Windsor and Maidenhead · England
Corporate Fish and Chip Catering for Clewer events
Fried to order and served hot: a fish and chip van for your team in Clewer and the surrounding area.
- Customer days
- Charity days
- Thank-you lunches for the team
Book the van in Clewer
Corporate fish and chip catering in Clewer, cooked to order
Facilities can deal with us directly, and we’ll go through what your site needs from us. Whether it’s staff thank-you lunches and shift teams at depots and warehouses, we will put together a menu of haddock and chips, sausage and chips and cod and chips.
Work events near Clewer might be at a farm business, a workshop or an industrial unit. A chip van suits all of them. Everything is fried fresh at your staff event, never cooked in advance and left in a hot cabinet, and handed over as soon as it’s ready.
- Where
- Clewer (SL4)
- Area hub
- Windsor and Maidenhead
- Menu
- Cod and haddock, chips, sausages and pies
- Sides
- Gravy, mushy peas, curry sauce
- Quotes
- Quoted for your event
- Updated
- 24 October 2026
Planning the van’s spot
A fish and chip van is a vehicle, so the spot matters, so a few things need checking. These are the things we check:
- Somewhere close to where people will eat
- Light near the van and the queue for evening service
- Confirmation that the van can park there
If in doubt, send us a picture of the spot and we will advise.
On the menu in Clewer
- Sausage and chips
- Pie and chips
- Mushy peas
- Haddock and chips
- Staff lunches
- Cod and chips
For planners, venues and organisers
If you’re booking for a business, tell us how you’d like to handle the booking and payment, and we’ll explain how it works. We can work with your facilities team on access and timings.
Organising a club, school or community event in Clewer? Fish and chips is a reliable crowd-pleaser. Tell us about the event and we will take it from there.
Step by step
Service is quick: food goes from the fryer to the hatch, and people can eat where they like. When service is finished, we pack up and leave the pitch tidy. A lunch-break van visit in Clewer is always in daylight, but later events need lighting: it’s dark by about 3:55pm in December.
- Contact us with the basics: when, where and roughly how many.
- Show us where the van would go, and we’ll confirm it works.
- A week or so before, we confirm timings and numbers.
- The van rolls up, the hatch opens and the fryers get going for your staff.
- Last portion served, we tidy up and head off.
Before we arrive
- Check the venue or landowner is happy for the van to park
- Confirm numbers and dietary needs before the day
- Check the way in for low branches, cables and narrow gates
Get a quote
Send us the date, the address or SL4 postcode and rough numbers, plus when you’d like to eat, and we will reply with a quote. To get started, send us your details through our quote form.
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Diets, allergies and planning
With a little notice, diets are easier to plan for. Our advice:
- Let us know about coeliac disease
- Find out what documents the site needs
- Have a back-up for special diets
- Confirm allergies by email
Plan the queue away from vehicle routes in the car park or yard.
Somewhere to sit outside helps.
Clewer for staff days and team lunches
Clewer is about 1 mile north of Windsor, in Windsor and Maidenhead. We take a fish and chip van for your team to drives, car parks, yards and venues around Clewer. Clewer is one of 57 places in Windsor and Maidenhead where we bring the van. You can also see our page for Reading, about 15 miles away.
Nearby historic houses include Windsor Castle (1 mile east) and St Leonard's Hill (1.6 miles south-west). Estates and historic houses can make memorable settings for client events, but they usually set strict rules for vehicles. Being near the A308 and A332 makes Clewer a simple run for the van.
This part of Windsor and Maidenhead takes in SL4, so your staff event can be anywhere in it. Your staff event could be at a house on Oak Lane, Vale Road and Mill Lane or the roads around them, as long as there’s somewhere for the van. With the A308 and A332 close by, Clewer is simple for us to get to for your staff event. Nearby, we also serve staff events in Windsor (1 mile south), Eton (1 mile north-east), Eton Wick (1 mile north-west), Boveney (1 mile west) and Dedworth (1 mile south-west). Larger places within reach include Maidenhead (5 miles north-west), Boyn Hill (5 miles west), North Ascot (5 miles south-west), Cookham (7 miles north-west), Furze Platt (6 miles north-west) and Broomhall (6 miles south).
Nearby you will also find King Edward VII Hospital (1 mile south-east) and Municipal Borough of Slough (2.3 miles north-east). The countryside around Clewer includes Taplow Lake and Bray Pit.
- Schools near Clewer include The Windsor Boys' School (within half a mile south-east) and The Windsor Boys' School (less than half a mile south-east)
- Local pubs include The Vansittart Arms (less than half a mile south-east)
A fish and chip van or other catering?
A meal out takes everyone off site. The van brings lunch to the team. When you compare quotes, check what each one includes: service time, menu, travel, any minimum and VAT. We set ours out clearly.
Why book our van in Clewer
- No kitchen, no crockery, no washing up
- Something for staff to gather round
- Rain does not stop the fryers
- All the chip-shop extras
Other occasions in Clewer
Questions from Clewer
What’s the nearest station to Clewer?
The closest is Windsor & Eton Central station, roughly 0.7 miles away.
How far is Clewer from London?
About 23 miles from central London.
Is there a non-fish option?
There is: sausage and chips or pie and chips. Give us a rough idea of numbers.
How much space do you need?
Less than you might think: a drive, a car park, a yard or a firm lawn, with a clear way in. Send us a picture if you are not sure.
Do you clear up afterwards?
The pitch is left as we found it. It helps to have bins near the hatch.
How long will the queue be?
Keeping choices simple and sending people up in groups helps. We’ll talk it through when we quote.
Do you cover Clewer?
Yes. We take the van across London and the South East, and Clewer is within our area. To check your date, use our quote form.
Can you cook in the rain?
Rain doesn’t stop the fryers: the cooking is inside the van. It is worth planning some cover for the queue.
Why choose corporate fish and chip catering in Clewer?
There’s nothing to book but the van, so it’s simple to arrange.
Whatever brings people together, fish and chips from the hatch goes down well. We are frequently booked for:
- Friday lunch treats
- Celebrating a big win
- Charity and fundraising days at work
- Staff thank-you lunches
Clewer is about 23 miles from central London, and we cover it as standard.
Questions to ask before booking
- Travel, tolls and road charges
- How many hours the van serves
- How much space the van takes up
- The cancellation terms
Can’t we just order from the chip shop?
Weighing up a takeaway order against booking a van? Think about numbers, timing and how hot you want the food. We’re happy to send a quote so you can compare.
Some hosts try a takeaway order. Large orders are slow, and the food cools in the bags. A van cooks in front of your staff instead.
The menu, dish by dish
Pie and chips
Pie and chips gives people a filling alternative to fish.
Cod and chips
Cod has big, soft white flakes and a mild flavour, and it’s the favourite in much of the south. It’s battered and fried to order.
- Fried fresh to order in the van at your event
- Cod, haddock and chips, sausages and pies
- The van comes to you: homes, venues, workplaces and fields
- Served at the time you choose, from the hatch