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Corporate Fish and Chip Catering in Wierton

Planning a fish and chip van for your team in Wierton? We bring the van to you and fry fresh while your staff queue at the hatch.

  • Open days and customer events
  • Celebrating a big win
  • Leaving dos

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Planning an event in Wierton?

Corporate fish and chip catering in Wierton, fried fresh

Few staff treats are as popular as a fish and chip van lunch. It needs no kitchen and no room booking, and it gets people talking. Whether it is leaving dos and open days and customer events, we’ll put together a menu of mushy peas, pie and chips and cod and chips and more.

Rural businesses around Wierton can be a long way from anywhere to buy lunch, so a chip van lunch is welcome. Everything we need comes with the van, and we pack up and leave the spot as we found it.

A portion of golden battered fish and chips in a white tray
Location
Wierton (ME17)
Region
Kent
From the fryer
Fish and chips, sausages, pies
On the side
Curry sauce, mushy peas and gravy
Quotes
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Last updated
24 October 2026

The process

When we arrive, we park up on the agreed spot, set up and heat the fryers. Then everything is fried to order, so we time it to your schedule. For an end-of-day event in Wierton, summer gives you light until about 9:15pm; in late May it is about 8:50pm, and in winter the yard or car park will need lighting.

  1. We start with a few details about your staff event.
  2. We check the date and where the van will park, then send a quote.
  3. We agree timings, access and the parking spot.
  4. We cook to order on the day for your staff.
  5. Everything goes out hot from the hatch, and we pack up afterwards.

Getting ready for the day

  • Name one person we can call on the day
  • Let us know the serving time
  • Keep space clear for staff at the hatch

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Every booking is quoted individually, so the price fits what you actually need. To ask for one, use our quote form.

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Common questions in Wierton

How far is Wierton from London?

About 34 miles from central London, and well within our area.

Which station is closest to Wierton?

The closest is Staplehurst station, roughly 3.3 miles away.

Can coeliacs eat the battered fish?

Our battered fish contains gluten, because standard batter uses wheat flour. Let us know about coeliac staff in advance, and we will be straight with you about what’s possible.

Can you feed staff across different shifts?

Give us the break times and we will serve in waves.

What if the weather’s bad?

We cook inside the van, so rain doesn’t stop us. It is worth planning some cover for the queue.

What can staff choose from?

Chip-shop favourites: cod, haddock, chips, sausages and pies, with mushy peas, curry sauce and gravy. See the menu.

Where do you take the van?

We cover London and the South East, including Kent. See all areas.

Do you fry it on site?

Yes. We fry to order in the van at your venue, then handed over hot from the hatch.

Occasions we serve in Wierton

It does not need a meeting room, a kitchen or a restaurant booking, so it’s simple to arrange.

A fish and chip van suits almost any gathering. In Wierton, people book us for events such as:

  • Summer team days
  • Leaving dos
  • Open days and customer events
  • Workplace fundraising days

Wierton sits roughly 34 miles from central London.

Questions to ask before you book

  • The van’s size and access needs
  • How allergens are handled
  • Whether there is a minimum
  • The service time, and the cost of running over

Our booking checklist

Should I sort the food myself?

Ordering in from a local chip shop is an option. The problem is timing: big orders take a long time, and the food is cooling while it travels. A van solves that by cooking on site.

Not sure whether to order in or book a van? Think about numbers, timing and how hot you want the food. Ask us for a quote and compare.

Workplace catering around Wierton

Wierton is about 3 miles south of Maidstone, in Kent. Wierton is well within our area, so your staff event just needs a date, a spot for the van and a serving time. Wierton is one of 922 towns and villages in Kent we cover. You can also see our page for Canterbury, about 23 miles away.

Within reach of Wierton are historic houses such as Stoneacre (2.5 miles north-east) and Leeds Castle (3.9 miles north-east). For a client event at a historic house, ask early about rules for catering vans. Teams travelling in by rail can use the station: the nearest station is Staplehurst station, about 3.3 miles south. The Kent Downs National Landscape is within about 5 miles, which suits team days in the countryside.

Here we cover the ME17 postcode area. We can serve a staff event on streets such as East Hall Hill and Wierton Hill, as long as there is somewhere for the van. Nearby, we also serve staff events in Chart Sutton (1 mile north-east), Boughton Monchelsea (1 mile north-west), Boughton Green (1 mile north-west), Park Wood (1 mile north) and Five Wents (2 miles east). Within a short drive, we also cover Maidstone (3 miles north), Ashford (15 miles east), Sittingbourne (12 miles north-east), Royal Tunbridge Wells (14 miles south-west), Tonbridge (12 miles west) and Kings Hill (7 miles north-west).

Nearby you’ll also find Sutton Valence Castle (2 miles east) and The Mall Maidstone (3.9 miles north).

  • Schools near Wierton include Cornwallis Academy (1.8 miles north-west)
  • Local pubs include The Cock Inn (0.8 miles north-west)
Map of Wierton © OpenStreetMap contributors

Planning for dietary needs

Nearly every event has some special diets. To plan for them:

  • Tell us about coeliac staff specifically
  • Check the site’s requirements for caterers
  • Ask staff to pre-order
  • Check with facilities where the van can park

After the last group, we pack up and leave the car park tidy.

Some teams make it a regular treat.

What a fish and chip van costs

Every booking is priced individually, based on a few main things:

  • The number of meals
  • Whether a minimum applies
  • The menu and how many choices
  • How far we travel

If you have a budget in mind, tell us, and we’ll suggest how to make it work. Keeping the menu short is usually the best value.

Details that help

For a quote, it helps to have:

  • A picture of the space and the way in
  • The address or venue name
  • Roughly how many people, including children
  • How to get in: gates, lanes and ground

Planning a fish and chip van for your team in Wierton? Send us the details and we’ll reply with a clear price. Just send us your details through our quote form.

Food your guests will love

Haddock and chips

Haddock is a little sweeter than cod, with a finer, firmer flake. In the north and in Scotland, haddock is the classic.

Sausage and chips

Sausage and chips is the go-to for anyone who is not a fish fan.

Planning the van’s spot

Most drives, car parks, yards and firm lawns can take the van, but a few things matter:

  • A lit spot if service runs after dark
  • A clear area by the serving hatch
  • Confirmation that the van can park there

Not sure about the spot? Send us a picture and we’ll tell you honestly.

From the hatch

  • Haddock and chips
  • Pie and chips
  • Staff lunches
  • Cod and chips
  • Mushy peas
  • Sausage and chips

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Working with your venue

If you are planning an event on someone’s behalf, such as a wedding planner, an office manager or a fête committee, we are happy to deal with you and the venue directly. It saves passing messages back and forth.

If your event is in a public place, such as a park or a street, check what permission you need first. Ask the council or landowner early.

  • Fried fresh to order in the van at your event
  • Cod, haddock and chips, sausages and pies
  • The van comes to you: homes, venues, workplaces and fields
  • Served at the time you choose, from the hatch

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