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Corporate Fish and Chip Catering for Knockholt events

Corporate fish and chip catering in Knockholt: cod, haddock and chips fried to order, then handed over hot from the hatch.

  • Shift teams at depots and warehouses
  • Project milestones
  • Leaving dos

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Fresh fish and chips in Knockholt

Can’t we just order from the chip shop?

You could do a chip-shop run for everyone yourself, but it rarely works for a crowd. By the time you’ve queued, paid and driven back, the batter has gone soft. With a van, it is fried on the spot.

If you do order from a chip shop, ring well ahead and collect as close to eating time as you can. For a crowd, a van is typically simpler.

How our corporate fish and chip catering works in Knockholt

A chip van lunch is one of the simplest ways to say thank you to a team. It needs no kitchen and no room booking, and people still talk about it the following week. We’re frequently asked to cater charity and fundraising days at work and summer team days, serving pie and chips, sausage and chips and haddock and chips.

At country workplaces around Knockholt, a chip van brings a hot lunch to wherever the team is. Let us know about tracks and gates. You’ll know what’s included before you book: serving times, the menu and anything else agreed, with no surprises on the day.

Where
Knockholt (TN14)
Area hub
Kent
From the fryer
Cod and haddock, chips, sausages and pies
On the side
Gravy, mushy peas, curry sauce
Price
Quoted for your event
Updated
24 October 2026
Fish and chips plated on a dark dish

Knockholt: your questions answered

Do you come to venues in the Kent Downs National Landscape?

Yes, though some venues in protected landscapes have extra rules for vehicles; ask your venue. We will work to whatever the site needs.

What’s the nearest station to Knockholt?

The closest is Knockholt station, roughly 2.7 miles away.

Do you bring everything you need?

Everything is cooked in the van. Let us know what’s available at the site.

What about staff who don’t eat fish?

We serve sausages and pies as well as fish. Tell us about other diets and we will be honest about what’s possible.

Do you come to Knockholt?

Yes, we do. Knockholt is one of the places we cover. Tell us your date and we’ll check availability.

Who clears up?

We clear the van’s area after service. Let us know about bins for staff.

Can we pay by invoice?

We’ll explain how it works when we quote.

Do you need power or water?

A suitable spot for the van and permission to park there. Tell us whether there’s power or water nearby and we will take it from there.

The menu, dish by dish

Pie and chips

For a heartier option, there is pie and chips.

Cod and chips

For many people, cod and chips is the definitive version. Fried to order in the van, it’s hot, crisp and generous.

A chip van compared with other options

Compared with a sandwich platter, a chip van feels like a proper treat. Fish and chip van prices depend on the booking. A one-hour staff lunch is a different job from serving all afternoon at a fête. We set everything out in your quote.

Why us?

  • Fried fresh, not kept warm
  • A van that becomes part of the event
  • Cod, haddock, sausages and pies
  • We cook inside the van, whatever the weather

Read our pricing and the cost guide.

Workplace catering around Knockholt

Knockholt is about 4 miles north-west of Sevenoaks, in Kent. Around Knockholt, we park wherever there is level, firm ground, close to your staff. Knockholt is one of 922 towns and villages in Kent where we bring the van. Our nearest city page is London, about 16 miles away.

For staff and visitors coming by train, the nearest station is Knockholt station, about 2.7 miles north-east. Knockholt is about 16 miles from central London. The Kent Downs National Landscape is within about 4 miles, which suits team days in the countryside.

Here we cover the TN14 postcode area. We can serve a staff event on streets such as Main Road and Blueberry Lane, as long as there’s somewhere for the van. Close by, we cover staff events in Knockholt Pound (1 mile north-east), Halstead (2 miles north-east), Sepham Heath (2 miles north-east), Pratt's Bottom (2 miles north) and Twitton (3 miles east). Larger places within reach include Dartford (11 miles north-east), Sevenoaks (4 miles south-east), Royal Tunbridge Wells (14 miles south-east), Gravesend (14 miles north-east), Tonbridge (11 miles south-east) and Northfleet (13 miles north-east).

A little further out are Orpington Hospital (3.6 miles north) and Otford Heritage Centre (3.9 miles east). Green spaces nearby include Betsom's Hill and Downe Bank.

  • Local pubs include The Three Horseshoes pub (0.9 miles north-east)
Map of Knockholt © OpenStreetMap contributors

How we price a fish and chip van for your team

There is nothing hidden: the quote reflects:

  • Peak dates such as summer Saturdays
  • Distance and any road charges
  • Cod, haddock or both
  • How easy the site is to reach

Compared with a sit-down meal, a fish and chip van is often good value, because it needs no kitchen and no crockery hire. We’ll send you a quote.

Getting an accurate quote

When you get in touch, it helps to tell us:

  • A photo of the space and the way in
  • Expected numbers
  • Where the van would park
  • Your date and serving time

Send us the date, the address or TN14 postcode and rough numbers, along with your serving time, and we’ll reply with a quote. To get started, fill in our quote form.

What the van needs

A fish and chip van is a vehicle, so the spot matters, so a few things need checking. These are the things we check:

  • A route in without tight gates or low branches
  • A clear area by the serving hatch
  • Confirmation that the van can park there

If you’re unsure, send a picture of the space and the way in, and we’ll say what we think.

Popular choices

  • Sausage and chips
  • Pie and chips
  • Cod and chips
  • Staff lunches
  • Mushy peas
  • Haddock and chips

See the full menu

How the day works

From set-up to the last portion, we look after the food, so you can enjoy your staff event. For a staff lunch in Knockholt, daylight isn’t an issue, but a winter evening event is dark by about 3:55pm, so evening events need a lit spot. Summer events have daylight until around 9:20pm.

  1. Send us the date, site, headcount and break times.
  2. We check the site and send a price and any details facilities need.
  3. We arrange the van’s spot and arrival with the site.
  4. On the day we set up and fry to order through the agreed service time.
  5. Afterwards, we pack up and leave the car park tidy.

Preparing for the day

  • Leave room in front of the hatch for a queue
  • Send us final numbers and any allergies in good time
  • Have a level parking spot ready

Ask for a quote

Planning a fish and chip van for your team in Knockholt? Send us the details and we will reply with a clear price. Just fill in our quote form.

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Diets, allergies and planning

Good planning keeps every guest safe and happy. Here’s how:

  • Share the shift pattern
  • Consider a pre-order list
  • Arrange something for anyone with needs we cannot meet
  • Check with facilities where the van can park

Plan the queue away from vehicle routes in the car park or yard.

Cover near the van keeps the queue dry.

Organising for someone else?

Planning an event for a club, school or charity in Knockholt? A fish and chip van draws people in and almost everyone likes it. Tell us about the event and we’ll take it from there.

For repeat bookings, such as regular staff lunches or annual fairs, let us know your dates early, so we can plan ahead.

  • Fried fresh to order in the van at your event
  • Cod, haddock and chips, sausages and pies
  • The van comes to you: homes, venues, workplaces and fields
  • Served at the time you choose, from the hatch

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