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Christmas party fish and chips in Wittersham, Kent
We bring a fish and chip van for your Christmas party across Wittersham and Kent, cooking to order on site and serving from the hatch.
- Christmas lunches for shift teams
- Family Christmas get-togethers
- Office Christmas parties
Christmas party fish and chips in Wittersham
Christmas party fish and chips for your Christmas party in Wittersham
Family get-togethers over the festive season can use a van too. Typical bookings include end-of-year club parties and family Christmas get-togethers, with curry sauce, cod and chips and haddock and chips.
Near Wittersham, country lanes are dark in winter, so tell us about the route and lighting at the spot. Everything we need comes with the van, and we pack up and leave the spot as we found it.
Diets, allergies and planning
Allergies are taken seriously. Help us by following these steps:
- Make sure the van and queue are well lit
- Flag any coeliac guests
- Tell facilities or the venue about the van
- Collect allergies in advance
Keep the walk from the door to the van short.
Christmas music near the van sets the mood.
Events we cater in Wittersham
By December, many people have had several Christmas dinners, so a chip van makes a nice change.
A fish and chip van suits almost any gathering. People in Wittersham book the van for events such as:
- End-of-year customer events
- Depot Christmas treats
- Festive family gatherings
- End-of-year club parties
If a church like Parish Church of St John the Baptist is running a Christmas fair, a chip van is a welcome sight on a cold evening.
Questions to ask before booking
- The deadline for final numbers
- The minimum number of meals or minimum spend
- The service time, and the cost of running over
- VAT, if it applies
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What happens on the day
Expect a friendly, organised set-up. We agree arrival and serving times in advance, set up where we’ve agreed, and cook and serve without fuss. Sunset in Wittersham in late December is about 3:50pm, so even a late-afternoon Christmas party needs lighting by the van and the queue. A lunchtime party is the only one served in good daylight.
- Send us your date, numbers and address.
- We check access for the van and quote.
- We arrive in good time to set up.
- Everything is fried to order as the queue moves.
- We serve hot from the hatch and pack up when we are done.
Getting ready for the day
- Clear the route for the van
- Give us a contact for the day
- Confirm the van is allowed on site
Getting a price
Thinking about a fish and chip van for your Christmas party for your Christmas party in Wittersham? Send us the details and we’ll reply with a clear price. To get in touch, send us your details through our quote form.
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Organising for someone else?
Organising a club, school or community event in Wittersham? Fish and chips is a reliable crowd-pleaser. Give us the details and we’ll suggest how it could work.
Hosting at home? Send a photo of where the van would park, and we will let you know if the van will fit.
Why choose a fish and chip van in Wittersham?
Hog roasts are a Christmas favourite, but it’s pork only. A van offers fish, sausages and pies. Comparing vans? Look at what each quote includes: service time, menu, travel, any minimum and VAT. Our quotes spell it all out.
Why Wittersham hosts choose us
- Quick service from the hatch
- Bookings across Kent, including Wittersham
- We cook inside the van, whatever the weather
- A menu almost everyone likes
Take a look at our prices page and what a fish and chip van costs.
Wittersham in December: what to know
Wittersham is about 11 miles south-west of Ashford, in Kent. Christmas parties in Wittersham are planned around your venue and timings: a quote, a parking spot and fresh frying on the day. We take the van to all 922 towns and villages across Kent. We serve events right across the region, from Wittersham to Canterbury (about 24 miles away).
Wittersham is on or near the B2082, so we can reach it easily in winter. If you’re organising a Christmas fair for a school like Wittersham Church of England Primary School, hot fish and chips goes down well. With the sea within about 5 miles, December breezes can be cold.
This part of Kent takes in TN30, so your Christmas party can be anywhere in it. Streets in the area include The Street, Poplar Road and Swan Cottages, and the van can serve a Christmas party on any of them with a suitable parking spot. You will find Wittersham on the B2082, which makes the journey straightforward. If your venue is just outside Wittersham, we also cover Acton (1 mile north-east), The Stocks (1 mile east), Stone Corner (1 mile north-east), Reading Street (2 miles north-east) and Stone in Oxney (3 miles east). Within a short drive, we also cover Ashford (11 miles north-east), Tenterden (4 miles north), Kennington (13 miles north-east), New Romney (11 miles east), Staplehurst (12 miles north-west) and Stanhope (10 miles north-east).
Other landmarks nearby include Ypres Tower (4.8 miles south) and Smallhythe Place (1.6 miles north). Green spaces nearby include Flatropers Wood.
- Local pubs include The Swan pub (under half a mile north-west)
Planning the van’s spot
The right spot keeps everyone safe and the service smooth. We look for:
- Space for people to queue at the hatch
- Access wide and high enough for the van
- Permission from the venue or landowner for the van
If in doubt, send us a picture of the spot and we’ll advise.
What we serve
- Cod and chips
- Curry sauce
- Pie and chips
- Sausage and chips
- Gravy
- Mushy peas
- Haddock and chips
Your questions about a fish and chip van for your Christmas party in Wittersham
How far is Wittersham from London?
Roughly 48 miles from the centre of London, and we cover it as standard.
Is Wittersham too small for a chip van?
Not at all. We serve villages and hamlets as well as towns. Let us know about access and parking.
Do you do anything other than fish?
We serve sausages and pies as well as fish. Let us know about any other dietary needs and we’ll be honest about what’s possible.
Will the weather be a problem?
The fryers are inside the van, so we carry on. Plan a short, lit route from the door to the hatch.
When should we book for December?
Very early. December weekends and Fridays are the first to go.
Do you cover Wittersham?
We do. Wittersham is one of the places we cover. Tell us your date and we’ll check availability.
When should we book?
As early as you can, especially for summer weekends and December. Even at short notice, it’s worth asking.
How fast is service?
A short menu and staggered groups keep things moving. We will talk it through when we quote.
What a fish and chip van costs
The price comes down to a few factors:
- Whether a minimum applies
- How many people are eating
- Peak dates such as summer Saturdays
- Cod, haddock or both
Cost depends on numbers, menu and service time, plus travel and access. Every booking gets its own quote.
What we need to know
For a quote, it helps to have:
- Where you’d like the van to go
- Rough numbers for adults and children
- Allergies and diets you know about
- How to get in: gates, lanes and ground
The quickest way to a quote is to fill in our quote form. Give us the details of your Christmas party, and we’ll come back with availability and a quote.
Can’t we just order from the chip shop?
A DIY buffet works for small groups. For bigger numbers, a van makes life easier, and nobody has to miss the Christmas party.
Ordering from a local shop? Call ahead and collect at the last minute. For a crowd, a van is typically simpler.
- Fried fresh to order in the van at your event
- Cod, haddock and chips, sausages and pies
- The van comes to you: homes, venues, workplaces and fields
- Served at the time you choose, from the hatch