Kent · England
Corporate fish and chip catering in Hearnden Green, Kent
Looking for a fish and chip van for your team in Hearnden Green? We bring the van to you and fry everything fresh on the spot.
- Retirement and leaving lunches
- Charity and fundraising days at work
- Open days
Corporate fish and chip catering in Hearnden Green
About our corporate fish and chip catering in Hearnden Green
Food is fried to order, so the last person served gets food as hot as the first. Typical bookings include workplace fundraising days and summer staff parties, serving mushy peas, pie and chips and sausage and chips.
Near Hearnden Green, workplaces can be far from shops, which makes a chip van a real treat. Let us know about allergies and dietary needs in advance, and we’ll tell you honestly what we can offer.
What happens on the day
On the day, we position the van, set up the hatch and get the fryers up to temperature. Then everything is fried to order, so we time it to your schedule. In Hearnden Green, a summer staff event stays light until about 9:15pm; for winter events, dark by about 3:50pm, we need lighting.
- We start with a few details about your staff event.
- You get an availability check and a clear quote.
- Timings and the van’s spot are agreed in advance.
- On the day, we park up and fry fresh for your staff.
- We serve from the hatch, then leave the pitch tidy.
Getting ready for the day
- Arrange somewhere dry for the queue
- Confirm the van is allowed on site
- Give us your final numbers and allergies
Getting a price
Not sure of numbers yet? No problem: tell us the basics about your staff event, and we’ll quote on that. To start, use our quote form.
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The menu, dish by dish
Pie and chips
Pie and chips is hearty and filling, and it’s a favourite in colder months.
Curry sauce
Chip-shop curry sauce is a mild, slightly sweet British classic, perfect with chips or a sausage.
Places near Hearnden Green
Other occasions in Hearnden Green
What a fish and chip van costs
The price comes down to a few factors:
- How far we travel
- How long we serve
- How many people are eating
- Cod, haddock or both
There’s no one-size-fits-all price for a fish and chip van. A one-hour staff lunch is a different job from serving all afternoon at a fête. Your quote spells it all out.
What to tell us
The more we know about your staff event, the better we can plan. Please include:
- Allergies and diets you know about
- Where you’d like the van to go
- Expected numbers
- Access details such as gates and narrow lanes
A detailed enquiry gets a more accurate quote: where the van would park, how to get in, numbers and timings. Photos of the spot and the way in help. When you are ready, fill in our quote form.
Takeaway run or book a van?
Some hosts try a takeaway order. Large orders are slow, and the food cools in the bags. A van solves that by cooking on site.
Weighing up a takeaway order against booking a van? Think about numbers, timing and how hot you want the food. We’re happy to send a quote so you can compare.
Why choose a fish and chip van in Hearnden Green?
Compared with a sandwich platter, fish and chips feels like a real thank-you. When you compare quotes, check what each one includes: service time, menu, travel, any minimum and VAT. We set ours out clearly.
Why book with us
- We cook inside the van, whatever the weather
- A quote that spells everything out
- Something for staff to gather round
- A menu almost everyone likes
See our prices page and the cost guide.
Occasions we serve in Hearnden Green
It’s hot food on site, whatever the weather.
Big or small, the van works the same way. Common bookings include:
- Open days and customer events
- Friday lunch treats
- Celebrating a big win
- Thank-you lunches for the team
Teams travelling in by rail can use the station: the closest railway station is Headcorn station, roughly 1.8 miles south of the centre.
Before you book anyone
- How late numbers can change
- Payment terms and deposit
- The van’s size and access needs
- Whether VAT is included
FAQs for Hearnden Green
Do you come to venues in the Kent Downs National Landscape?
Yes. Some venues there have rules about vehicles and ground, so check with yours. We will work to whatever the site needs.
Which station is closest to Hearnden Green?
The closest is Headcorn station, roughly 1.8 miles away.
Can coeliacs eat the battered fish?
Our battered fish contains gluten, because standard batter uses wheat flour. Tell us about coeliac staff when you enquire, and we’ll tell you honestly what we can offer.
How much is fish and chip van hire?
We quote for each booking, so the price fits what you need. Give us your date, numbers and serving time and we will reply with a price.
When do you arrive?
We get there in good time to set up. Timings are agreed in advance.
Do you serve visitors at events?
Yes. Visitors love it.
What do we need to supply?
Tell us what’s available at the site in your enquiry, and we’ll say what we need.
How does payment work for businesses?
Tell us what your finance team needs and we will explain.
Space, access and the venue
We’ll be honest if a spot will not work, and suggest an alternative. What matters most:
- A clear area by the serving hatch
- A spot near your staff
- A lit spot if service runs after dark
Not sure about the spot? Send us a photo and we’ll tell you honestly before you book.
From the hatch
- Cod and chips
- Pie and chips
- Sausage and chips
- Mushy peas
- Staff lunches
- Haddock and chips
Looking after everyone
We need to know about dietary needs and allergies in advance, and we’ll be straight with you about what’s possible. To get it right:
- Ask facilities what paperwork they need
- Consider a pre-order list
- Check with facilities where the van can park
- Put allergy details in writing
When service is finished, we pack up.
Make it a regular thing: monthly or quarterly.
Business events near Hearnden Green
Hearnden Green is about 6 miles south-east of Maidstone, in Kent. Tell us where your staff event in Hearnden Green will be, and we will plan access and set-up before the day. Hearnden Green is one of 922 towns and villages in Kent where we bring the van. Our nearest city page is Canterbury, about 21 miles away.
Hearnden Green sits roughly 37 miles from central London. Nearby historic houses include Leeds Castle (4.1 miles north) and Stoneacre (4.6 miles north). Historic venues suit client days, but check their vehicle rules before planning a van. The Kent Downs National Landscape is within about 6 miles, which suits team days in the countryside.
Here we cover the TN27 postcode area. If your venue is just outside Hearnden Green, we also cover Headcorn (1 mile south-east), Southernden (2 miles east), Swift's Green (3 miles south-east), Smarden Bell (3 miles south-east) and Lashenden (4 miles south). Larger places within reach include Maidstone (6 miles north-west), Ashford (12 miles east), Sittingbourne (12 miles north-east), Royal Tunbridge Wells (15 miles west), Tonbridge (15 miles west) and Faversham (15 miles north-east).
Other landmarks nearby include Sutton Valence Castle (1.7 miles north-west) and Kent Firefighting Museum (3.6 miles south).
- Fried fresh to order in the van at your event
- Cod, haddock and chips, sausages and pies
- The van comes to you: homes, venues, workplaces and fields
- Served at the time you choose, from the hatch