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Fish and Chip Van for Events in Wierton

Bring the chip shop to your event in Wierton. We park up, heat the fryers and cook to order, so nothing sits waiting in a tray.

  • Food for volunteers
  • Club open days
  • Village fêtes

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Fish and chip van for events in Wierton, cooked to order

Few things draw a crowd at a fête or festival like the smell of fish and chips. Organisers get a trader almost everyone is happy to queue for. Whether it is church fêtes and sports tournaments, we will put together a menu of mushy peas, cod and chips and sausage and chips.

A fête near Wierton might be on a field with no mains power; let us know and we will plan for it. We plan the timings around your day, so the food is ready when you want to eat.

Where
Wierton (ME17)
Area hub
Kent
On the menu
Fish and chips, sausages, pies
Extras
Gravy, mushy peas, curry sauce
Quotes
Ask us for a quote
Page updated
24 October 2026
A summer show field with gazebos and a crowd

Why choose a fish and chip van in Wierton?

Most events have a burger van. Fish and chips adds variety. Comparing vans? Look at what each quote includes: hours, menu, travel, minimum charge and VAT. Our quotes spell it all out.

Why us?

  • A menu almost everyone likes
  • The classic sides: peas, curry sauce and gravy
  • No kitchen, no crockery, no washing up
  • A clear quote before you book

Take a look at our pricing or our guide to van hire costs.

The menu, dish by dish

Mushy peas

Proper mushy peas start with dried marrowfat peas. They’re the classic side with fish and chips.

Gravy

Gravy brings a bit of warmth to the meal, especially in winter.

Can’t we just order from the chip shop?

If you do order from a chip shop, ring well ahead and collect as close to eating time as you can. For a crowd, a van is usually simpler.

Not sure whether to order in or book a van? Consider your numbers and how fresh you want it. Ask us for a quote and compare.

Occasions we serve in Wierton

It can feed crew and volunteers too.

Whatever brings people together, fish and chips from the hatch goes down well. We are often booked for:

  • Sports tournaments
  • Agricultural and country shows
  • Village fêtes and summer fairs
  • Sports days

For anyone arriving by train, Staplehurst station is about 3.3 miles away.

Questions to ask before booking

  • What happens if the event is cancelled or moved
  • What the price includes, item by item
  • Travel, tolls and road charges
  • How late numbers can change

Our booking checklist

For event organisers in Wierton

If your event is in a public place, such as a park or a street, check what permission you need first. The council or landowner will tell you what they need.

If you’re organising for someone else, such as a wedding planner, an office manager or a fête committee, we are happy to deal with you and the venue directly. It keeps things simple.

Space, access and the venue

If a spot isn’t suitable, we will tell you. What matters most:

  • Access that avoids crowds
  • Firm, level ground for the pitch
  • A wet-weather pitch on hard standing

Not sure about the spot? Send us a photo and we’ll tell you honestly before booking.

From the hatch

  • Mushy peas
  • Sausage and chips
  • Haddock and chips
  • Curry sauce
  • Cod and chips
  • Chips

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The process

We work to your timings. If things run late, we hold off cooking until you are ready, so nothing is cooked before it’s needed. Winter fairs in Wierton are dark by about 3:50pm, so pitches need lighting; spring events have light until about 8:50pm by late May.

  1. First, tell us about your event.
  2. We check the date and where the van will park, then send a quote.
  3. Timings and the van’s spot are agreed in advance.
  4. We cook to order on the day for your visitors.
  5. Everything goes out hot from the hatch, and we pack up afterwards.

Before we arrive

  • Clear the route for the van
  • Think about a gazebo by the van in case of rain
  • Name one person we can call on the day

Ask for a quote

Send us the date, the address or ME17 postcode and rough numbers, along with your serving time, and you will get a clear price. To get started, send us your details through our quote form.

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Planning help

Your questions about a fish and chip van for your event in Wierton

Do you come to venues in the Kent Downs National Landscape?

Yes, though some venues in protected landscapes have extra rules for vehicles; ask your venue. We will work to whatever the site needs.

How far is Wierton from London?

About 34 miles from central London, and well within our area.

Does the batter contain gluten?

Not as standard: the batter contains wheat. Tell us about any coeliac visitors and we will explain the options before booking.

Can you cook in the rain?

We carry on in the rain, because the fryers are inside. Soft ground after heavy rain is the bigger issue, so have a hard-surface spot in mind.

Do you do festivals?

Tell us the date and pitch details and we’ll check.

Do you pay a pitch fee?

It depends on the event: a pitch fee, a share of takings or a guaranteed minimum. We’ll agree terms before the day.

Is grass a problem?

Often, if the ground is firm and dry. Soft, wet ground can trap any vehicle, so plan a back-up spot.

Is there a non-fish option?

Sausage and chips and pie and chips are on the menu. Tell us about other diets and we’ll be honest about what’s possible.

Allergies and dietary needs

With a little notice, diets are easier to plan for. We suggest:

  • Agree who removes waste
  • Offer a choice of traders where you can
  • Tell us about the pitch
  • Display allergens for each stall

We set up before visitors arrive, at the agreed time.

A clear route for the van before the gates open avoids problems.

Event catering near Wierton

Wierton is about 3 miles south of Maidstone, in Kent. We take a fish and chip van for your event to drives, car parks, yards and venues around Wierton and the surrounding area. We serve 922 places across Kent. We serve events right across the region, from Wierton to Canterbury (about 23 miles away).

A summer fête at Church of St Peter is the classic setting for a fish and chip van. If you’re organising a summer fair or sports day for a school such as Boughton Monchelsea Primary School, a chip van is a crowd-pleaser. Within about 5 miles is the Kent Downs National Landscape, where events may have extra rules on vehicles and waste; we work to the site rules.

We serve events across the ME17 postcode area and the streets around it. From East Hall Hill and Wierton Hill or anywhere nearby, we can park up and fry there. For events just outside Wierton, we cover Chart Sutton (1 mile north-east), Boughton Monchelsea (1 mile north-west), Boughton Green (1 mile north-west), Park Wood (1 mile north) and Five Wents (2 miles east). Within a short drive, we also cover Maidstone (3 miles north), Ashford (15 miles east), Sittingbourne (12 miles north-east), Royal Tunbridge Wells (14 miles south-west), Tonbridge (12 miles west) and Kings Hill (7 miles north-west).

Well-known places in the area include Sutton Valence Castle (2 miles east) and The Mall Maidstone (3.9 miles north).

  • Nearby schools include Cornwallis Academy (1.8 miles north-west)
  • Nearby, you will find The Cock Inn (0.8 miles north-west)
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  • Fried fresh to order in the van at your event
  • Cod, haddock and chips, sausages and pies
  • The van comes to you: homes, venues, workplaces and fields
  • Served at the time you choose, from the hatch

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