Fish and chip van hire, fried fresh at your event · London and the South East
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Corporate Fish and Chip Catering for Balls Green events

Treat your staff to fresh fish and chips at your staff event in Balls Green. The van arrives, the fryers go on and everything is cooked to order, so every portion goes out hot.

  • Warehouse, depot and site teams
  • Staff appreciation days
  • Workplace fundraising days

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Fresh fish and chips in Balls Green

Corporate fish and chip catering for your staff event in Balls Green

Whether it’s a Friday treat or an end-of-quarter thank you, a chip van makes it feel like an occasion. Typical bookings include team away days and charity days, with mushy peas, haddock and chips and pie and chips.

Rural businesses around Balls Green can be a long way from anywhere to buy lunch, so a chip van lunch is welcome. Let us know about allergies and dietary needs in advance, and we’ll be straight with you about what we can do.

A hand holding a plate with two pieces of golden fried fish
Where
Balls Green (TN7)
County
East Sussex
From the fryer
Fish and chips, sausages, pies
Extras
Mushy peas, curry sauce, gravy
Quotes
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Last updated
24 October 2026

The menu, dish by dish

Pie and chips

Pie and chips is hearty and filling, and it is a favourite in colder months.

Gravy

Gravy brings a bit of warmth to the meal, especially in winter.

Planners, venues and businesses

If your event is in a public place, such as a park or a street, check what permission you need first. The council or landowner will tell you what they need.

Booking for a company? Tell us what your finance team needs, and we will explain how it works. We’re happy to liaise with facilities on parking and timings.

Questions from Balls Green

Can the van go to venues in the High Weald National Landscape?

Yes. Some venues there have rules about vehicles and ground, so check with yours. We’ll follow the site rules.

How far is Balls Green from London?

Roughly 29 miles from the centre of London, and we cover it as standard.

Do you serve visitors at events?

Yes, and it keeps people on site longer. Tell us the expected numbers and hours.

How does payment work for businesses?

We’ll talk you through booking and payment for businesses.

Can you cook in the rain?

We cook inside the van, so rain doesn’t stop us. It is worth planning some cover for the queue.

Which areas do you serve?

We cover London and the South East, East Sussex included. Find your area.

Do you do anything other than fish?

Sausage and chips and pie and chips are on the menu. Tell us about other diets and we’ll tell you what we can offer.

Is the fish gluten-free?

Not as standard: the batter contains wheat. Tell us about any coeliac staff and we’ll explain the options before you book.

Why choose a fish and chip van in Balls Green?

For a thank-you that lands, a chip van is hard to beat in Balls Green. Got a budget? Let us know, and we will suggest how to make it work. A short menu is frequently the best value.

Why us?

  • Events in Balls Green and across East Sussex
  • Mushy peas, curry sauce and gravy on the side
  • A van that becomes part of the event
  • Served hot, straight from the hatch

Take a look at how we price and our guide to van hire costs.

Step by step

Nothing gathers a crowd like the smell of fish and chips. Fish goes into the batter and straight into the fryer, with chips cooked in batches as the queue moves. For a staff lunch in Balls Green, daylight isn’t an issue, but a winter evening event is dark by about 3:55pm, so plan lighting for later events. Summer events have daylight until around 9:20pm.

  1. Start with three things: the date, the place and a rough headcount.
  2. A picture of the parking spot helps us check the van will fit.
  3. Closer to the day, we confirm the arrival time and serving time.
  4. The van rolls up, the hatch opens and the fryers get going for your staff.
  5. Last portion served, we tidy up and head off.

Getting ready for the day

  • Leave room in front of the hatch for a queue
  • Send us final numbers and any allergies in good time
  • Share the timings for the day

How to get a price

Every quote is worked out for your event. Give us your date first, and we will check availability right away.

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Planning help

Looking after everyone

Good planning keeps every guest safe and happy. Here’s how:

  • Flag any coeliac staff
  • Put allergy details in writing
  • Consider a pre-order list
  • Ask facilities what paperwork they need

A quick message to staff when the van opens helps.

A sign in reception or a team message builds the excitement.

Staff lunches in Balls Green: access and travel

Balls Green is about 4 miles north of Crowborough, in East Sussex. For staff events in Balls Green, we can park on a drive, a car park, a yard or firm, dry grass. Balls Green is one of 289 towns and villages in East Sussex where we bring the van. Our nearest city page is Brighton, about 22 miles away.

Historic houses near Balls Green include Bassetts Manor (2.2 miles north-west) and Groombridge Place (2.3 miles east). For a client event at a historic house, ask early about rules for catering vans. Central London is about 29 miles from Balls Green, well within our area. With the High Weald National Landscape within about 5 miles, rural team days are easy to arrange.

We cover staff events in every part of the TN7 postcode area. Other places close to Balls Green we cover include Hartfield (1 mile west), Ashurst (2 miles north-east), Groombridge (2 miles east), Teasley Mead (2 miles north) and Stone Cross (2 miles north-east). Larger places within reach include Crowborough (4 miles south), Uckfield (10 miles south), Heathfield (11 miles south-east), Wadhurst (9 miles east), Ridgewood (10 miles south) and Ringmer (15 miles south).

Other landmarks nearby include Bolebroke Castle (1.8 miles north-west) and Crowborough War Memorial Hospital (3.8 miles south). The countryside around Balls Green includes Broadwater Warren RSPB Reserve.

Map of Balls Green © OpenStreetMap contributors

Prices and what affects them

Every booking is priced individually, based on a few main things:

  • Whether a minimum applies
  • Parking and the way in
  • How long we serve
  • The date and time of year

Compared with a sit-down meal, a fish and chip van is often good value, as there is no kitchen to hire and nothing to wash up. We’ll send you a quote.

Details that help

The more we know about your staff event, the better we can plan. Try to include:

  • Access details such as gates and narrow lanes
  • Any dietary needs and allergies
  • A picture of the parking spot
  • Roughly how many people, including children

Still finalising the details? No problem: tell us the basics about your staff event, and we’ll firm it up nearer the time. Start when you are ready: send us your details through our quote form.

Should I sort the food myself?

If you do order from a chip shop, ring well ahead and collect as close to eating time as you can. For a crowd, a van is usually simpler.

Some hosts try a takeaway order. The problem is timing: big orders take a long time, and the food is cooling while it travels. A van cooks in front of your staff instead.

What the van needs

No two venues are the same, so we’ll ask about yours before we confirm. In general, we need:

  • Somewhere close to where people will eat
  • Room in front of the hatch for a queue
  • A level hardstanding, drive or firm lawn

If in doubt, send us a picture of the spot and we will advise before you book.

Popular choices

  • Mushy peas
  • Sausage and chips
  • Haddock and chips
  • Cod and chips
  • Staff lunches
  • Pie and chips

See the full menu

  • Fried fresh to order in the van at your event
  • Cod, haddock and chips, sausages and pies
  • The van comes to you: homes, venues, workplaces and fields
  • Served at the time you choose, from the hatch

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