Fish and chip van hire, fried fresh at your event · London and the South East
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Corporate Fish and Chip Catering for Swift's Green events

Planning a fish and chip van for your team in Swift's Green? The van comes to your venue, home or workplace and fry everything fresh on the spot.

  • A monthly Fish Friday
  • Celebrating a big win
  • Staff thank-you lunches

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Fresh fish and chips in Swift's Green

A chip van compared with other options

For a thank-you that lands, a fish and chip van is a great choice in Swift's Green. Fish and chip van prices depend on the booking. A one-hour staff lunch is a different job from serving all afternoon at a fête. Your quote spells it all out.

What you get with us

  • Nothing for you to cook or clear
  • Events in Swift's Green and across Kent
  • Hot food handed straight over
  • Classic food your staff already know

See our prices page or what a fish and chip van costs.

About our corporate fish and chip catering in Swift's Green

Whether it is a Friday treat or an end-of-quarter thank you, the van makes the day feel special. Typical bookings include end-of-project celebrations and friday lunch treats, serving pie and chips, mushy peas and sausage and chips.

Rural businesses around Swift's Green can be a long way from anywhere to buy lunch, so a chip van lunch is welcome. Every portion is cooked to order on the day, never cooked in advance and left in a hot cabinet.

Fish and chips served hot in a takeaway tray
Where
Swift's Green (TN27)
Area hub
Kent
On the menu
Fish and chips, sausages, pies
Sides
Curry sauce, mushy peas and gravy
Quotes
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Last updated
24 October 2026

About the food

Gravy

Gravy brings a bit of warmth to the meal, especially in winter.

Mushy peas

Proper mushy peas start with dried marrowfat peas. They’re the classic side with fish and chips.

What a fish and chip van costs

The same numbers can mean different prices, depending on:

  • Parking and the way in
  • Distance and any road charges
  • The day of the week
  • The number of meals

Dates make a difference: peak summer weekends and Christmas party Fridays book up first. Ask about your date early.

What to tell us

A few details help us give you an accurate quote. Here’s what’s useful:

  • Roughly how many people, including children
  • Anything awkward about the way in
  • A picture of the space and the way in
  • Where you’d like the van to go

Tell us your date, venue or postcode and roughly how many people, plus when you’d like to eat, and you’ll get a clear price. To get started, use our quote form.

Who books corporate fish and chip catering in Swift's Green?

People mix in the queue.

Almost any gathering works with a fish and chip van. In Swift's Green, people book us for occasions like:

  • Charity days
  • Lunch for site crews
  • Fish Friday treats
  • Customer days

For colleagues arriving by train, Headcorn station is about 2.1 miles away.

What your quote should include

  • A clear list of what’s included
  • Allergen information for each item
  • The cancellation terms
  • The service time, and the cost of running over

Choosing a fish and chip van

How it works

Nothing is cooked before it is needed. Each portion is battered and fried as it is ordered, so it is as fresh as from any chip shop. A lunch-break van visit in Swift's Green is always in daylight, but later events need lighting: it is dark by about 3:50pm in December.

  1. Contact us with the basics: when, where and roughly how many.
  2. Show us where the van would go, and we’ll confirm it works.
  3. Closer to the day, we confirm the arrival time and serving time.
  4. The van rolls up, the hatch opens and the fryers get going for your staff.
  5. Once the last portion is out, we pack up and go.

Before we arrive

  • Let us know the serving time
  • Send us final numbers and any allergies in good time
  • Leave room in front of the hatch for a queue

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A detailed enquiry gets a more accurate quote: the parking spot, access, numbers and serving time. Photos of the spot and the way in help. To send your details, send us your details through our quote form.

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Planning help

Business events near Swift's Green

Swift's Green is about 9 miles west of Ashford, in Kent. Give us the address of your staff event in Swift's Green, and we will plan access and set-up before the day. Swift's Green is one of 922 places in Kent we cover. Our nearest city page is Canterbury, about 19 miles away.

Central London is about 40 miles from Swift's Green. The Kent Downs National Landscape is within about 7 miles, which suits team days in the countryside.

Here we cover the TN27 postcode area, so your staff event can be anywhere in it. If your venue is just outside Swift's Green, we also cover Smarden Bell (1 mile south), Southernden (1 mile north), Smarden (1 mile south-east), Biddenden Green (1 mile south-east) and Monk's Hill (2 miles south). Further out, we also take the van to Maidstone (9 miles north-west), Ashford (9 miles east), Sittingbourne (12 miles north), Faversham (14 miles north-east), Kings Hill (14 miles north-west) and Davington (14 miles north-east).

Nearby you’ll also find Kent Firefighting Museum (3.3 miles south-west) and Romden Castle (2.1 miles south-east).

  • Local pubs include The Bell Inn (0.9 miles south)
Map of Swift's Green © OpenStreetMap contributors

Looking after everyone

Good planning keeps every guest safe and happy. Here’s how:

  • Send round an allergy question
  • Tell us exactly when each group can eat
  • Have a back-up for special diets
  • Agree the van’s spot with facilities

We get there ahead of the lunch break, so we’re ready when the first group comes out.

Make it a regular thing: monthly or quarterly.

Your questions about a fish and chip van for your team in Swift's Green

Which station is closest to Swift's Green?

The closest is Headcorn station, roughly 2.1 miles away.

Is Swift's Green close to London?

About 40 miles from central London, and well within our area.

Is there something for children?

Of course. Sausage and chips is a favourite with children. Include children in your numbers.

Where do you take the van?

London and the South East: Kent, Surrey, Sussex, Hampshire, Berkshire, Buckinghamshire, Oxfordshire and the Isle of Wight.

How much space do you need?

Less than you might think: a drive, a car park, a yard or a firm lawn, that the van can reach easily. If in doubt, send a picture.

When should we book?

As early as you can, especially for summer weekends and December. Even at short notice, it is worth asking.

What do we need to supply?

A suitable spot for the van and permission to park there. Mention any power or water available and we will confirm the rest.

Can we pay by invoice?

We’ll talk you through booking and payment for businesses.

Takeaway run or book a van?

Ordering in from a local chip shop is an option. Large orders are slow, and the food cools in the bags. A van solves that by cooking on site.

Doing the food yourself saves money, but the host ends up running around. With a fish and chip van, you get hot food without the work.

Working with your venue

If your event is in a public place, such as a park or a street, check what permission you need first. The council or landowner will tell you what they need.

Wedding planners and venue coordinators are welcome to contact us directly, and we’ll keep you updated on arrival and serving times.

  • Fried fresh to order in the van at your event
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  • The van comes to you: homes, venues, workplaces and fields
  • Served at the time you choose, from the hatch

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