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Corporate fish and chip catering in Hayes, Greater London
A menu everybody knows: cod or haddock in batter, chips, sausages and pies, with mushy peas, curry sauce and gravy. Corporate fish and chip catering in Hayes.
- Lunch for site crews
- Retirement send-offs
- Summer team days
Corporate fish and chip catering for Hayes events
Business events near Hayes
Hayes is about 2 miles south of Bromley, in Greater London. Give us the address of your staff event in Hayes, and we’ll plan the route and the parking spot before the day. Hayes is one of 764 towns and villages in Greater London where we bring the van. Our nearest city page is London, about 10 miles away.
Teams travelling in by rail can use the station: Hayes (Kent) station serves Hayes directly.
Staff events anywhere in BR4 and BR2 start with a parking spot for the van. Whether your staff event is on Hawes Lane, Crest Road and Keswick Road or anywhere nearby, we will bring the van to you. If your venue is just outside Hayes, we also cover West Wickham (1 mile west), Coney Hall (1 mile west), Bromley Common (1 mile north-east), Nash (1 mile south) and Eden Park (2 miles north-west). We also serve nearby towns such as London (10 miles north-west), City of Westminster (12 miles north-west), Marylebone (12 miles north-west), Kensington (12 miles north-west), St Pancras (12 miles north-west) and Shoreditch (11 miles north).
A little further out are Bethlem Museum of the Mind (1.1 miles east) and The Mall (1.9 miles north). The countryside around Hayes includes Summer Hill and Hutchinson's Bank.
- Local schools include Hayes School (0.6 miles east)
- Pubs nearby include New Inn (within half a mile east)
- Local facilities include Municipal Borough of Bromley (1.8 miles north)
About our corporate fish and chip catering in Hayes
Few staff treats are as popular as a fish and chip van lunch. There’s no room to book and no kitchen needed, and people still talk about it the following week. On the menu are sausage and chips, mushy peas and cod and chips, and we are often booked for charity and fundraising days at work and fish Friday treats.
Around Hayes, workplace bookings tend to use car parks, yards and loading bays. Get facilities’ approval and plan access early. Everything is fried fresh at your staff event, never cooked in advance and left in a hot cabinet, and served the moment it comes out of the fryer.
- Where
- Hayes (BR4, BR2)
- Region
- Greater London
- From the fryer
- Cod and haddock, chips, sausages and pies
- On the side
- Mushy peas, curry sauce, gravy
- Quote
- Contact us for a quote
- Page updated
- 24 October 2026
Who books corporate fish and chip catering in Hayes?
Hot food in the car park, rain or shine.
Here are some of the occasions we serve in Hayes and Greater London:
- Friday lunch treats
- Shift teams at depots and warehouses
- Customer days
- Staff appreciation days
Among the historic houses close to Hayes are Bromley Palace (2 miles north) and Addington Palace (2.3 miles south-west). For a client event at a historic house, ask early about rules for catering vans.
What your quote should include
- When final numbers are due
- What the price includes, item by item
- What happens if the event is cancelled or moved
- How long service runs, and what happens if you overrun
Working with your venue
For larger numbers, tell us how long you have for food, so we can plan service to match. Sending people up in groups helps.
Wedding planners and venue coordinators are welcome to contact us directly, and we’ll keep you updated on arrival and serving times.
DIY versus a fish and chip van
DIY food keeps costs down, but the host spends the event serving. With a fish and chip van, you get hot food without the work.
Ordering from a local shop? Call ahead and collect at the last minute. For a crowd, a van is normally simpler.
Towns and villages near Hayes
What else we do in Hayes
The menu, dish by dish
Sausage and chips
Sausage and chips covers anyone who does not want fish, and it’s a favourite with children.
Curry sauce
Chip-shop curry sauce is a mild, slightly sweet British classic, great with chips and sausages.
A fish and chip van or other catering?
Ordering takeaway for a whole site is slow and the food arrives cold. The van cooks on site. Travel, tolls and charges such as ULEZ can affect the price, so it helps to give us the postcode.
Why book our van in Hayes
- Rain doesn’t stop the fryers
- Quick service from the hatch
- We cover Hayes and the whole of Greater London
- The classic sides: peas, curry sauce and gravy
See how we price or the cost guide.
Planning the van’s spot
Every site is different, so we’ll ask about yours when you get in touch. Generally, we look for:
- Space for people to queue at the hatch
- Confirmation that the van can park there
- A level hardstanding, drive or firm lawn
Hayes is in London, within the Ultra Low Emission Zone, and parking can be tight: tell us about driveways, yards, car parks or a council parking suspension.
Not sure about the spot? Send us a picture and we will tell you honestly.
Popular choices
- Pie and chips
- Haddock and chips
- Staff lunches
- Mushy peas
- Cod and chips
- Sausage and chips
Questions from Hayes
What’s the nearest station to Hayes?
Hayes has its own station: Hayes (Kent) station.
Can the van park in Coney Hall Recreation Ground?
Only if the landowner, typically the council, allows it. Check with them first, and tell us what they say.
When do you arrive?
It depends on numbers and the service time. We agree arrival, serving and finishing times with you before the day.
How do you handle allergies?
Tell us about allergies when you book, and we will tell you what’s in each item and what we can offer.
What food do you serve?
The classics: cod, haddock, chips, sausages and pies, with mushy peas, curry sauce and gravy. See the menu.
What happens if it rains?
The weather does not stop the van, because the cooking happens inside. Very soft ground can be a problem, so plan a back-up spot on a hard surface.
Who clears up?
We take the van and everything with it, and leave the spot tidy. It helps to have bins near the hatch.
Do you cover Hayes?
Yes. We cover London and the South East, including Hayes and the rest of Greater London. To check your date, use our quote form.
Prices and what affects them
Your quote will be clear. What affects it most:
- How far we travel
- How many people are eating
- Parking and the way in
- Any minimum charge
Many fish and chip vans set a minimum, because the van, fuel and travel cost the same for a small group. Ask us what applies to your staff event.
Getting an accurate quote
To check availability and price, we need:
- The spot you have in mind for the van
- A picture of where the van would go
- Any dietary needs and allergies
- Anything awkward about the way in
Send us the date, the address or BR4 postcode and rough numbers, plus when you’d like to eat, and you’ll get a clear price. To get started, fill in our quote form.
What happens on the day
Here’s how the day normally runs: the van arrives and we set up, the oil comes up to temperature, and food goes out hot at the agreed time. A lunch-break van visit in Hayes is always in daylight, but later events need lighting: it is dark by about 3:55pm in December.
- Start with three things: the date, the place and a rough headcount.
- Show us where the van would go, and we’ll confirm it works.
- Closer to the day, we confirm the arrival time and serving time.
- The van rolls up, the hatch opens and the fryers get going for your staff.
- Once the last portion is out, we pack up and go.
Getting ready for the day
- Leave room in front of the hatch for a queue
- Get permission for the van from the venue
- Clear the route for the van
Getting a price
The more you tell us, the more accurate the quote: where the van would park, how to get in, numbers and timings. A photo of the spot helps too. To send your details, fill in our quote form.
Related guides
- Fried fresh to order in the van at your event
- Cod, haddock and chips, sausages and pies
- The van comes to you: homes, venues, workplaces and fields
- Served at the time you choose, from the hatch