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Corporate Fish and Chip Catering for Crooked Billet events
From the first sizzle in the fryer to the last chip, a fish and chip van for your team makes the food a highlight of your staff event in Crooked Billet.
- Fish Friday treats
- Workplace fundraising days
- Customer days
A chip van near Crooked Billet
Corporate fish and chip catering in Crooked Billet, cooked to order
Open days and customer events work well too: visitors queue, chat and stay longer. On the menu are sausage and chips, haddock and chips and mushy peas, and typical bookings are for workplace fundraising days and retirement and leaving lunches.
Around Crooked Billet, workplace bookings tend to use car parks, yards and loading bays. Get facilities’ approval and plan access early. Everything we need comes with the van, and we pack up and leave the spot as we found it.
- Area
- Crooked Billet (SW19, SW20)
- Region
- Greater London
- On the menu
- Cod, haddock, chips, sausages, pies
- Sides
- Gravy, mushy peas, curry sauce
- Quotes
- Contact us for a quote
- Page updated
- 24 October 2026
Why choose a fish and chip van in Crooked Billet?
For a staff treat people will remember, a chip van is hard to beat. Got a budget? Let us know, and we will suggest a menu and timing to match. Keeping the menu short is normally the best value.
What you get with us
- Cod, haddock, sausages and pies
- A quote that spells everything out
- We cook inside the van, whatever the weather
- The queue at the hatch gets people talking
Take a look at our pricing and the cost guide.
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Working with your venue
Booking for a company? Tell us what your finance team needs, and we’ll explain how it works. We can work with your facilities team on access and timings.
For larger numbers, tell us how long you have for food, so we can plan how to keep the queue short. Staggering groups helps a lot.
Step by step
Rain does not stop the fryers, because the cooking happens inside the van. Staff will still appreciate a bit of cover near the hatch. After-work summer events in Crooked Billet have daylight until about 9:20pm in late June and 7:05pm in late September; for winter events, dark by about 3:55pm, we need lighting.
- We start with a few details about your staff event.
- We check the date and where the van will park, then send a quote.
- We agree timings, access and the parking spot.
- We cook to order on the day for your staff.
- Everything goes out hot from the hatch, and we pack up afterwards.
Preparing for the day
- Have a level parking spot ready
- Check the way in for low branches, cables and narrow gates
- Keep space clear for staff at the hatch
Get a quote
Getting a quote is simple: tell us the date, place, numbers and serving time. We’ll come back with a clear quote.
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Planning for dietary needs
Allergies are taken seriously. Help us by following these steps:
- Ask staff to pre-order
- Check the site’s requirements for caterers
- Check with facilities where the van can park
- Ask staff about allergies with a simple form
We get there ahead of the lunch break, so we are ready when the first group comes out.
Tell the team in advance: it is half the fun.
Prices and what affects them
These are the factors that matter most:
- Service time
- Whether a minimum applies
- Peak dates such as summer Saturdays
- Cod, haddock or both
Dates make a difference: peak summer weekends and Christmas party Fridays book up first. It’s worth asking early.
Getting an accurate quote
You don’t need every detail fixed to get a quote, but these help:
- The spot you have in mind for the van
- Rough numbers for adults and children
- The address or venue name
- The date and time of the event
Most quotes start with a few simple details: date, address, numbers and serving time. To send them, send us your details through our quote form.
FAQs for Crooked Billet
What about parking in Crooked Billet?
London parking needs planning: let us know about off-street space or permits. We will plan around it.
Which station is closest to Crooked Billet?
Raynes Park station, about 0.9 miles south of the centre.
How quickly can you serve everyone?
It depends on numbers, the menu and how people arrive. Tell us your numbers and how long you have for food, and we’ll plan service around it.
Can you park in our car park or yard?
Normally, if there’s a level spot and the site allows it. We’ll agree the exact spot with you or facilities.
Do we need to provide anything?
A suitable spot for the van and permission to park there. Mention any power or water available and we’ll confirm the rest.
Do you clear up afterwards?
We clear the van’s area after service. Tell us where bins can go for people’s paper and trays.
Does the batter contain gluten?
Standard batter is made with wheat flour, so battered fish contains gluten. Let us know about coeliac staff in advance, and we’ll be straight with you about what’s possible.
What if we only have street parking?
Only where it is legal to park, or with a council parking suspension or road closure. Check with your council first.
Can’t we just order from the chip shop?
Some hosts try a takeaway order. The problem is timing: big orders take a long time, and the food is cooling while it travels. A van solves that by cooking on site.
Frying for a crowd at home is not a good idea: hot oil and a busy party are a bad combination. A van is designed for exactly this.
Food your guests will love
Cod and chips
For many people, cod and chips is the definitive version. Fried to order in the van, it is hot, crisp and generous.
Pie and chips
A pie and chips is proper comfort food, and it is especially welcome on a cold day.
Perfect for your staff event in Crooked Billet
It works across shifts, because service can be planned in waves.
Whatever the occasion in Crooked Billet, a chip van is a crowd-pleaser. We’re frequently booked for:
- Friday lunch treats
- Workplace fundraising days
- Shift teams at depots and warehouses
- Staff appreciation days
Among the historic houses close to Crooked Billet are Southside House (0.5 miles south-west) and Pembroke Lodge (3.2 miles north-west). Estates and historic houses can make memorable settings for client events, but they generally set strict rules for vehicles.
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Crooked Billet for staff days and team lunches
Crooked Billet is about 1 mile west of Wimbledon, in Greater London. Anywhere in SW19, we can fry fresh for your staff. Crooked Billet is one of 764 places in Greater London where we bring the van. You can also see our page for London, about 8 miles away.
For colleagues arriving by train, the closest railway station is Raynes Park station, roughly 0.9 miles south of the centre.
Here we cover the SW19 and SW20 postcode area, so your staff event can be anywhere in it. Your staff event could be at a house on Camp Road, Mckay Road and Pepys Road or the roads around them, wherever the van can park. If your venue is just outside Crooked Billet, we also cover Copse Hill (1 mile south-west), Wimbledon (1 mile east), Bushey Mead (1 mile south), Wimbledon Chase (1 mile south-east) and Kingston Vale (1 mile north-west). Within a short drive, we also cover London (8 miles north-east), City of Westminster (7 miles north-east), Marylebone (8 miles north-east), Kensington (6 miles north), St Pancras (9 miles north-east) and Shoreditch (10 miles north-east).
Well-known places in the area include Wimbledon Museum (0.5 miles east) and Coombe (1.6 miles west). The countryside around Crooked Billet includes Kew Gardens Lake and Henman Hill.
- Nearby schools include Ursuline Preparatory School (under half a mile south-east) and Hollymount School (0.5 miles south)
- Nearby, you will find The Fox and Grapes pub (within half a mile north)
- Fried fresh to order in the van at your event
- Cod, haddock and chips, sausages and pies
- The van comes to you: homes, venues, workplaces and fields
- Served at the time you choose, from the hatch