Greater London · England
Corporate fish and chip catering in Brentford, Greater London
Fried to order and served hot: a fish and chip van for your team in Brentford and the surrounding area.
- Retirement send-offs
- Warehouse, depot and site teams
- A monthly Fish Friday
A chip van near Brentford
Corporate fish and chip catering in Brentford, cooked to order
Office teams, drivers and warehouse staff all love it, because fish and chips is food everyone knows. We serve cod and chips, sausage and chips and pie and chips, and typical bookings are for retirement and leaving lunches and friday lunch treats.
For offices in and around Brentford, the van normally parks in a car park, yard or loading bay, if the building allows it. Facilities teams generally need to approve the van, and access needs planning. Everything is fried fresh at your staff event, never cooked in advance and left in a hot cabinet.
- Where
- Brentford (TW8, W3, W4, W5)
- County
- Greater London
- Menu
- Cod, haddock, chips, sausages, pies
- Sides
- Gravy, mushy peas, curry sauce
- Quote
- Ask us for a quote
- Updated
- 24 October 2026
The process
The smell of the fryers does the inviting. Fish goes into the batter and straight into the fryer, and chips are fried in batches through service. For an end-of-day event in Brentford, summer gives you light until about 9:20pm; in late May it is about 8:55pm.
- First, the plan: what, where and what time.
- We come back with availability and a clear price.
- We agree exactly where the van parks.
- On the day, everything is cooked to order, so nothing sits in a hot cabinet.
- The pitch is left tidy when we go.
How to prepare
- Keep space clear for staff at the hatch
- Arrange somewhere dry for the queue
- Give us your final numbers and allergies
Getting a price
To get a price, use our quote form. Give us the details of your staff event, and we’ll check the date and send a price.
Planning help
Places near Brentford
Also in Brentford
What comes out of the fryer
Sausage and chips
A sausage and chips is the chip-shop classic for younger staff and fish-dodgers.
Cod and chips
Cod is the classic: mild, white and flaky, and it’s the favourite in much of the south. It’s battered and fried to order.
Looking after everyone
Dietary needs are easiest to plan with some notice. We suggest:
- Share the shift pattern
- Send round an allergy question
- Ask facilities what paperwork they need
- Send allergies to us in writing
We can serve each shift in turn.
Make it a regular thing: monthly or quarterly.
Can’t we just order from the chip shop?
DIY food keeps costs down, but the host spends the event serving. Booking the van means hot food and no stress.
You could do a chip-shop run for everyone yourself, but it rarely works for a crowd. By the time you’ve queued, paid and driven back, the batter has gone soft. A van fries it right there, so it’s crisp.
Organising for someone else?
Wedding planners and venue coordinators are welcome to contact us directly, and we’ll keep everyone informed on the day.
If you run the same event each year, tell us your dates early, so we can hold the date.
How we price a fish and chip van for your team
Fish and chip van pricing is simple once we know the basics:
- Your choice of menu
- The date and time of year
- The minimum booking
- Access and parking
There’s no one-size-fits-all price for a fish and chip van. A short service and a long afternoon’s trading are very different bookings. We set everything out in your quote.
Getting an accurate quote
When you get in touch, it helps to tell us:
- The spot you have in mind for the van
- A photo of the parking spot
- The date and when you’d like to eat
- Roughly how many people, including children
Thinking about a fish and chip van for your team for your staff event in Brentford? Send us the details and we’ll come back with a quote. Just fill in our quote form.
Common questions in Brentford
Which station is closest to Brentford?
Brentford station, in Brentford itself.
Could you trade in Kew Green?
Only if the landowner, typically the council, allows it. Check with them first, and tell us what they say.
Can you serve children?
Yes, children are easy to cater for. Let us know numbers, and we will include them in the plan.
Do you fry it on site?
Yes. Everything is fried fresh in the van, and serve straight from the hatch.
What does the van need?
Less than you might think: a hard surface or firm, dry grass, that the van can reach easily. If in doubt, send a photo.
Do you clear up afterwards?
We clear the van’s area after service. Tell us where bins can go for people’s paper and trays.
Which areas do you serve?
London and South East England: Kent, Surrey, Sussex, Hampshire, Berkshire, Buckinghamshire, Oxfordshire and the Isle of Wight.
How much does a fish and chip van for your team cost in Brentford?
We quote for each booking, so the price fits what you need. Tell us your date and rough numbers for a clear quote.
Why choose a fish and chip van in Brentford?
Corporate buffets are usually cold. A van serves hot food to order. A chip van frequently compares well with a plated meal, because it needs no kitchen and no crockery hire. Ask us for a quote.
Why Brentford hosts choose us
- The queue at the hatch gets people talking
- Cod, haddock, sausages and pies
- No surprises in your quote
- Served hot, straight from the hatch
Workplace catering around Brentford
Brentford is about 2 miles south of Ealing, in Greater London. Whether your staff event is in the middle of Brentford or on the outskirts, the service works the same way: fresh frying, hot food from the hatch and a clear price. We take the van to all 764 towns and villages in Greater London, from the larger towns to small villages. Our nearest city page is London, about 9 miles away.
Among the historic houses close to Brentford are Kew Palace (0.5 miles south-east) and Boston Manor (0.7 miles west). For a client event at a historic house, ask early about rules for catering vans. Teams travelling in by rail can use the station: Brentford station is in Brentford itself.
We serve staff events across the TW8, W3, W4 and W5 postcode area and the streets around it. From High Street, Market Place and New Road or anywhere nearby, we can park up and fry there. You’ll find Brentford on the A4 and A315, so it is easy for us to reach with the van. Neighbouring places where we serve staff events include Brentford End (1 mile south-west), Northfields (1 mile north-west), Gillette Corner (1 mile west), Isleworth (2 miles south-west) and Spring Grove (2 miles west). Larger places within reach include London (9 miles east), City of Westminster (7 miles east), Marylebone (7 miles east), Kensington (4 miles east), St Pancras (8 miles east) and Shoreditch (10 miles east).
Other landmarks nearby include Musical Museum (0.5 miles east) and Municipal Borough of Ealing (1.7 miles north). Green spaces nearby include Kew Gardens Lake and Long Wood.
- Nearby schools include Brentford School for Girls (less than half a mile south-west) and Kew College Prep (1 mile south-east)
- Pubs nearby include The Brook pub (under half a mile south-west)
- Other local spots include Library for Iranian Studies (1.8 miles north-east)
What the van needs
Every site is different, so we ask about the spot and the way in when you get in touch. Generally, we look for:
- Flat, firm ground for the van
- Space for people to queue at the hatch
- Lighting nearby for evening events
Brentford is in London, within the Ultra Low Emission Zone, and parking can be tight: let us know about off-street space or permits.
If in doubt, send us a picture of the spot and we’ll advise before you book.
On the menu in Brentford
- Sausage and chips
- Haddock and chips
- Staff lunches
- Pie and chips
- Mushy peas
- Cod and chips
- Fried fresh to order in the van at your event
- Cod, haddock and chips, sausages and pies
- The van comes to you: homes, venues, workplaces and fields
- Served at the time you choose, from the hatch