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Christmas party fish and chips in Wierton, Kent
Fried to order and served hot: a fish and chip van for your Christmas party in Wierton and the surrounding area.
- Christmas fairs at schools
- Christmas family parties
- Festive gatherings after Christmas
A chip van near Wierton
Christmas party fish and chips in Wierton, fried fresh
Everything is fried inside the van, so rain and cold do not stop us. Popular choices include curry sauce, mushy peas and pie and chips, and we are regularly asked to cater staff Christmas parties and warehouse and depot Christmas lunches.
In a small place like Wierton, December lanes are dark, so let us know about access and lighting. You will know what’s included before you book: serving times, the menu and anything else agreed.
Festive bookings around Wierton
Wierton is about 3 miles south of Maidstone, in Kent. In and around Wierton, the van can serve from a drive, a yard, a car park or a firm field. Wierton is one of 922 towns and villages in Kent we cover. We serve events right across the region, from Wierton to Canterbury (about 23 miles away).
A winter fair at a school like Boughton Monchelsea Primary School gets dark early, so hot food from a van is popular. If people are coming by rail, Staplehurst station, about 3.3 miles south, is the nearest station. Wierton is within about 5 miles of the Kent Downs National Landscape, where winter lanes can be dark and narrow, so tell us about the route.
For Christmas parties in ME17, we just need to know where the van can park and a serving time. Local streets include East Hall Hill and Wierton Hill; a Christmas party on any of them works well with a drive or nearby car park. If your venue is just outside Wierton, we also cover Chart Sutton (1 mile north-east), Boughton Monchelsea (1 mile north-west), Boughton Green (1 mile north-west), Park Wood (1 mile north) and Five Wents (2 miles east). Further out, we also take the van to Maidstone (3 miles north), Ashford (15 miles east), Sittingbourne (12 miles north-east), Royal Tunbridge Wells (14 miles south-west), Tonbridge (12 miles west) and Kings Hill (7 miles north-west).
A little further out are Sutton Valence Castle (2 miles east) and The Mall Maidstone (3.9 miles north).
- Schools near Wierton include Cornwallis Academy (1.8 miles north-west)
- Local pubs include The Cock Inn (0.8 miles north-west)
The process
Your timings come first. If things run late, we hold off cooking until you are ready, so nothing is cooked before it is needed. It gets dark in Wierton by about 3:50pm at Christmas; park the van where there’s good light, and keep the walk short.
- Contact us with the basics: when, where and roughly how many.
- A picture of the parking spot helps us check the van will fit.
- Closer to the day, we confirm the arrival time and serving time.
- We park, open the hatch and start frying for your guests.
- Last portion served, we tidy up and head off.
Getting ready for the day
- Think about a gazebo by the van in case of rain
- Share the timings for the day
- Send us final numbers and any allergies in good time
Get a quote
Tell us your date, venue or postcode and roughly how many people, along with your serving time, and we’ll reply with a quote. Just use our quote form.
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What else we do in Wierton
Planners, venues and businesses
If you run the same event each year, tell us your dates early, so we can plan ahead.
Many venues set rules for catering vans: where a van can park, access times and the paperwork they want. Tell us what your venue needs and we will work through them with you.
Prices and what affects them
We will give you a clear quote. The main things that affect it are:
- Parking and the way in
- How many people are eating
- The length of service
- The date and time of year
Dates make a difference: summer Saturdays and December Fridays are the busiest days of the year. Ask about your date early.
What we need to know
Here’s what makes a quick, accurate quote possible:
- The spot you have in mind for the van
- Roughly how many people, including children
- The address or venue name
- Any dietary needs and allergies
We quote for each event separately, so the price fits what you actually need. For a quote, use our quote form.
What comes out of the fryer
Haddock and chips
Some people swear by haddock: a firmer flake and a sweeter taste. Tell us if you’d like to offer it.
Mushy peas
Proper mushy peas start with dried marrowfat peas. They’re the classic side with fish and chips.
Why fried-to-order beats a buffet
A big takeaway order rarely arrives hot. The van fries on site. Many fish and chip vans set a minimum, because the van, fuel and travel cost the same for a small group. We will tell you up front.
Why book our van in Wierton
- Bookings across Kent, including Wierton
- A clear quote before booking
- No kitchen, no crockery, no washing up
- We cook inside the van, whatever the weather
Read our prices page and our guide to van hire costs.
Should I sort the food myself?
DIY food keeps costs down, but the host spends the event serving. Booking the van means hot food and no stress.
For a small group, making your own food can work. For bigger numbers, a van makes life easier, and nobody has to miss the Christmas party.
Occasions we serve in Wierton
It suits shift teams who can’t all go out together.
In Wierton and nearby, the van turns up at all sorts of events. Popular bookings include:
- PTA Christmas events
- End-of-year customer events
- Boxing Day and New Year gatherings
- Christmas family parties
If a church like Church of St Peter is running a Christmas fair, a chip van is a welcome sight on a cold evening.
Questions to ask before booking
- The service time, and the cost of running over
- Any travel, parking or access charges
- What they can offer for dietary needs
- Any minimum charge
Where the van can park in Wierton
Plenty of places work for the van, but there are a few things to check:
- Confirmation that the van can park there
- Somewhere close to where people will eat
- A clear way in, with no low branches, cables or narrow gates
If in doubt, send us a picture of the spot and we will advise.
On the menu in Wierton
- Gravy
- Pie and chips
- Mushy peas
- Curry sauce
- Sausage and chips
- Haddock and chips
- Cod and chips
Your questions about a fish and chip van for your Christmas party in Wierton
Is Wierton too small for a chip van?
Not at all. We serve villages and hamlets as well as towns. Let us know about access and parking.
Is Wierton close to London?
Roughly 34 miles from the centre of London, and well within our area.
Who clears up?
We clear the van’s area after service. Let us know about bins for guests.
Do you do anything other than fish?
There is: sausages and pies, with chips. Give us a rough idea of numbers.
Do you do Christmas markets?
Yes, it’s a popular stall. Get in touch with the date.
What areas do you cover?
We take the van across London and the South East, Kent included. Find your area.
Can you park on the road outside?
It depends on the road. Off-road parking is generally simpler; if it has to be the street, check with the council.
What time should the van serve at a Christmas party?
Whenever suits your party. Remember it’s dark by about 4pm in December.
- Fried fresh to order in the van at your event
- Cod, haddock and chips, sausages and pies
- The van comes to you: homes, venues, workplaces and fields
- Served at the time you choose, from the hatch
