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Corporate fish and chip catering in Harlington, Greater London
Corporate fish and chip catering in Harlington: cod, haddock and chips fried to order, and served hot from the hatch at the time you choose.
- Leaving dos
- Shift teams at depots and warehouses
- Customer days
Planning an event in Harlington?
How our corporate fish and chip catering works in Harlington
It suits office staff, drivers, warehouse teams and site crews alike, because fish and chips is food everyone knows. We are frequently asked to cater warehouse, depot and site teams and project milestones, serving mushy peas, pie and chips and sausage and chips.
For offices in and around Harlington, the van typically parks in a car park, yard or loading bay, if the building allows it. Get facilities’ approval and plan access early. Everything is fried fresh at your staff event, never cooked in advance and left in a hot cabinet.

- Area
- Harlington (UB3, TW6, UB7)
- Region
- Greater London
- Menu
- Cod and haddock, chips, sausages and pies
- Extras
- Mushy peas, curry sauce, gravy
- Price
- Ask us for a quote
- Updated
- 24 October 2026
How it works
It is a relaxed, well-organised set-up. Arrival and serving times are agreed beforehand, park on the agreed spot, and cook and serve without fuss. For a staff lunch in Harlington, daylight isn’t an issue, but a winter evening event is dark by about 3:55pm, so evening events need a lit spot. A summer after-work event has daylight until about 9:20pm.
- First, tell us about your staff event.
- You get an availability check and a clear quote.
- We agree timings, access and the parking spot.
- On the day, we park up and fry fresh for your staff.
- Everything goes out hot from the hatch, and we pack up afterwards.
Before we arrive
- Ensure the van can get in
- Give us your final numbers and allergies
- Name one person we can call on the day
Ask for a quote
The more you tell us, the more accurate the quote: the parking spot, access, numbers and serving time. Photos of the spot and the way in help. When you’re ready, send us your details through our quote form.
Planning help
Looking after everyone
We need to know about dietary needs and allergies in advance, and we’ll be straight with you about what’s possible. To get it right:
- Agree the van’s spot with facilities
- Send allergies to us in writing
- A pre-order helps with numbers and allergies
- Ask facilities what paperwork they need
Send a message round when the van opens.
Somewhere to sit outside helps.
Questions from Harlington
What about parking in Harlington?
London parking needs planning: let us know about off-street space or permits. We will work around it.
What’s the nearest station to Harlington?
The closest is Heathrow Terminals 2 & 3 Rail station, roughly 1.2 miles away.
Can coeliacs eat the battered fish?
Not as standard: the batter contains wheat. Let us know and we will tell you what we can do before booking.
Do you have allergen information?
We provide allergen information for everything we serve. Battered fish contains fish and, in standard batter, gluten. Tell us about allergies in advance.
What will facilities need from you?
Tell us what your site needs when you enquire, and we will confirm what we can provide.
When should we book?
As soon as you have a date. Popular dates book up first, so contact us early.
Do you need power or water?
Tell us what’s available at the site in your enquiry, and we’ll confirm what we need.
What happens if it rains?
Rain does not stop the fryers: the cooking is inside the van. Staff will appreciate cover near the hatch.
Business events near Harlington
Harlington is about 2 miles south-east of West Drayton, in Greater London. For staff events in Harlington, we plan around your venue and timings: a clear quote, an agreed spot for the van and food fried fresh on the day. We take the van to 764 places in Greater London. We serve events right across the region, from Harlington to London (15 miles away).
For colleagues arriving by train, Heathrow Terminals 2 & 3 Rail station is about 1.2 miles away.
For staff events in UB3, TW6 and UB7, we just need to know where the van can park and a serving time. Your staff event could be at a house on New Road, Bath Road and Manor Lane, wherever the van can park. Neighbouring places where we serve staff events include Sipson (1 mile north-west), Hatton (1 mile south-east), Cranford (1 mile south-east), Heathrow (1 mile south-west) and Harmondsworth (2 miles west). Further out, we also take the van to London (15 miles east), City of Westminster (12 miles east), Marylebone (13 miles east), Kensington (10 miles east), St Pancras (14 miles east) and Hoxton (15 miles east).
A little further out are Harlington (0.6 miles north-west) and Treaty Centre (3.4 miles east). Open spaces near Harlington include Staines Reservoirs and Crane Meadows.
- Nearby schools include Harlington Community School (0.8 miles north)
- Pubs nearby include The Red Lion pub (less than half a mile north)
A fish and chip van or other catering?
A big takeaway order arrives late and lukewarm. A van fries on the spot. The cost per head typically falls as numbers rise, since the van and set-up are much the same for any size. Tell us your numbers for an accurate price.
What you get with us
- Cod, haddock, sausages and pies
- Quick service from the hatch
- Mushy peas, curry sauce and gravy on the side
- No surprises in your quote
Take a look at our prices page and what a fish and chip van costs.
Also near Harlington
Also in Harlington
The menu, dish by dish
Gravy
A pot of gravy turns chips into comfort food, especially in winter.
Curry sauce
Curry sauce divides opinion and it’s on the menu.
Planners, venues and businesses
If you are booking for a business, tell us how you’d like to handle the booking and payment, and we’ll explain how it works. We’re happy to liaise with facilities on parking and timings.
For repeat bookings, such as regular staff lunches or annual fairs, let us know your dates early, so we can hold the date.
What affects the price in Harlington
There is nothing hidden: the quote reflects:
- The date and time of year
- How far we travel
- The length of service
- Any minimum charge
Comparing vans? Look at what each quote includes: service time, menu, travel, any minimum and VAT. Our quotes spell it all out.
Getting an accurate quote
We can quote more accurately with a few details. Here’s what to include:
- The date and when you’d like to eat
- Anything awkward about the way in
- Dietary needs, with numbers
- The spot you have in mind for the van
Send us the date, the address or UB3 postcode and rough numbers, plus when you’d like to eat, and we will reply with a quote. To get started, send us your details through our quote form.
Takeaway run or book a van?
A DIY buffet works for small groups. For bigger numbers, a van makes life easier, and you get to enjoy the day.
If you do order from a chip shop, ring well ahead and collect as close to eating time as you can. For a crowd, a van is typically simpler.
Events we cater in Harlington
Hot food in the car park, rain or shine, because the cooking is inside the van.
In Harlington and nearby, the van turns up at all sorts of events. Some of the most common are:
- Open days
- End-of-project celebrations
- A monthly Fish Friday
- Leaving dos
Historic houses near Harlington include Osterley House (3.6 miles east) and Northolt Manor (5 miles north-east). Historic venues suit client days, but check their vehicle rules before planning a van.
What your quote should include
- Allergen information for each item
- The van’s size and access needs
- Travel, tolls and road charges
- Exactly what’s included in the price
- Fried fresh to order in the van at your event
- Cod, haddock and chips, sausages and pies
- The van comes to you: homes, venues, workplaces and fields
- Served at the time you choose, from the hatch