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Christmas Party Fish and Chips for Myrke events

Treat your guests to fresh fish and chips at your Christmas party in Myrke. The van arrives, the fryers go on and everything is cooked to order, so every portion goes out hot.

  • Christmas lunches for shift teams
  • PTA Christmas events
  • Festive open days

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Christmas party fish and chips for Myrke events

How our Christmas party fish and chips works in Myrke

For a family gathering over Christmas, the van can come to you, if the date suits. We’re frequently asked to cater new Year parties and school and PTA Christmas fairs, serving sausage and chips, haddock and chips and gravy.

In winter near Myrke, we need firm ground and light. Food is served straight from the hatch, so every portion is hot, and the queue keeps moving.

Where
Myrke (SL3)
Area hub
Slough
From the fryer
Fish and chips, sausages, pies
Extras
Curry sauce, mushy peas and gravy
Price
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Last updated
24 October 2026
Festive lights hanging over a dressed dinner table

About the food

Gravy

Gravy brings a bit of warmth to the meal, especially in winter.

Mushy peas

No fish and chips is complete without mushy peas for many people.

Working with your venue

Venues frequently have their own rules about outside caterers and vehicles: where a van can park, access times and the paperwork they want. Send us your venue’s requirements and we’ll confirm what we can provide.

If you’re planning an event on someone’s behalf, such as a wedding planner, an office manager or a fête committee, we’re happy to deal with you and the venue directly. It saves passing messages back and forth.

A chip van compared with other options

Venue Christmas packages add up. A van can be better value. Dates make a difference: summer Saturdays and December Fridays are the busiest days of the year. Ask about your date early.

What you get with us

  • Served hot, straight from the hatch
  • A clear quote before booking
  • Classic food your guests already know
  • We cover Myrke and the whole of Slough

Read our prices page or the cost guide.

Myrke: your questions answered

What’s the nearest station to Myrke?

Slough station, about 0.9 miles north of the centre.

Can the van park in Herschel Park?

Only with permission from the park’s owner, typically the council. Check with them first, and tell us what they say.

What time should the van serve at a Christmas party?

Early in the evening generally works best. For a lunch, tell us your break time.

Do you do work Christmas parties?

Yes, with a level spot such as a car park and the site’s agreement.

Do you fry it on site?

Yes. The fryers are in the van, so food is cooked there and then, not cooked earlier and kept warm.

What does the van need?

A level, firm spot it can drive onto, near your guests, with room for a queue at the hatch. Mention any narrow gates or soft ground.

Can you serve in the cold?

Not for the cooking. Guests appreciate cover and a short walk.

Can you cater for allergies?

We provide allergen information for everything we serve. Fish and gluten are the main ones in battered fish. Send us any allergies in writing.

DIY versus a fish and chip van

Not sure whether to order in or book a van? Consider your numbers and how fresh you want it. We are happy to send a quote so you can compare.

Collecting fish and chips for a crowd yourself is possible, but it is hard work. Long waits and a drive home mean food arrives lukewarm and soggy. With a van, it’s fried on the spot.

What happens on the day

A typical booking goes like this: we arrive, park up and set up, the fryers heat up, and food goes out hot when you’re ready to eat. In December, it is dark in Myrke by about 3:55pm, so plan lighting for any party after mid-afternoon. A lunchtime party is the only one served in good daylight.

  1. Contact us with the basics: when, where and roughly how many.
  2. Show us where the van would go, and we will confirm it works.
  3. Closer to the day, we confirm the arrival time and serving time.
  4. We park, open the hatch and start frying for your guests.
  5. Last portion served, we tidy up and head off.

Preparing for the day

  • Think about a gazebo by the van in case of rain
  • Check the venue or landowner is happy for the van to park
  • Choose a level, firm spot for the van

How to get a price

We quote for each event separately, so the price fits what you actually need. For a quote, send us your details through our quote form.

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Planning help

Occasions we serve in Myrke

By December, many people have had several Christmas dinners, so a chip van makes a nice change.

Whatever brings people together, a chip van is a crowd-pleaser. We are frequently booked for:

  • Christmas lunches for shift teams
  • Family Christmas get-togethers
  • Festive open days
  • Christmas fairs at schools

A Christmas fair at Church of St Laurence is just the kind of event a chip van suits.

What to look for in a quote

  • How much space the van takes up
  • Whether there is a minimum
  • Payment terms and deposit
  • VAT, if it applies

Choosing a fish and chip van

Prices and what affects them

Two events with the same numbers can cost different amounts, because of:

  • Numbers
  • Parking and the way in
  • Your choice of menu
  • Travel, tolls and road charges

There is no one-size-fits-all price for a fish and chip van. A short service and a long afternoon’s trading are very different bookings. Your quote spells it all out.

Getting an accurate quote

You do not need every detail fixed to get a quote, but these help:

  • A picture of the space and the way in
  • The date and when you’d like to eat
  • Any dietary needs and allergies
  • Where the event is

We only need a few details to quote: date, address, numbers and serving time. To send them, send us your details through our quote form.

Before you choose a spot

The right spot keeps everyone safe and the service smooth. We need:

  • A short walk from the party
  • A level, firm spot the van can drive onto
  • Permission from the venue or landowner for the van

Not sure about the spot? Send us a photo and we will tell you honestly before you book.

On the menu in Myrke

  • Gravy
  • Cod and chips
  • Mushy peas
  • Pie and chips
  • Sausage and chips
  • Curry sauce
  • Haddock and chips

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Planning a Christmas party in Myrke

Myrke is about 1 mile south-east of Slough, in Slough. We cover Myrke as standard, so your Christmas party just needs a date, a spot for the van and a serving time. Myrke is one of 31 places in Slough where we bring the van. You can also see our page for Guildford, about 17 miles away.

Train travellers will want to know that the closest railway station is Slough station, roughly 0.9 miles north of the centre. A winter fair at a school like Long Close School gets dark early, so hot food from a van is popular.

Wherever your Christmas party is in SL3, we can fry fresh for your guests. Neighbouring places where we serve Christmas parties include Ditton (1 mile south-east), Datchet (1 mile south-east), Sunnymeads (3 miles south-east), Brands Hill (3 miles south-east) and Old Windsor (3 miles south). Within a short drive, we also cover Britwell (3 miles north-west), Burnham (4 miles north-west), Stoke Poges (3 miles north), Huntercombe (3 miles north-west), Farnham Common (4 miles north) and Farnham Royal (3 miles north).

Other landmarks nearby include Windsor Castle (1.2 miles south-west) and Upton Hospital (0.5 miles north). Green spaces nearby include Stoke Common and Taplow Lake.

  • Nearby schools include St Mary's Church of England Primary School (0.5 miles north-east) and Upton Court Grammar School (0.7 miles north-east)
  • Pubs nearby include The Red Cow Public House (within half a mile north)
  • Parks and local facilities nearby include Municipal Borough of Slough (0.8 miles north)
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  • Fried fresh to order in the van at your event
  • Cod, haddock and chips, sausages and pies
  • The van comes to you: homes, venues, workplaces and fields
  • Served at the time you choose, from the hatch

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