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Corporate fish and chip catering in Knockholt Pound, Kent

Fried to order and served hot: a fish and chip van for your team in Knockholt Pound and the surrounding area.

  • Fish Friday treats
  • Warehouse, depot and site teams
  • Summer team days

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Planning an event in Knockholt Pound?

About our corporate fish and chip catering in Knockholt Pound

We park in your car park, yard or forecourt, so staff don’t have to go anywhere. For shift teams at depots and warehouses and staff appreciation days, we will put together a menu of mushy peas, pie and chips and sausage and chips.

Rural businesses around Knockholt Pound can be a long way from anywhere to buy lunch, so a chip van lunch is welcome. We keep the menu short: fewer choices means fresher food and shorter queues.

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Area
Knockholt Pound (TN14)
County
Kent
On the menu
Fish and chips, sausages, pies
On the side
Curry sauce, mushy peas and gravy
Quotes
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Updated
24 October 2026

Organising for someone else?

If your event is in a public place, such as a park or a street, check what permission you need first. Ask the council or landowner early.

Many venues set rules for catering vans: where a van can park, access times and the paperwork they want. Send us your venue’s requirements and we’ll confirm what we can provide.

Space, access and the venue

No two venues are the same, so we ask about the spot and the way in before we confirm. In general, we need:

  • A route in without tight gates or low branches
  • Confirmation that the van can park there
  • A clear area by the serving hatch

Not sure about the spot? Send us a photo and we’ll tell you honestly before booking.

What we serve

  • Haddock and chips
  • Cod and chips
  • Sausage and chips
  • Staff lunches
  • Mushy peas
  • Pie and chips

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Is a fish and chip van right for your staff event?

Compared with a sandwich platter, a chip van feels like a proper treat. Cost depends on numbers, menu and service time, along with distance and access to the site. We quote for each booking individually.

Why us?

  • We cook inside the van, whatever the weather
  • Classic food your staff already know
  • No surprises in your quote
  • The classic sides: peas, curry sauce and gravy

See how we price and what a fish and chip van costs.

DIY versus a fish and chip van

Not sure whether to order in or book a van? Consider your numbers and how fresh you want it. Ask us for a quote and compare.

Frying for a crowd at home isn’t a good idea: big pans of hot oil, children and garden parties don’t mix. A van is designed for exactly this.

Common questions in Knockholt Pound

Can the van go to venues in the Kent Downs National Landscape?

Yes, though some venues in protected landscapes have extra rules for vehicles; ask your venue. We will work to whatever the site needs.

Could you trade in Polhill Bank?

Only if the landowner, typically the council, allows it. Check with them first, and tell us what they say.

Where can the van park?

Not much: a drive, a car park, a yard or a firm lawn, that the van can reach easily. If in doubt, send a photo.

What will facilities need from you?

Send us your site’s list, and we will confirm what we can provide.

Do you need power or water?

Tell us what’s available at the site when you enquire, and we will say what we need.

Can the van park on grass?

Frequently, if the ground is firm and dry. After heavy rain, soft grass can be a problem for any vehicle, so have a hard-surface back-up.

Do you take everything away?

The pitch is left as we found it. Bins for staff are worth planning.

Do you work around shifts?

Give us the break times and we will serve in waves.

Allergies and dietary needs

Tell us about dietary needs and allergies early, and we will be straight with you about what’s possible. To get it right:

  • Check with facilities where the van can park
  • Put allergy details in writing
  • Share the shift pattern
  • Arrange something for anyone with needs we can’t meet

We can serve each shift in turn.

Make it a regular thing: monthly or quarterly.

How the day works

We work to your timings. If the day runs behind, we hold off cooking until you’re ready, so the food is still fresh when it is served. Lunchtime staff treats in Knockholt Pound are in daylight all year round, but evening events need lights from about 3:55pm in December or 7:05pm in late September.

  1. First, the plan: what, where and what time.
  2. You hear back on the date and the price.
  3. The van’s spot is fixed in advance.
  4. Batter, fish and chips all go into the fryer as people come up.
  5. We leave the spot as we found it.

How to prepare

  • Share the timings for the day
  • Send us final numbers and any allergies in good time
  • Check the way in for low branches, cables and narrow gates

Ask for a quote

Getting a quote is simple: share your date, address, rough numbers and when you’d like to eat. We’ll come back with a clear quote.

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Related guides

The menu, dish by dish

Curry sauce

Some people won’t eat chips without curry sauce and it is on the menu.

Mushy peas

No fish and chips is complete without mushy peas for many people.

Why choose corporate fish and chip catering in Knockholt Pound?

It gets people out of their usual groups and talking.

These are some of the bookings we take:

  • End-of-project celebrations
  • Workplace fundraising days
  • Retirement send-offs
  • Summer staff parties

Knockholt Pound is about 16 miles from central London, well within our area.

What your quote should include

  • How allergens are handled
  • How long service runs, and what happens if you overrun
  • The minimum number of meals or minimum spend
  • When final numbers are due

15 questions to ask before booking

Workplace catering around Knockholt Pound

Knockholt Pound is about 4 miles north-west of Sevenoaks, in Kent. In and around Knockholt Pound, the van can serve from a drive, a yard, a car park or a firm field. We cover all 922 towns and villages across Kent. We serve events right across the region, from Knockholt Pound to London (16 miles away).

Among the historic houses close to Knockholt Pound are Down House (3.2 miles west) and Quebec House (4 miles south-west). Historic venues suit client days, but check their vehicle rules before planning a van. For staff and visitors coming by train, the closest railway station is Knockholt station, roughly 2 miles north of the centre. With the Kent Downs National Landscape within about 3 miles, rural team days are easy to arrange.

Wherever your staff event is in TN14, we can fry fresh for your staff, from busy streets to quiet lanes. Local streets include Old London Road, Bond Close and Main Road; a staff event on any of them works well with a drive or nearby car park. Neighbouring places where we serve staff events include Knockholt (1 mile south-west), Halstead (1 mile north-east), Sepham Heath (1 mile north-east), Pratt's Bottom (2 miles north) and Badgers Mount (2 miles north-east). Larger places within reach include Dartford (10 miles north-east), Sevenoaks (4 miles south-east), Royal Tunbridge Wells (14 miles south-east), Gravesend (14 miles north-east), Tonbridge (11 miles south-east) and Northfleet (13 miles north-east).

Well-known places in the area include Orpington Hospital (3.4 miles north) and Lullingstone Castle (4.3 miles north-east). Open spaces near Knockholt Pound include Downe Bank and Betsom's Hill.

  • Local pubs include The Three Horseshoes pub (under half a mile south-east)
Map of Knockholt Pound © OpenStreetMap contributors
  • Fried fresh to order in the van at your event
  • Cod, haddock and chips, sausages and pies
  • The van comes to you: homes, venues, workplaces and fields
  • Served at the time you choose, from the hatch

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