gardens Lake and Long Wood.
- Local schools include Brentford School for Girls (less than half a mile south-west) and Kew College Prep (1 mile south-east)
- Nearby, you will find The Brook pub (within half a mile south-west)
- Other local spots include Library for Iranian Studies (1.8 miles north-east)
What a fish and chip van costs
Every booking is priced individually, and the price depends on a few things:
- The number of meals
- Distance and any road charges
- Peak dates such as summer Saturdays
- How easy the site is to reach
Distance and any road charges make a difference, so tell us exactly where your Christmas party is.
Getting an accurate quote
Good planning starts with a few facts. Please include:
- Any dietary needs and allergies
- The venue or postcode
- Expected numbers
- Where the van would park
Every booking is quoted individually, based on your numbers, timings and travel. For a quote, fill in our quote form.
Perfect for your Christmas party in Brentford
It works for teams who cannot leave site.
The van suits big events and small ones. Common bookings include:
- New Year parties
- Christmas lunches for shift teams
- Festive family gatherings
- End-of-year club parties
Christmas fairs at a church such as Congregational Church can book the van as a hot-food stall.
What to look for in a quote
- How late numbers can change
- Whether VAT is included
- How long service runs, and what happens if you overrun
- The deposit and payment dates
DIY versus a fish and chip van
You could do a chip-shop run for everyone yourself, but it rarely works for a crowd. By the time you’ve queued, paid and driven back, the batter has gone soft. A van fries it right there, so it’s crisp.
Deep-frying for lots of people at home is risky: hot oil and a busy party are a bad combination. A van is designed for exactly this.
Questions from Brentford
Could you trade in Kew Green?
Only with permission from the park’s owner, generally the council. Check with them first.
What about parking in Brentford?
It can be, so tell us about driveways, yards, car parks or a council suspension. We will plan around it.
What can guests choose from?
The classics: cod or haddock and chips, sausages and pies, plus mushy peas, curry sauce and gravy. Our menu has the details.
Can coeliacs eat the battered fish?
Standard batter is made with wheat flour, so battered fish contains gluten. Let us know about coeliac guests in advance, and we’ll tell you honestly what we can offer.
Who clears up?
We pack up and leave the pitch tidy when service is finished. Let us know about bins for guests.
What if the weather’s bad?
The weather does not stop the van, because the fryers are inside. Soft ground after heavy rain is the bigger issue, so have a hard-surface spot in mind.
How long will the queue be?
That depends on numbers, menu and timing. Tell us your numbers and how long you have for food, and we’ll plan service around it.
How much does a fish and chip van for your Christmas party cost in Brentford?
It depends on numbers, the menu, how long we serve and travel. Send us the details for a quote.
Planners, venues and businesses
Booking for a company? Tell us what your finance team needs, and we will explain how it works. We can work with your facilities team on access and timings.
Planning an event for a club, school or charity in Brentford? Fish and chips is a reliable crowd-pleaser. Give us the details and we will suggest how it could work.
About the food
Mushy peas
Mushy peas are a must for plenty of fish and chip fans.
Haddock and chips
Haddock has loyal fans: sweeter and a touch firmer than cod. Ask us about offering haddock alongside or instead of cod.
Where the van can park in Brentford
Every site is different, so we ask about the spot and the way in when you contact us. Generally, we look for:
- The site’s agreement to a catering van
- Access wide and high enough for the van
- Room in front of the hatch for a queue
Brentford is in London, within the Ultra Low Emission Zone, and parking can be tight: tell us about driveways, yards, car parks or a council parking suspension.
Not sure about the spot? Send us a photo and we will tell you honestly.
On the menu in Brentford
- Pie and chips
- Curry sauce
- Mushy peas
- Cod and chips
- Gravy
- Haddock and chips
- Sausage and chips
- Fried fresh to order in the van at your event
- Cod, haddock and chips, sausages and pies
- The van comes to you: homes, venues, workplaces and fields
- Served at the time you choose, from the hatch