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Christmas Party Fish and Chips for Cannon Hill events

Bring the chip shop to your Christmas party in Cannon Hill. We park up, heat the fryers and cook to order, so nothing sits waiting in a tray.

  • Warehouse and depot Christmas lunches
  • Office Christmas parties
  • Christmas markets and fairs

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Diets, allergies and planning

We need to know about dietary needs and allergies in advance, and we will be straight with you about what’s possible. To get it right:

  • Send round an allergy question
  • Plan lighting near the hatch
  • Let us know about coeliac disease
  • Agree the spot with the venue

Stagger groups so the queue stays short in the cold.

Christmas music near the van sets the mood.

How our Christmas party fish and chips works in Cannon Hill

December bookings are planned for the dark and the cold: a lit, sheltered spot, and a quick, organised service. Popular choices include curry sauce, sausage and chips and haddock and chips, and we’re frequently booked for depot Christmas treats and lights switch-on events.

For Christmas parties in Cannon Hill, the van needs a lit spot off the road, such as a car park, yard or drive. In London, access needs planning, as December is busy on the roads. Every portion is cooked to order on the day, not cooked earlier and kept warm, and handed over as soon as it’s ready.

Fish and chips with peas and a mug of tea on a wooden table
Where
Cannon Hill (SW20, SM4, KT3)
Area hub
Greater London
On the menu
Cod, haddock, chips, sausages, pies
On the side
Mushy peas, curry sauce, gravy
Quote
Quoted for your event
Updated
24 October 2026

Events we cater in Cannon Hill

No restaurant booking, no taxis, because the van comes to you.

Whatever the occasion in Cannon Hill, fish and chips from the hatch goes down well. We regularly serve:

  • Club and society Christmas socials
  • Depot Christmas treats
  • Boxing Day and New Year gatherings
  • Festive open days

A Christmas fair at St James Merton is just the kind of event a chip van suits.

Before booking anyone

  • How much space the van takes up
  • Travel, tolls and road charges
  • The deposit and payment dates
  • How late numbers can change

Our booking checklist

Should I sort the food myself?

Weighing up a takeaway order against booking a van? Consider your numbers and how fresh you want it. Ask us for a quote and compare.

Some hosts try a takeaway order. The problem is timing: big orders take a long time, and the food is cooling while it travels. A van solves that by cooking on site.

How the day works

The smell of the fryers does the inviting. Fish goes into the batter and straight into the fryer, and chips are fried in batches through service. Plan your Christmas party in Cannon Hill around the dark: sunset is about 3:55pm, so choose a lit spot near the door for the van.

  1. First, tell us about your Christmas party.
  2. You get an availability check and a clear quote.
  3. We agree timings, access and the parking spot.
  4. On the day, we park up and fry fresh for your guests.
  5. We serve from the hatch, then leave the pitch tidy.

Preparing for the day

  • Keep space clear for guests at the hatch
  • Let us know who to talk to on the day
  • Clear the route for the van

How to get a price

Still finalising the details? That’s fine: tell us the basics about your Christmas party, and we’ll firm it up nearer the time. To start, fill in our quote form.

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Food your guests will love

Curry sauce

Some people will not eat chips without curry sauce, so we bring it along.

Gravy

In the north and the Midlands, gravy is the side of choice, and it is lovely with a pie.

Festive bookings around Cannon Hill

Cannon Hill is about 1 mile north-west of Morden, in Greater London. We park up at drives, car parks, yards and venues around Cannon Hill. We cover 764 places in Greater London, from the larger towns to small villages. You can also see our page for London, about 9 miles away.

If you are organising a Christmas fair for a school like Hillcross Primary School, hot fish and chips goes down well. For anyone getting the train home after the party, South Merton station is about 0.5 miles away.

For Christmas parties in SW20, SM4 and KT3, we just need to know where the van can park and roughly how many guests. Whether your Christmas party is on Aylward Road, Camborne Road and Botsford Road or a nearby road, we will bring the van to you. For Christmas parties just outside Cannon Hill, we cover Bushey Mead (1 mile north-west), Raynes Park (1 mile west), Wimbledon Chase (1 mile north), West Barnes (1 mile west) and Merton Park (1 mile north-east). Within a short drive, we also cover London (9 miles north-east), City of Westminster (8 miles north), Marylebone (9 miles north), Kensington (7 miles north), St Pancras (10 miles north-east) and Shoreditch (11 miles north-east).

A little further out are Bentall Centre (3.8 miles west) and St. Anthony's Hospital (1.5 miles south). Open spaces near Cannon Hill include Cherry Wood and Henman Hill.

  • Nearby schools include Harris Academy Wimbledon (less than half a mile north) and Merton College (0.7 miles south-east)
  • Nearby, you will find The Edward Rayne pub (0.8 miles north-west)
  • Parks and local facilities nearby include Municipal Borough of Malden and Coombe (1.8 miles west)
Map of Cannon Hill © OpenStreetMap contributors

For event organisers in Cannon Hill

Booking for a company? Tell us what your finance team needs, and we’ll talk you through the process. We’re happy to liaise with facilities on parking and timings.

For big groups, the service window matters, so we can plan how to keep the queue short. Staggering groups helps a lot.

What the van needs

Most drives, car parks, yards and firm lawns can take the van, but a few things matter:

  • Flat, firm ground for the van
  • Room in front of the hatch for a queue
  • Light near the van and the queue for evening service

As a London location, Cannon Hill is inside the Ultra Low Emission Zone, and parking takes planning: let us know about off-street space or permits.

If in doubt, send us a picture of the spot and we’ll advise before booking.

From the hatch

  • Sausage and chips
  • Curry sauce
  • Pie and chips
  • Mushy peas
  • Haddock and chips
  • Gravy
  • Cod and chips

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Prices and what affects them

Fish and chip van pricing is simple once we know the basics:

  • Distance and any road charges
  • How easy the site is to reach
  • The length of service
  • Cod, haddock or both

Comparing vans? Look at what each quote includes: service time, menu, travel, any minimum and VAT. We set ours out clearly.

What we need to know

For a quote, it helps to have:

  • Where the event is
  • The spot you have in mind for the van
  • Roughly how many people, including children
  • The date and time of the event

The more you tell us, the more accurate the quote: where the van would park, how to get in, numbers and timings. Photos of the spot and the way in help. When you are ready, fill in our quote form.

Questions from Cannon Hill

What’s the nearest station to Cannon Hill?

South Merton station, about 0.5 miles north-east of the centre.

Can the van park in Cannon Hill Common?

Only with permission from the park’s owner, typically the council. Ask them first, and tell us what they say.

Do you take everything away?

We take the van and everything with it, and leave the spot tidy. Bins for guests are worth planning.

Can coeliacs eat the battered fish?

Not as standard: the batter contains wheat. Let us know and we will tell you what we can do before you book.

Can you park on the road outside?

Only in a legal space, or with the council’s permission. Check with your council first.

How do you handle allergies?

Yes, we can tell you which allergens are in each item. Battered fish contains fish and, in standard batter, gluten. Send us any allergies in writing.

What areas do you cover?

London and the South East: Kent, Surrey, East and West Sussex, Hampshire, Berkshire, Bucks, Oxfordshire and the Isle of Wight, including Cannon Hill.

Is grass a problem?

That depends on the weather and the ground. Let us know what the ground is like, and send a picture if you can.

  • Fried fresh to order in the van at your event
  • Cod, haddock and chips, sausages and pies
  • The van comes to you: homes, venues, workplaces and fields
  • Served at the time you choose, from the hatch

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