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Christmas Party Fish and Chips for New Malden events
Bring the chip shop to your Christmas party in New Malden. We park up, heat the fryers and cook to order, so every portion goes out hot.
- Boxing Day and New Year gatherings
- End-of-year customer events
- Office Christmas parties
Book the van in New Malden
A fish and chip van or other catering?
Compared with a restaurant Christmas lunch, a van brings the meal to the team. Got a budget? Let us know, and we’ll suggest how to make it work. Keeping the menu short is generally the best value.
Why New Malden hosts choose us
- All the chip-shop extras
- A clear quote before booking
- No kitchen needed
- Events in New Malden and across Greater London
See how we price and the cost guide.
Christmas party fish and chips in New Malden, cooked to order
It is a crowd-pleaser, which makes it a safe choice for a mixed team. We serve curry sauce, haddock and chips and sausage and chips, and we’re regularly asked to cater christmas fairs at schools and warehouse and depot Christmas lunches.
London Christmas parties in New Malden are frequently at offices, pubs with a yard or homes with a drive. Let us know about lighting and the way in. Your quote spells out what’s included: serving times, the menu and anything else agreed, with no surprises on the day.
- Where
- New Malden (KT3, KT1, SW20)
- Region
- Greater London
- From the fryer
- Cod and haddock, chips, sausages and pies
- On the side
- Mushy peas, curry sauce, gravy
- Quote
- Quoted for your event
- Page updated
- 24 October 2026
Planning for dietary needs
Most events have a few guests with dietary needs. To plan for them:
- Plan lighting near the hatch
- Confirm allergies by email
- Keep the queue dry
- Check the van can park on site
Keep the walk from the door to the van short, so nobody is out in the cold for long.
Fairy lights around the van make it part of the decorations.
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What else we do in New Malden
The process
It is a relaxed, well-organised set-up. Arrival and serving times are agreed beforehand, set up where we have agreed, and cook and serve without fuss. An afternoon Christmas party in New Malden can start in daylight and finish in the dark, with sunset about 3:55pm; light the path to the van.
- You tell us the date, the venue or site, rough numbers and when you’d like to eat.
- You get an access check and a clear quote.
- Arrival time and a well-lit spot are agreed in advance.
- We park up, heat the fryers and serve hot food on a cold day.
- We pack up when service ends and leave the pitch tidy.
How to prepare
- Check the venue or landowner is happy for the van to park
- Check the way in for low branches, cables and narrow gates
- Let us know the serving time
How to get a price
Not sure of numbers yet? No problem: tell us the basics about your Christmas party, and we will firm it up nearer the time. To start, send us your details through our quote form.
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What a fish and chip van costs
Two events with the same numbers can cost different amounts, because of:
- How easy the site is to reach
- How long we serve
- How far we travel
- Any minimum charge
Most vans have a minimum charge, since getting the van there costs the same however many eat. We’ll tell you up front.
What to tell us
These details help us quote quickly:
- Access details such as gates and narrow lanes
- The venue or postcode
- Allergies and diets you know about
- Your date and serving time
Getting a quote is simple: share your date, address, rough numbers and when you’d like to eat. We’ll send a clear quote that says what’s included.
Planning the van’s spot
Most drives, car parks, yards and firm lawns can take the van, but there are a few things to check:
- Room in front of the hatch for a queue
- Confirmation that the van can park there
- A spot near your guests
New Malden is in London, within the Ultra Low Emission Zone, and parking can be tight: let us know about off-street space or permits.
If in doubt, send us a picture of the spot and we will advise before booking.
Popular choices
- Haddock and chips
- Gravy
- Pie and chips
- Cod and chips
- Curry sauce
- Sausage and chips
- Mushy peas
Should I sort the food myself?
For a small group, making your own food can work. For bigger numbers, a van makes life easier, and nobody has to miss the Christmas party.
If you do order from a chip shop, ring well ahead and collect as close to eating time as you can. For a crowd, a van is normally simpler.
Your questions about a fish and chip van for your Christmas party in New Malden
What’s the nearest station to New Malden?
New Malden station, in New Malden itself.
What about parking in New Malden?
It can be, so tell us about driveways, yards, car parks or a council suspension. We’ll work around it.
Is there a non-fish option?
We serve sausages and pies as well as fish. Tell us about other diets and we’ll tell you what we can offer.
Can you serve children?
Yes. Children usually love sausage and chips. Include children in your numbers.
How much space do you need?
Level, firm ground the van can reach, near your guests, and space for a queue. Tell us about gates, lanes and soft ground.
What if we only have street parking?
That depends on local parking rules. A drive, car park or yard is normally easier; if it has to be the street, check with the council.
Which areas do you serve?
London and South East England: Kent, Surrey, East and West Sussex, Hampshire, Berkshire, Bucks, Oxfordshire and the Isle of Wight.
Can the van come to New Malden?
Yes. We take the van across London and the South East, including New Malden and the rest of Greater London. To check your date, send us your details through our quote form.
Occasions we serve in New Malden
It feels festive without being formal.
Here are some of the occasions we serve in New Malden and Greater London:
- Christmas socials for clubs
- Christmas customer days
- PTA Christmas events
- Depot Christmas treats
For colleagues travelling by train, New Malden has its own station, New Malden station.
Before you book anyone
- What happens if the event is cancelled or moved
- Whether VAT is included
- The deadline for final numbers
- A clear list of what’s included
What comes out of the fryer
Cod and chips
Cod and chips is the meal most people picture when they think of a chip shop. Fried to order in the van, it is hot, crisp and generous.
Curry sauce
Some people won’t eat chips without curry sauce, so we bring it along.
Christmas catering near New Malden
New Malden is about 3 miles south-west of Wimbledon, in Greater London. Around New Malden, we park wherever there is level, firm ground. We cover 764 places across Greater London. Our nearest city page is London, about 10 miles away.
A winter fair at a school like Christ Church New Malden CofE Primary School gets dark early, so hot food from a van is popular. Christmas fairs at a church such as New Malden Baptist Church can book the van as a hot-food stall.
For Christmas parties in KT3, KT1 and SW20, we just need to know where the van can park and a serving time. Local streets include High Street, Ashcombe Square and Melrose Gardens; a Christmas party on any of them works well with a drive or nearby car park. New Malden is on the B283, so it is easy for us to reach with the van. Neighbouring places where we serve Christmas parties include Motspur Park (1 mile north-east), West Barnes (1 mile east), Norbiton (1 mile north-west), Coombe (1 mile north) and Raynes Park (1 mile east). Larger places within reach include London (10 miles north-east), City of Westminster (9 miles north-east), Marylebone (9 miles north-east), Kensington (7 miles north), St Pancras (11 miles north-east) and Shoreditch (12 miles north-east).
Nearby you will also find Wimbledon Museum (2.5 miles north-east) and Municipal Borough of Malden and Coombe (within half a mile south-east). Open spaces near New Malden include Rose Walk and Kingston Hill Road area.
- Nearby schools include Holy Cross School (less than half a mile south)
- Local pubs include The Glasshouse pub (less than half a mile north-east)
- Fried fresh to order in the van at your event
- Cod, haddock and chips, sausages and pies
- The van comes to you: homes, venues, workplaces and fields
- Served at the time you choose, from the hatch