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Corporate fish and chip catering in Offham, East Sussex
Planning a fish and chip van for your team in Offham? We bring the van to you and fry everything fresh on the spot.
- Team away days
- Lunch for site crews
- Fish Friday treats
Fresh fish and chips in Offham
Corporate fish and chip catering in Offham, cooked to order
Open days and customer events work well too: visitors queue, chat and stay longer. On the menu are cod and chips, haddock and chips and sausage and chips, and we’re often booked for project milestones and team away days.
At country workplaces around Offham, a chip van brings a hot lunch to wherever the team is. Tell us about access. Your quote spells out what’s included: the date, the service time and the menu, with no surprises on the day.
- Where
- Offham (BN7)
- Area hub
- East Sussex
- On the menu
- Cod and haddock, chips, sausages and pies
- On the side
- Curry sauce, mushy peas and gravy
- Price
- Ask us for a quote
- Updated
- 24 October 2026
The process
We get there well before service, park the van and get the fryers going. Staff typically gather round the hatch as soon as we open. Lunchtime bookings in Offham are in daylight all year; winter evening events are dark by about 3:55pm, so plan lighting for later events. A summer after-work event has daylight until about 9:15pm.
- Tell us what you are planning and when you’d like to eat.
- You hear back on the date and the price.
- We agree exactly where the van parks, and how it gets in.
- Batter, fish and chips all go into the fryer as people come up.
- We leave the spot as we found it.
Preparing for the day
- Arrange somewhere dry for the queue
- Give us a contact for the day
- Send us final numbers and any allergies in good time
Ask for a quote
Most quotes start with a few simple details: the date, where the van would park, roughly how many people and when you’d like to eat. To send them, send us your details through our quote form.
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Perfect for your staff event in Offham
It works across shifts, because service can be planned in waves.
Almost any gathering works with a fish and chip van. People in Offham book the van for occasions like:
- Summer team days
- Customer days
- A monthly Fish Friday
- Thank-you lunches for the team
Central London is about 42 miles from Offham.
What your quote should include
- How much space the van takes up
- The service time, and the cost of running over
- Exactly what’s included in the price
- The minimum number of meals or minimum spend
Where the van can park in Offham
A good parking spot makes the whole thing easier. We look for:
- A clear area by the serving hatch
- A spot near your staff
- A level, firm spot the van can drive onto
If you’re unsure, send a photo of the space and the way in, and we’ll say what we think.
From the hatch
- Staff lunches
- Mushy peas
- Haddock and chips
- Pie and chips
- Sausage and chips
- Cod and chips
What affects the price in Offham
Every booking is priced individually, and the price depends on a few things:
- How far we travel
- Cod, haddock or both
- Parking and the way in
- Service time
If you have a budget in mind, tell us, and we will suggest a menu and timing to match. A short menu is frequently the best value.
What to tell us
When you get in touch, it helps to tell us:
- Rough numbers for adults and children
- Your date and serving time
- How to get in: gates, lanes and ground
- A picture of where the van would go
The more you tell us, the more accurate the quote: where the van would park, how to get in, numbers and timings. A picture of the spot helps too. When you’re ready, fill in our quote form.
Planning for dietary needs
Tell us about dietary needs and allergies early, and we’ll be straight with you about what’s possible. To make it work smoothly:
- Send round an allergy question
- Give us break and shift times
- Let us know about coeliac disease
- Consider a pre-order list
We can serve each shift in turn.
Cover near the van keeps the queue dry.
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Offham: your questions answered
Can the van park in Railway Land?
Only with permission from the park’s owner, usually the council. Ask them first, and tell us what they say.
Is Offham close to London?
About 42 miles from central London.
Is grass a problem?
Often, if the ground is firm and dry. Soft, wet ground can trap any vehicle, so plan a back-up spot.
What food do you serve?
Proper fish and chips, with sausages and pies for anyone who doesn’t want fish. Mushy peas, curry sauce and gravy go on the side.
Can you invoice the company?
We’ll explain how it works when we quote for businesses.
Can coeliacs eat the battered fish?
No, not as standard: the batter contains wheat. Tell us about any coeliac staff and we’ll explain the options.
What paperwork do you provide?
Tell us what your site needs when you enquire, and we will go through it with you.
Do you work around shifts?
Give us the break times and we will serve in waves.
What comes out of the fryer
Curry sauce
Chip-shop curry sauce is a mild, slightly sweet British classic, perfect with chips or a sausage.
Gravy
Chips and gravy is a favourite in the north and the Midlands, and it’s lovely with a pie.
Can’t we just order from the chip shop?
You could do a chip-shop run for everyone yourself, but it rarely works for a crowd. Long waits and a drive home mean food arrives lukewarm and soggy. A van fries it right there, so it’s crisp.
Deep-frying for lots of people at home is risky: hot oil and a busy party are a bad combination. Leave the frying to a van built for it.
Staff lunches in Offham: access and travel
Offham is about 1 mile north-west of Lewes, in East Sussex. For staff events in Offham, we plan around your venue and timings: a quote, a parking spot and fresh frying on the day. Offham is one of 289 towns and villages in East Sussex we cover. Our bookings stretch from Offham to Brighton (about 7 miles away).
Teams travelling in by rail can use the station: Cooksbridge station is about 0.9 miles away. Within reach of Offham are historic houses such as Anne of Cleves House (1.7 miles south-east) and Glyndebourne (3.4 miles east). For a client event at a historic house, ask early about rules for catering vans. With the South Downs National Park within about 2 miles, rural team days are easy to arrange.
We serve staff events across the BN7 postcode area and the streets around it. Other places close to Offham we cover include Hamsey (1 mile north-east), Lewes (1 mile south-east), South Malling (1 mile south-east), Southover (2 miles south-east) and Cliffe (2 miles south-east). Within a short drive, we also cover Eastbourne (15 miles south-east), Seaford (10 miles south-east), Hailsham (12 miles east), Crowborough (14 miles north-east), Uckfield (7 miles north-east) and Newhaven (7 miles south).
Nearby you’ll also find Lewes Castle (1.5 miles south-east) and Lewes Victoria Hospital (1.2 miles south). Within reach you’ll find Malling Down and Offham Hill.
- Schools near Offham include Lewes Old Grammar School (1.5 miles south-east) and Priory School (1.9 miles south-east)
- Nearby, you’ll find The Blacksmiths Arms (within half a mile north)
- Other local spots include St John under the Castle Lewes (1.1 miles south-east)
Organising for someone else?
Parks, greens and streets generally need permission for a catering van. The council or landowner will tell you what they need.
Wedding planners and venue coordinators are welcome to contact us directly, and we’ll keep everyone informed on the day.
- Fried fresh to order in the van at your event
- Cod, haddock and chips, sausages and pies
- The van comes to you: homes, venues, workplaces and fields
- Served at the time you choose, from the hatch