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Christmas Party Fish and Chips for Teynham Street events

Fried to order and served hot: a fish and chip van for your Christmas party in Teynham Street and the surrounding area.

  • Club and society Christmas socials
  • Christmas lunches for shift teams
  • Family Christmas get-togethers

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A chip van near Teynham Street

How we price a fish and chip van for your Christmas party

Each booking is quoted on its own, based on a few main things:

  • The day of the week
  • How long we serve
  • Cod, haddock or both
  • Access and parking

When you compare quotes, check what each one includes: hours, menu, travel, minimum charge and VAT. Our quotes spell it all out.

What to tell us

To check availability and price, we need:

  • A picture of the space and the way in
  • Rough numbers for adults and children
  • The venue or postcode
  • The date and when you’d like to eat

Tell us your date, venue or postcode and roughly how many people, along with your serving time, and you’ll get a clear price. To get started, send us your details through our quote form.

Christmas party fish and chips in Teynham Street, cooked to order

December dates book up early, so it pays to ask early. Popular choices include gravy, pie and chips and mushy peas, and typical bookings are for work Christmas parties and christmas socials for clubs.

In winter near Teynham Street, we need firm ground and light, as fields are frequently soft. We keep the menu short: fewer choices means fresher food and shorter queues.

Area
Teynham Street (ME9)
Region
Kent
On the menu
Cod, haddock, chips, sausages, pies
Sides
Curry sauce, mushy peas and gravy
Price
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Last updated
24 October 2026
A long table set for a festive meal under hanging lights

Perfect for your Christmas party in Teynham Street

Few things beat hot fish and chips in December, served fast.

The van suits big events and small ones. Typical bookings include:

  • School and PTA Christmas fairs
  • Work Christmas parties
  • Christmas socials for clubs
  • Warehouse and depot Christmas lunches

If people are coming by rail, Teynham station is about 0.8 miles away.

What your quote should include

  • What the price includes, item by item
  • Payment terms and deposit
  • If the price includes VAT
  • Any minimum charge

How to compare vans

Allergies and dietary needs

Tell us about dietary needs and allergies early, and we’ll tell you honestly what we can offer. To get it right:

  • Think about a gazebo or covered doorway
  • Tell us about coeliac guests specifically
  • Check the van can park on site
  • Send round an allergy question

We arrive in good time and set up in a lit spot before the party starts.

Hot drinks alongside make it even better.

For planners, venues and organisers

Organising a club, school or community event in Teynham Street? A fish and chip van draws people in and almost everyone likes it. Tell us about the event and we’ll take it from there.

Booking for a company? Tell us what your finance team needs, and we’ll talk you through the process. We can work with your facilities team on access and timings.

About the food

Pie and chips

Pie and chips gives people a filling alternative to fish, perfect with gravy.

Curry sauce

Curry sauce divides opinion, so we bring it along.

Common questions in Teynham Street

Is Teynham Street close to London?

About 41 miles from central London, and we cover it as standard.

What’s the nearest station to Teynham Street?

Teynham station, about 0.8 miles south-west of the centre.

Do you bring everything you need?

All the cooking happens in the van. Let us know what’s available at the site and we will confirm what we need.

What’s on the menu?

Proper fish and chips, with sausages and pies for anyone who doesn’t want fish. Mushy peas, curry sauce and gravy go on the side.

How quickly can you serve everyone?

It depends on numbers, the menu and how people arrive. Tell us your numbers and how long you have for food, and we’ll plan service around it.

What does it cost to hire the van?

It depends on numbers, the menu, how long we serve and travel. Tell us about your Christmas party and we’ll send a quote.

Is grass a problem?

That depends on the weather and the ground. Let us know what the ground is like, and send a picture if you can.

What does the van need?

Not much: a hard surface or firm, dry grass, with a clear way in. Send us a picture if you are not sure.

Before you choose a spot

Every site is different, so we’ll ask about yours before we confirm. Generally, we look for:

  • A spot near your guests
  • Permission from the venue or landowner for the van
  • Lighting nearby for evening events

Not sure about the spot? Send us a photo and we’ll tell you honestly before booking.

On the menu in Teynham Street

  • Pie and chips
  • Mushy peas
  • Haddock and chips
  • Gravy
  • Curry sauce
  • Cod and chips
  • Sausage and chips

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What happens on the day

We need time before service to bring the fryers up to heat, so we’re there in good time before you want to eat. December in Teynham Street means early darkness: the light goes at about 3:50pm, so a lit, sheltered spot for the van is essential.

  1. Start with three things: the date, the place and a rough headcount.
  2. Show us where the van would go, and we will confirm it works.
  3. Closer to the day, we confirm the arrival time and serving time.
  4. The van rolls up, the hatch opens and the fryers get going for your guests.
  5. Once the last portion is out, we pack up and go.

Preparing for the day

  • Leave room in front of the hatch for a queue
  • Arrange somewhere dry for the queue
  • Let us know the serving time

Ask for a quote

The more you tell us, the more accurate the quote: the parking spot, access, numbers and serving time. Photos of the spot and the way in help. When you are ready, fill in our quote form.

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Takeaway run or book a van?

Frying for a crowd at home is not a good idea: big pans of hot oil, children and garden parties don’t mix. Leave the frying to a van built for it.

DIY food keeps costs down, but the host spends the event serving. With a fish and chip van, you get hot food without the work.

Christmas parties in Teynham Street: local tips

Teynham Street is about 3 miles north-west of Faversham, in Kent. For a Christmas party in Teynham Street, we can park on a drive, a car park, a yard or firm, dry grass in and around Teynham Street. Teynham Street is one of 922 places in Kent we cover. We serve events right across the region, from Teynham Street to Canterbury (12 miles away).

Carol services and Christmas fairs at churches such as Church of St Mary draw people who are glad of hot food afterwards. A winter fair at a school like Teynham Parochial Church of England Primary School gets dark early, so hot food from a van is popular.

We cover Christmas parties in every part of ME9. From Teynham Street, Marsh Lane and Conyer Road or anywhere nearby, we will bring the van to you. We also bring the van to Christmas parties in Deerton Street (1 mile south), Conyer (1 mile north-west), Teynham (1 mile south-west), Norton Ash (1 mile south) and Lewson Street (2 miles south). Larger places within reach include Maidstone (14 miles west), Ashford (14 miles south), Canterbury (12 miles east), Sittingbourne (4 miles west), Whitstable (9 miles east) and Faversham (3 miles south-east).

Other landmarks nearby include Dolphin Sailing Barge Museum (3.4 miles west) and Castle Rough (3.3 miles north-west).

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  • Fried fresh to order in the van at your event
  • Cod, haddock and chips, sausages and pies
  • The van comes to you: homes, venues, workplaces and fields
  • Served at the time you choose, from the hatch

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