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Corporate Fish and Chip Catering for Nine Elms events

A menu everybody knows: cod or haddock in batter, chips, sausages and pies, with mushy peas, curry sauce and gravy. Corporate fish and chip catering in Nine Elms.

  • Retirement and leaving lunches
  • Summer team days
  • Shift teams at depots and warehouses

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Diets, allergies and planning

Nearly every event has some special diets. To plan for them:

  • Let us know about coeliac disease
  • Collect allergies in advance
  • Check with facilities where the van can park
  • Find out what documents the site needs

Put bins near the hatch.

A sign in reception or a team message builds the excitement.

About our corporate fish and chip catering in Nine Elms

Few staff treats are as popular as a fish and chip van lunch. It needs no kitchen and no room booking, and people still talk about it the following week. We are frequently asked to cater charity days and celebrating a big win, with cod and chips, pie and chips and sausage and chips.

For offices in and around Nine Elms, the van usually parks in a car park, yard or loading bay, if the building allows it. Get facilities’ approval and plan access early. We keep the menu short: a few classics done properly keeps the food fresh and the queue moving.

Where
Nine Elms (SW1V, SW8, SW11)
Region
Greater London
From the fryer
Cod and haddock, chips, sausages and pies
Extras
Gravy, mushy peas, curry sauce
Quotes
Ask us for a quote
Last updated
24 October 2026
Fish and chips served hot in a takeaway tray

What affects the price in Nine Elms

These are the factors that matter most:

  • The menu and how many choices
  • Travel, tolls and road charges
  • The number of meals
  • Parking and the way in

The cost per head typically falls as numbers rise, since the van and set-up are much the same for any size. Tell us your numbers for an accurate price.

What to tell us

Good planning starts with a few facts. Try to include:

  • A picture of where the van would go
  • Where you’d like the van to go
  • Any dietary needs and allergies
  • Anything awkward about the way in

Getting a quote is simple: tell us the date, place, numbers and serving time. We will come back with a clear quote.

Staff lunches in Nine Elms: access and travel

Nine Elms is about 1 mile south of Victoria, in Greater London. Around Nine Elms, we park wherever there is level, firm ground, close to your staff. Nine Elms is one of 764 places in Greater London where we bring the van.

Historic houses near Nine Elms include Carlyle's House (1.1 miles west) and Buckingham Palace (1.3 miles north). For a client event at a historic house, ask early about rules for catering vans. For colleagues arriving by train, there is a station right in Nine Elms: Battersea Park station.

We cover staff events in every part of SW1V, SW8 and SW11 and the streets around it. From Cupar Road, Ponton Road and Macduff Road or anywhere nearby, we can park up and fry there. You’ll find Nine Elms on the A3212 and A3216, so it’s easy for us to reach with the van. Neighbouring places where we serve staff events include Pimlico (1 mile north-east), Victoria (1 mile north), South Lambeth (1 mile east), Chelsea (1 mile north-west) and Kennington (1 mile east). We also serve nearby towns such as Kensington (3 miles north-west), St Pancras (3 miles north), Shoreditch (4 miles north-east), Walthamstow (9 miles north-east), Hoxton (4 miles north-east) and Whitechapel (4 miles north-east).

A little further out are Westminster St Margaret and St John (1.3 miles north) and Harrods (1.5 miles north-west). The countryside around Nine Elms includes Battersea Park Lake and Campden Hill.

  • Nearby schools include Pimlico Academy (0.5 miles north-east) and Sir Simon Milton Westminster UTC (0.5 miles north)
  • Local pubs include The King William IV pub (within half a mile north-east)
  • Local facilities include Lambeth Palace Library (1.6 miles north-east)
Map of Nine Elms © OpenStreetMap contributors

Planning the van’s spot

If a spot is not suitable, we will tell you. What matters most:

  • A level, firm spot the van can drive onto
  • A clear area by the serving hatch
  • Light near the van and the queue for evening service

As a London location, Nine Elms is inside the Ultra Low Emission Zone, and parking takes planning: let us know about off-street space or permits.

Not sure about the spot? Send us a picture and we will tell you honestly.

From the hatch

  • Pie and chips
  • Staff lunches
  • Haddock and chips
  • Sausage and chips
  • Cod and chips
  • Mushy peas

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Step by step

From set-up to the last portion, we look after the food, so you can get on with your staff event in Nine Elms. After-work summer events in Nine Elms have daylight until about 9:20pm in late June and 7:05pm in late September; winter events, dark by about 3:55pm, need a lit spot for the van.

  1. First, the plan: what, where and what time.
  2. We come back with availability and a clear price.
  3. We agree exactly where the van parks.
  4. On the day, everything is cooked to order, so nothing sits in a hot cabinet.
  5. We leave the spot as we found it.

Getting ready for the day

  • Give us your final numbers and allergies
  • Leave room in front of the hatch for a queue
  • Think about a gazebo by the van in case of rain

Get a quote

Not sure of numbers yet? That’s fine: tell us the basics about your staff event, and we will firm it up nearer the time. To start, send us your details through our quote form.

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Planning help

FAQs for Nine Elms

Could you trade in Pimlico Gardens?

Only if the landowner, generally the council, allows it. Check with them first.

What about parking in Nine Elms?

London parking needs planning: let us know about off-street space or permits. We’ll work around it.

Can the van park on the street?

Only where it is legal to park, or with a council parking suspension or road closure. Ask your council early.

Does the batter contain gluten?

Not as standard: the batter contains wheat. Tell us about any coeliac staff and we’ll explain the options.

Do you do anything other than fish?

There is: sausage and chips or pie and chips. Tell us roughly how many to expect.

What will facilities need from you?

Sites vary, so ask facilities for their list and pass it on.

Which areas do you serve?

London and South East England: Kent, Surrey, East and West Sussex, Hampshire, Berkshire, Bucks, Oxfordshire and the Isle of Wight, including Nine Elms.

How long are you on site?

That depends on your numbers and timings. We agree arrival, serving and finishing times with you before the day.

For event organisers in Nine Elms

Wedding planners and venue coordinators are welcome to contact us directly, and we’ll keep everyone informed on the day.

If you run the same event each year, tell us your dates early, so we can hold the date.

Takeaway run or book a van?

Collecting fish and chips for a crowd yourself is possible, but it is hard work. Long waits and a drive home mean food arrives lukewarm and soggy. A van fries it right there, so it is crisp.

Deep-frying for lots of people at home is risky: big pans of hot oil, children and garden parties don’t mix. A van is designed for exactly this.

Why fried-to-order beats a buffet

Ordering takeaway for a whole site is slow and the food arrives cold. The van cooks on site. There is no one-size-fits-all price for a fish and chip van. A short service and a long afternoon’s trading are very different bookings. Your quote spells it all out.

Why book with us

  • The queue at the hatch gets people talking
  • A menu almost everyone likes
  • Everything cooked to order at your event
  • Works on wet days as well as sunny ones

Take a look at our pricing or the cost guide.

Food your guests will love

Sausage and chips

Sausage and chips is the go-to for anyone who is not a fish fan, especially with curry sauce.

Gravy

Gravy brings a bit of warmth to the meal.

  • Fried fresh to order in the van at your event
  • Cod, haddock and chips, sausages and pies
  • The van comes to you: homes, venues, workplaces and fields
  • Served at the time you choose, from the hatch

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