West Sussex · England
Corporate Fish and Chip Catering for Heyshott events
Hot, crisp and cooked while you wait: a fish and chip van for your team in Heyshott and across West Sussex.
- Charity and fundraising days at work
- Retirement send-offs
- Summer team days
Planning an event in Heyshott?
FAQs for Heyshott
Do you come out to small places like Heyshott?
Not at all. We serve villages and hamlets as well as towns. Tell us about lanes, gates and the ground.
Do you come to venues in the South Downs National Park?
Yes. Some venues there have rules about vehicles and ground, so check with yours. We will follow the site rules.
Who clears up?
We pack up and leave the pitch tidy when service is finished. Tell us where bins can go for people’s paper and trays.
What do you bring?
The van comes fully equipped to cook. You provide a suitable spot and permission to park.
What does the van need?
Less than you might think: a drive, a car park, a yard or a firm lawn, that the van can reach easily. Send us a photo if you’re not sure.
How long will the queue be?
A short menu and staggered groups keep things moving. Tell us your timings and we’ll advise.
Is everything cooked fresh?
Yes. We cook inside the van, so it’s fried on the spot, rather than made in advance.
Do we need to provide anything?
Tell us what’s available at the site when you enquire, and we will say what we need.
Corporate fish and chip catering in Heyshott, fried fresh
The van parks in the car park or yard, so staff don’t have to go anywhere. We are often asked to cater warehouse, depot and site teams and project milestones, with pie and chips, sausage and chips and mushy peas.
Rural businesses around Heyshott can be a long way from anywhere to buy lunch, which makes a chip van a real treat. We keep the menu short: fewer choices means fresher food and shorter queues.
- Area
- Heyshott (GU29)
- Region
- West Sussex
- From the fryer
- Fish and chips, sausages, pies
- Extras
- Curry sauce, mushy peas and gravy
- Quote
- Ask us for a quote
- Page updated
- 24 October 2026
Perfect for your staff event in Heyshott
It’s memorable, which is the point of a thank-you.
In Heyshott and nearby, the van turns up at all sorts of events. Popular bookings include:
- End-of-project celebrations
- Lunch for site crews
- Retirement and leaving lunches
- Open days
Central London is about 46 miles from Heyshott, and we cover it as standard.
Before you book anyone
- Allergen information for each item
- What happens if plans change
- Payment terms and deposit
- What the price includes, item by item
How the day works
You do not need to do much on the day: point us to the spot and get on with your staff event. The frying and serving are down to us. Summer events after work in Heyshott have light until about 9:20pm; in late May it’s about 8:50pm, and in winter the yard or car park will need lighting.
- Tell us what you’re planning and when you’d like to eat.
- You hear back on the date and the price.
- We agree exactly where the van parks, and how it gets in.
- Batter, fish and chips all go into the fryer as people come up.
- We leave the spot as we found it.
Preparing for the day
- Arrange somewhere dry for the queue
- Make sure the van can get in
- Keep space clear for staff at the hatch
Ask for a quote
Every quote is worked out for your event. Start with your date, and we will check availability right away.
Planning help
Space, access and the venue
Every site is different, so we ask about the spot and the way in when you contact us. In general, we need:
- Room in front of the hatch for a queue
- Light near the van and the queue for evening service
- A route in without tight gates or low branches
If you’re unsure, send a photo of the space and the way in, and we’ll say what we think.
Popular choices
- Cod and chips
- Sausage and chips
- Mushy peas
- Staff lunches
- Haddock and chips
- Pie and chips
About the food
Sausage and chips
A sausage and chips is the chip-shop classic for younger staff and fish-dodgers.
Gravy
Gravy brings a bit of warmth to the meal.
DIY versus a fish and chip van
A DIY buffet works for small groups. For bigger numbers, a van makes life easier, and nobody has to miss the staff event.
Frying for a crowd at home is not a good idea: hot oil and a busy party are a bad combination. A van is designed for exactly this.
What a fish and chip van costs
These are the factors that matter most:
- Your choice of menu
- Distance and any road charges
- The number of meals
- How long we serve
The price depends on numbers, the menu and how long we serve, plus travel and access. We quote for each booking individually.
What to tell us
To check availability and price, we need:
- The venue or postcode
- Any dietary needs and allergies
- Where you’d like the van to go
- A picture of the space and the way in
Getting a quote is simple: share your date, address, rough numbers and when you’d like to eat. We will send a clear quote that says what’s included.
Towns and villages near Heyshott
More for events in Heyshott
Heyshott for staff days and team lunches
Heyshott is about 8 miles north of Chichester, in West Sussex. In and around Heyshott, the van can serve from a drive, a yard, a car park or a firm field. We serve 371 places across West Sussex, from the larger towns to small villages. Our nearest city page is Guildford, about 21 miles away.
Nearby historic houses include Cowdray House (2.5 miles north) and West Dean House (4.1 miles south-west). Estates and historic houses can make memorable settings for client events, but they normally set strict rules for vehicles. With the South Downs National Park within about 3 miles, rural team days are easy to arrange.
We serve staff events across the GU29 postcode area and the streets around it. Neighbouring places where we serve staff events include Hoyle (1 mile north-east), Heyshott Green (1 mile north-west), Cocking (1 mile west), Cocking Causeway (2 miles north-west) and West Lavington (2 miles north). Within a short drive, we also cover Bognor Regis (11 miles south), Chichester (8 miles south), Selsey (15 miles south), Littlehampton (13 miles south-east), Emsworth (12 miles south-west) and Rustington (13 miles south-east).
Well-known places in the area include Lodsworth Castle (2.8 miles north-east) and Midhurst Community Hospital (2.9 miles north). Open spaces near Heyshott include Graffham Common and Levin Down.
- Pubs nearby include Unicorn Inn (less than half a mile north-west)
Why fried-to-order beats a buffet
Ordering takeaway for a whole site is slow and the food arrives cold. A van fries on the spot. Many fish and chip vans set a minimum, since getting the van there costs the same however many eat. Ask us what applies to your staff event.
What you get with us
- Events in Heyshott and across West Sussex
- All the chip-shop extras
- Fried fresh, not kept warm
- Rain does not stop the fryers
See our pricing or the cost guide.
Looking after everyone
Good planning keeps every guest safe and happy. Try these:
- Send round an allergy question
- Plan an alternative for anyone we cannot cater for
- Share the shift pattern
- Check with facilities where the van can park
Keep the queue clear of fire exits and traffic.
A pre-order list speeds things up and helps with allergies.
- Fried fresh to order in the van at your event
- Cod, haddock and chips, sausages and pies
- The van comes to you: homes, venues, workplaces and fields
- Served at the time you choose, from the hatch