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Christmas party fish and chips in The Stocks, Kent
Something for almost everyone: cod or haddock in batter, chips, sausages and pies, plus mushy peas, curry sauce and gravy on the side. Book a fish and chip van for your Christmas party in The Stocks.
- Christmas lunches for shift teams
- Christmas socials for clubs
- Family Christmas get-togethers
Fresh fish and chips in The Stocks
About our Christmas party fish and chips in The Stocks
A Christmas party does not have to mean another turkey dinner. Hot fish and chips on a cold December day is festive in its own way. Typical bookings include christmas lunches for shift teams and lights switch-on events, serving haddock and chips, cod and chips and curry sauce.
In a small place like The Stocks, December lanes are dark, so let us know about access and lighting. The fryers are in the van, so the cooking happens right there at your Christmas party, so the batter is still crisp when it is handed over.
For event organisers in The Stocks
If your event is in a public place, such as a park or a street, check what permission you need first. Ask the council or landowner early.
If you’re organising for someone else, such as a wedding planner, an office manager or a fête committee, we will work directly with you and the venue. It saves passing messages back and forth.
Christmas parties in The Stocks: local tips
The Stocks is about 11 miles south-west of Ashford, in Kent. We take a fish and chip van for your Christmas party to drives, car parks, yards and venues around The Stocks. We serve 922 places across Kent, from the larger towns to small villages. Our nearest city page is Canterbury, about 24 miles away.
Carol services and Christmas fairs at churches such as Parish Church of St John the Baptist draw people who are glad of hot food afterwards. For anyone getting the train home after the party, Rye station is about 4.2 miles away. The coast is within about 5 miles of The Stocks, and winter sea winds can be bitter, so plan a sheltered spot for the queue.
We serve Christmas parties across TN30. That could mean a Christmas party at a home on Stocks Road, Budd's Lane and Wittersham Road, wherever the van can park. Neighbouring places where we serve Christmas parties include Acton (1 mile north), Wittersham (1 mile west), Stone Corner (1 mile north), Stone in Oxney (2 miles east) and Reading Street (2 miles north-east). We also serve nearby towns such as Ashford (11 miles north-east), Tenterden (4 miles north), Kennington (13 miles north-east), New Romney (10 miles east), Staplehurst (13 miles north-west) and Stanhope (10 miles north-east).
A little further out are Smallhythe Place (2 miles north-west) and Ypres Tower (4.4 miles south). Open spaces near The Stocks include Flatropers Wood.
- Nearby, you will find The Ewe And Lamb Inn (0.5 miles west)
Cannot we just order from the chip shop?
For a small group, making your own food can work. For larger numbers, or when you want hot food, a van takes the pressure off, and you get to enjoy the day.
Deep-frying for lots of people at home is risky: hot oil and a busy party are a bad combination. A van is designed for exactly this.
What happens on the day
Because we cook inside the van, rain doesn’t stop us. Guests will still appreciate a bit of cover near the hatch. At about 3:50pm in late December, it gets dark in The Stocks; light the path to the van.
- Start with three things: the date, the place and a rough headcount.
- A photo of the parking spot helps us check the van will fit.
- Closer to the day, we confirm the arrival time and serving time.
- We park, open the hatch and start frying for your guests.
- Once the last portion is out, we pack up and go.
How to prepare
- Pick a flat, firm place for the van to park
- Name one person we can call on the day
- Keep space clear for guests at the hatch
How to get a price
Most quotes start with a few simple details: the date, where the van would park, roughly how many people and when you’d like to eat. You can send us your details through our quote form.
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Food your guests will love
Mushy peas
No fish and chips is complete without mushy peas for many people, and they’re on the menu.
Cod and chips
For many people, cod and chips is the definitive version. Cooked fresh at the hatch, it goes out hot and crisp.
Diets, allergies and planning
A little planning makes sure everyone is looked after. Try these:
- Ask about your date in the autumn, or earlier
- Tell us about coeliac guests specifically
- Confirm allergies by email
- Collect allergies in advance
We park somewhere lit and get the fryers hot before the party starts.
Paper hats and crackers on the tables add to the fun.
Places near The Stocks
Also in The Stocks
Where the van can park in The Stocks
Most drives, car parks, yards and firm lawns can take the van, but there are a few things to check:
- A clear area by the serving hatch
- Access wide and high enough for the van
- Confirmation that the van can park there
Not sure about the spot? Send us a photo and we will tell you honestly before you book.
Popular choices
- Gravy
- Curry sauce
- Sausage and chips
- Haddock and chips
- Pie and chips
- Mushy peas
- Cod and chips
The Stocks questions
What about events near the coast?
Yes. The cooking is inside the van, so wind doesn’t affect it, but the queue will want shelter.
Is The Stocks too small for a chip van?
Not at all. We serve villages and hamlets as well as towns. Tell us about lanes, gates and the ground.
What if the weather’s bad?
The weather does not stop the van, because the cooking happens inside. Very soft ground can be a problem, so plan a back-up spot on a hard surface.
Can the van park on the street?
Only where it is legal to park, or with a council parking suspension or road closure. Check with your council first.
What areas do you cover?
We take the van across London and the South East, including Kent. See all areas.
Do you take everything away?
The pitch is left as we found it. It helps to have bins near the hatch.
Do you do work Christmas parties?
Yes, with a level spot such as a car park and the site’s agreement.
When should we book?
Early, particularly for summer Saturdays and Christmas party Fridays. Even at short notice, it’s worth asking.
Why choose Christmas party fish and chips in The Stocks?
By December, many people have had several Christmas dinners, so a chip van makes a nice change.
We’re booked for all kinds of occasions in The Stocks and nearby. Some of the most common are:
- Staff Christmas parties
- Boxing Day and New Year gatherings
- Warehouse and depot Christmas lunches
- Christmas family parties
PTA Christmas fairs, for a school such as Wittersham Church of England Primary School, suit a chip van.
What your quote should include
- Whether VAT is included
- Payment terms and deposit
- What happens if the event is cancelled or moved
- The van’s size and access needs
What a fish and chip van costs
Fish and chip van pricing is simple once we know the basics:
- Whether a minimum applies
- Parking and the way in
- The number of meals
- The date and time of year
There is no one-size-fits-all price for a fish and chip van. A short service and a long afternoon’s trading are very different bookings. We set everything out in your quote.
What we need to know
Good planning starts with a few facts. Try to include:
- The address or venue name
- Rough numbers for adults and children
- Your date and serving time
- Any dietary needs and allergies
Each quote is put together for your Christmas party. Give us your date first, and we will check availability straight away.
- Fried fresh to order in the van at your event
- Cod, haddock and chips, sausages and pies
- The van comes to you: homes, venues, workplaces and fields
- Served at the time you choose, from the hatch