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Christmas Party Fish and Chips in The Brents

Bring the chip shop to your Christmas party in The Brents. The van arrives, the fryers go on and everything is cooked to order, so every portion goes out hot.

  • Festive family gatherings
  • School and PTA Christmas fairs
  • Christmas fairs and lights switch-ons

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Planning an event in The Brents?

Christmas party fish and chips in The Brents, cooked to order

Everything is fried inside the van, so rain and cold don’t stop us. For warehouse and depot Christmas lunches and christmas family parties, we will put together a menu of pie and chips, haddock and chips and mushy peas for your guests.

Around The Brents, Christmas parties are frequently at home, the village hall or a club. The van needs a lit spot and a firm surface. Your quote spells out what’s included: serving times, the menu and anything else agreed.

Location
The Brents (ME13)
Area hub
Kent
From the fryer
Fish and chips, sausages, pies
On the side
Gravy, mushy peas, curry sauce
Quote
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Page updated
24 October 2026
A long table set for a festive meal under hanging lights

The menu, dish by dish

Haddock and chips

Some people swear by haddock: a firmer flake and a sweeter taste. Ask us about offering haddock alongside or instead of cod.

Curry sauce

Chip-shop curry sauce is a mild, slightly sweet British classic, great with chips and sausages.

Diets, allergies and planning

Most events have a few guests with dietary needs. To plan for them:

  • Think about a gazebo or covered doorway
  • Let us know about coeliac disease
  • December Fridays go first: book early
  • Put allergy details in writing

Park the van close to the door.

Crackers on the tables finish it off.

Prices and what affects them

Here’s what makes the biggest difference to the price:

  • Numbers
  • The minimum booking
  • Your choice of menu
  • Distance and any road charges

When you compare quotes, check what each one includes: service time, menu, travel, any minimum and VAT. Our quotes spell it all out.

Getting an accurate quote

These details help us quote quickly:

  • The date and time of the event
  • Roughly how many people, including children
  • A picture of the parking spot
  • The venue or postcode

Getting a quote is simple: share your date, address, rough numbers and when you’d like to eat. We’ll send a clear quote that says what’s included.

The process

Nothing gathers a crowd like the smell of fish and chips. Fish goes into the batter and straight into the fryer, with chips cooked in batches as the queue moves. An afternoon Christmas party in The Brents can start in daylight and finish in the dark, with sunset about 3:50pm; light the path to the van.

  1. First, tell us about your Christmas party.
  2. We check the date and where the van will park, then send a quote.
  3. Timings and the van’s spot are agreed in advance.
  4. We cook to order on the day for your guests.
  5. We serve from the hatch, then leave the pitch tidy.

How to prepare

  • Check the venue or landowner is happy for the van to park
  • Leave room in front of the hatch for a queue
  • Let us know who to talk to on the day

Getting a price

Send us the date, the address or ME13 postcode and rough numbers, plus when you’d like to eat, and you will get a clear price. Just send us your details through our quote form.

Tell us about your event

Related guides

Festive bookings around The Brents

The Brents is about 1 mile north-east of Faversham, in Kent. In and around The Brents, the van can serve from a drive, a yard, a car park or a firm field. The Brents is one of 922 places in Kent where we bring the van. You can also see our page for Canterbury, about 9 miles away.

If people are coming by rail, Faversham station is about 0.6 miles away. Christmas fairs at a church such as Faversham Parish Church can book the van as a hot-food stall.

We take the van to Christmas parties all over ME13. That could mean a Christmas party at a home on Ham Road, Back Lane and Quay Lane or the roads around them, wherever the van can park. We also bring the van to Christmas parties in Davington (1 mile west), Faversham (1 mile south-west), Preston (1 mile south), Oare (1 mile north-west) and Ospringe (1 mile south-west). Within a short drive, we also cover Ashford (12 miles south), Canterbury (9 miles east), Sittingbourne (7 miles west), Whitstable (6 miles east), Herne Bay (11 miles east) and Minster (8 miles north-west).

Well-known places in the area include Newnham Castle (4.6 miles south-west).

  • Local schools include Queen Elizabeth's Grammar School (under half a mile south-east)
  • Pubs nearby include The Brents Tavern (within half a mile north-west)
Map of The Brents © OpenStreetMap contributors

Takeaway run or book a van?

Ordering from a local shop? Call ahead and collect at the last minute. For anything more than a handful of people, a van is normally the easier option.

A DIY buffet works for small groups. For larger numbers, or when you want hot food, a van takes the pressure off, and nobody has to miss the Christmas party.

Occasions we serve in The Brents

It is hot food on a cold day, served fast.

We’re booked for all kinds of occasions in The Brents and nearby. Some of the most common are:

  • Family Christmas get-togethers
  • Christmas fairs and lights switch-ons
  • Christmas customer days
  • New Year parties

If you are organising a Christmas fair for a school like Davington Primary School, hot fish and chips goes down well.

What your quote should include

  • VAT, if it applies
  • The minimum number of meals or minimum spend
  • A clear list of what’s included
  • How long service runs, and what happens if you overrun

15 questions to ask before booking

Your questions about a fish and chip van for your Christmas party in The Brents

Is The Brents close to London?

Roughly 44 miles from the centre of London, and we cover it as standard.

Could you trade in Oare Meadow?

Only if the landowner, typically the council, allows it. Check with them first, and tell us what they say.

What if we only have street parking?

It depends on the road. A drive, car park or yard is generally easier; if it has to be the street, check with the council.

How long are you on site?

We arrive well before service to park and heat the fryers. We will agree arrival and serving times with you so food is ready when you want it.

When should we book for December?

Very early. Fridays in December book up first.

How far ahead should we book?

As early as you can, especially for summer weekends and December. Even at short notice, it is worth asking.

Is everything cooked fresh?

Yes, always. Everything is fried fresh in the van, then handed over hot from the hatch.

Do we need to provide equipment?

All the cooking happens in the van. Let us know what’s available at the site.

Is a fish and chip van right for your Christmas party?

A big takeaway order rarely arrives hot. A van cooks on the spot. Travel, tolls and charges such as ULEZ can affect the price, so it helps to give us the postcode.

Why book with us

  • A van that becomes part of the event
  • Served hot, straight from the hatch
  • Works on wet days as well as sunny ones
  • Everything cooked to order at your event

Read our prices page or our guide to van hire costs.

For planners, venues and organisers

If your event is in a public place, such as a park or a street, check what permission you need first. The council or landowner will tell you what they need.

Hosting at home? Send us a photo of the drive or the spot and the way in, and we’ll let you know if the van will fit.

  • Fried fresh to order in the van at your event
  • Cod, haddock and chips, sausages and pies
  • The van comes to you: homes, venues, workplaces and fields
  • Served at the time you choose, from the hatch

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