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Corporate fish and chip catering in Teasley Mead, Kent

Corporate fish and chip catering in Teasley Mead: fish and chips cooked fresh in the van, then handed over hot from the hatch.

  • Celebrating a big win
  • Open days
  • Retirement send-offs

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Corporate fish and chip catering for Teasley Mead events

Takeaway run or book a van?

DIY food keeps costs down, but the host spends the event serving. With a fish and chip van, you get hot food without the work.

Ordering from a local shop? Call ahead and collect at the last minute. For anything more than a handful of people, a van is generally the easier option.

Corporate fish and chip catering in Teasley Mead, fried fresh

It works for customer events and open days as well: visitors queue, chat and stay longer. On the menu are sausage and chips, haddock and chips and mushy peas, and typical bookings are for retirement send-offs and fish Friday treats.

At country workplaces around Teasley Mead, a chip van brings a hot lunch to wherever the team is. Tell us about access. We cook inside the van, right where your staff are, and the food reaches them hot and crisp.

A portion of golden battered fish and chips in a white tray
Area
Teasley Mead (TN3)
County
Kent
Menu
Fish and chips, sausages, pies
Sides
Curry sauce, mushy peas and gravy
Quotes
Ask us for a quote
Last updated
24 October 2026

Organising for someone else?

Booking for a company? Tell us what your finance team needs, and we’ll explain how it works. We can work with your facilities team on access and timings.

If you are organising for someone else, such as a wedding planner, an office manager or a fête committee, we’re happy to deal with you and the venue directly. It keeps things simple.

The process

A typical booking goes like this: we arrive, park up and set up, the fryers heat up, and we serve hot from the hatch when you are ready to eat. For an end-of-day event in Teasley Mead, summer gives you light until about 9:20pm; in late May it’s about 8:50pm.

  1. First, tell us about your staff event.
  2. You get an availability check and a clear quote.
  3. We agree timings, access and the parking spot.
  4. We cook to order on the day for your staff.
  5. We serve from the hatch, then leave the pitch tidy.

Preparing for the day

  • Share the timings for the day
  • Ensure the van can get in
  • Give us your final numbers and allergies

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Every booking is quoted individually, based on your numbers, timings and travel. For a quote, fill in our quote form.

Tell us about your event

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Planning for dietary needs

Allergies are taken seriously. Help us by following these steps:

  • A pre-order helps with numbers and allergies
  • Share the shift pattern
  • Confirm allergies by email
  • Check the site’s requirements for caterers

When service is finished, we pack up and leave the car park tidy.

A gazebo near the hatch helps on wet days.

Why fried-to-order beats a buffet

Ordering takeaway for a whole site is slow and the food arrives cold. The van cooks on site. The price depends on numbers, the menu and how long we serve, along with distance and access to the site. We quote for each booking individually.

Why book with us

  • No kitchen, no crockery, no washing up
  • Quick service from the hatch
  • Cod, haddock, sausages and pies
  • Everything cooked to order at your event

See our prices page and what a fish and chip van costs.

About the food

Pie and chips

A pie and chips is proper comfort food, and it’s especially welcome on a cold day.

Curry sauce

Curry sauce divides opinion, so we bring it along.

Common questions in Teasley Mead

What’s the nearest station to Teasley Mead?

The closest is Ashurst Kent station, roughly 0.6 miles away.

Is Teasley Mead close to London?

About 27 miles from central London, and we cover it as standard.

What about staff who don’t eat fish?

There is: sausages and pies, with chips. Give us a rough idea of numbers.

Who clears up?

The pitch is left as we found it. It helps to have bins near the hatch.

Do you bring everything you need?

We bring the van and everything we need to cook. You provide a suitable spot and permission to park.

Does the batter contain gluten?

Our battered fish contains gluten, because standard batter uses wheat flour. Let us know about coeliac staff in advance, and we’ll be straight with you about what’s possible.

How much space do you need?

Level, firm ground the van can reach, near your staff, with room for a queue at the hatch. Mention any narrow gates or soft ground.

Can the van come to our open day?

We do. Visitors love it.

Events we cater in Teasley Mead

It suits shift teams, because service can be planned in waves.

These are some of the bookings we take in Teasley Mead and Kent:

  • Customer days
  • End-of-project celebrations
  • A monthly Fish Friday
  • Staff appreciation days

Within reach of Teasley Mead are historic houses such as Groombridge Place (2.4 miles south-east) and Bassetts Manor (2.4 miles south-west). Estates and historic houses can make memorable settings for client events, but they normally set strict rules for vehicles.

Comparing caterers

  • What the price includes, item by item
  • Any minimum charge
  • Any travel, parking or access charges
  • If the price includes VAT

How to compare vans

Teasley Mead for staff days and team lunches

Teasley Mead is about 5 miles west of Royal Tunbridge Wells, in Kent. In and around Teasley Mead, the van can serve from a drive, a yard, a car park or a firm field. We take the van to all 922 towns and villages across Kent, from the larger towns to small villages. We serve events right across the region, from Teasley Mead to Brighton (24 miles away).

Teasley Mead is about 27 miles from central London, well within our area. Commuters will know that the closest railway station is Ashurst Kent station, roughly 0.6 miles south-east of the centre. The High Weald National Landscape is within about 6 miles, which suits team days in the countryside.

Here we cover the TN3 postcode area, so your staff event can be anywhere in it. From Teasley Mead, Willetts Lane and Carriers Place or a nearby road, we can park up and fry there. If your venue is just outside Teasley Mead, we also cover Ashurst (1 mile south-east), Walter's Green (1 mile north-east), Stone Cross (1 mile east), Fordcombe (1 mile east) and Chiddingstone Hoath (2 miles north). Within a short drive, we also cover Sevenoaks (10 miles north), Royal Tunbridge Wells (5 miles east), Tonbridge (7 miles north-east), Kings Hill (15 miles north-east), Paddock Wood (11 miles east) and Southborough (5 miles east).

Well-known places in the area include Bolebroke Castle (2 miles south-west) and Kent and Sussex Hospital (5 miles east). Within reach you’ll find Broadwater Warren RSPB Reserve.

  • Pubs nearby include The Sussex Oak Inn (0.9 miles west)
Map of Teasley Mead © OpenStreetMap contributors

What affects the price in Teasley Mead

Fish and chip van pricing is simple once we know the basics:

  • Parking and the way in
  • Service time
  • The day of the week
  • How many people are eating

Larger groups normally cost less per head, because the van, travel and set-up cost much the same either way. Give us your numbers and we will quote.

Details that help

To speed things up, tell us:

  • Roughly how many people, including children
  • How to get in: gates, lanes and ground
  • Any dietary needs and allergies
  • A picture of where the van would go

Tell us your date, venue or postcode and roughly how many people, plus when you’d like to eat, and you’ll get a clear price. Just fill in our quote form.

  • Fried fresh to order in the van at your event
  • Cod, haddock and chips, sausages and pies
  • The van comes to you: homes, venues, workplaces and fields
  • Served at the time you choose, from the hatch

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