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Christmas Party Fish and Chips in Conyer
Hot, crisp and cooked while you wait: a fish and chip van for your Christmas party in Conyer and across Kent.
- Christmas fairs at schools
- Festive open days
- Festive family gatherings
Book the van in Conyer
What happens on the day
We arrive in good time before you want to eat, park the van and get the fryers going. Guests typically gather round the hatch once service starts. Sunset in Conyer in late December is about 3:50pm, so plan lighting for any party after mid-afternoon. Lunchtime is the brightest slot in December.
- You share your date, numbers and address.
- We check the route in and send a price.
- We arrive early to park and heat the fryers.
- Everything is fried to order as the queue moves.
- We serve hot from the hatch and pack up when we’re done.
Getting ready for the day
- Leave room in front of the hatch for a queue
- Give us a contact for the day
- Get permission for the van from the venue
Get a quote
Most quotes start with a few simple details: date, address, numbers and serving time. You can fill in our quote form.
Planning help
Christmas party fish and chips in Conyer, cooked to order
Christmas fairs and lights switch-ons suit a chip van too, with hot food for visitors in the cold. We’re frequently asked to cater festive gatherings after Christmas and work Christmas parties, with mushy peas, cod and chips and sausage and chips.
For a Christmas party near Conyer, firm, lit ground near the house or hall is key. We bring the van and everything we need to cook, and we leave the pitch tidy when we go.
Nearby places to Conyer
What else we do in Conyer
Why choose Christmas party fish and chips in Conyer?
It feels festive without being formal, and people talk about it.
We’re booked for all kinds of occasions in Conyer and nearby. Some of the most common are:
- Lights switch-on events
- Warehouse and depot Christmas lunches
- Christmas customer days
- Work Christmas parties
For colleagues travelling by train, the closest railway station is Teynham station, roughly 1.1 miles south of the centre.
Before you book anyone
- What happens if the event is cancelled or moved
- How late numbers can change
- Any minimum charge
- What the van needs: space, access, power
Where the van can park in Conyer
If a spot isn’t suitable, we will tell you, and suggest an alternative. The main points are:
- Confirmation that the van can park there
- A spot near your guests
- A level, firm spot the van can drive onto
If in doubt, send us a picture of the spot and we will advise.
Popular choices
- Sausage and chips
- Haddock and chips
- Mushy peas
- Curry sauce
- Gravy
- Pie and chips
- Cod and chips
How we price a fish and chip van for your Christmas party
There are no hidden charges: the quote reflects:
- Any minimum charge
- Distance and any road charges
- The day of the week
- The length of service
The cost per head normally falls as numbers rise, because the van, travel and set-up cost much the same either way. Give us your numbers and we’ll quote.
What to tell us
Here’s what makes a quick, accurate quote possible:
- Allergies and diets you know about
- Where the van would park
- The address or venue name
- Access details such as gates and narrow lanes
The more you tell us, the more accurate the quote: where the van would park, how to get in, numbers and timings. A picture of the spot helps too. When you are ready, fill in our quote form.
Conyer questions
Do you come out to small places like Conyer?
Not at all. We serve villages and hamlets as well as towns. Tell us about lanes, gates and the ground.
Is Conyer close to London?
Roughly 41 miles from the centre of London, and we cover it as standard.
What do you bring?
We bring the van and everything we need to cook. You just need a suitable spot and permission.
Is there something for children?
Of course. Sausage and chips is a favourite with children. Tell us how many are coming.
How soon do we need to book?
Early, particularly for summer Saturdays and Christmas party Fridays. Even at short notice, it is worth asking.
Can you serve in the cold?
Not for the cooking. Plan cover and lighting for the queue.
How fast is service?
Keeping choices simple and sending people up in groups helps. We’ll talk it through when we quote.
Do you come to Conyer?
We do. Conyer is one of the places we cover. Tell us your date and we will check availability.
Looking after everyone
Allergies are taken seriously. Here’s how you can help:
- Plan an alternative for anyone we can’t cater for
- Check the van can park on site
- Flag any coeliac guests
- Plan lighting near the hatch
Park the van close to the door, so nobody is out in the cold for long.
Crackers on the tables finish it off.
Why choose a fish and chip van in Conyer?
Compared with a restaurant Christmas lunch, a van brings the meal to the team. Many fish and chip vans set a minimum, because the van, fuel and travel cost the same for a small group. Ask us what applies to your Christmas party.
Why us?
- Mushy peas, curry sauce and gravy on the side
- A quote that spells everything out
- A menu almost everyone likes
- Something for guests to gather round
Take a look at our pricing and our guide to van hire costs.
Planning a Christmas party in Conyer
Conyer is about 4 miles east of Sittingbourne, in Kent. We park up at drives, car parks, yards and venues around Conyer and nearby villages. We take the van to 922 places in Kent. We serve events right across the region, from Conyer to Canterbury (12 miles away).
A Christmas fair at Church of St Mary is just the kind of event a chip van suits.
Anywhere in ME9, we can bring the van to you. Whether your Christmas party is on North Quay and Conyer Road or anywhere nearby, we’ll bring the van to you. We also bring the van to Christmas parties in Teynham Street (1 mile south-east), Deerton Street (1 mile south-east), Teynham (1 mile south), Norton Ash (2 miles south) and Lewson Street (2 miles south). Within a short drive, we also cover Maidstone (14 miles south-west), Ashford (15 miles south), Canterbury (12 miles south-east), Sittingbourne (4 miles west), Whitstable (9 miles east) and Faversham (4 miles south-east).
Nearby you’ll also find Dolphin Sailing Barge Museum (3.1 miles west) and Castle Rough (2.8 miles west).
The menu, dish by dish
Curry sauce
Chip-shop curry sauce is a mild, slightly sweet British classic, great with chips and sausages.
Cod and chips
Cod is the classic: mild, white and flaky, and it’s what most people in the south ask for. It is battered and fried to order, so it’s crisp when it reaches you.
Working with your venue
For larger numbers, tell us how long you have for food, so we can plan how to keep the queue short. Staggering groups helps a lot.
Having the party at home? Send us a picture of the drive or the spot and the way in, and we will let you know if the van will fit.
- Fried fresh to order in the van at your event
- Cod, haddock and chips, sausages and pies
- The van comes to you: homes, venues, workplaces and fields
- Served at the time you choose, from the hatch