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Corporate Fish and Chip Catering for Onslow Village events

From the first sizzle in the fryer to the last chip, a fish and chip van for your team turns food into part of your staff event in Onslow Village.

  • Customer days
  • Fish Friday treats
  • Summer team days

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Fresh fish and chips in Onslow Village

Takeaway run or book a van?

If you do order from a chip shop, ring well ahead and collect as close to eating time as you can. For anything more than a handful of people, a van is generally the easier option.

Some hosts try a takeaway order. Large orders are slow, and the food cools in the bags. A van solves that by cooking on site.

About our corporate fish and chip catering in Onslow Village

Office teams, drivers and warehouse staff all love it, because it’s familiar and filling. On the menu are mushy peas, pie and chips and cod and chips, and we’re regularly asked to cater charity and fundraising days at work and warehouse, depot and site teams.

Around Onslow Village, teams work at farms, workshops and units. A chip van suits all of them. The menu is short on purpose: fewer choices means fresher food and shorter queues.

Location
Onslow Village (GU2, GU3)
Region
Surrey
Menu
Cod and haddock, chips, sausages and pies
Sides
Gravy, mushy peas, curry sauce
Quote
Quoted for your event
Page updated
24 October 2026
Fish and chips served hot in a takeaway tray

Organising for someone else?

Planning an event for a club, school or charity in Onslow Village? Fish and chips is a reliable crowd-pleaser. Tell us about the event and we’ll take it from there.

Many venues set rules for catering vans: parking spots, arrival times and documents. Send us your venue’s requirements and we’ll confirm what we can provide.

Space, access and the venue

Plenty of places work for the van, but a few things matter:

  • A short walk from the party
  • Flat, firm ground for the van
  • Permission from the venue or landowner for the van

Not sure about the spot? Send us a picture and we’ll tell you honestly.

On the menu in Onslow Village

  • Haddock and chips
  • Staff lunches
  • Mushy peas
  • Pie and chips
  • Cod and chips
  • Sausage and chips

Browse the menu

Food your guests will love

Mushy peas

Proper mushy peas start with dried marrowfat peas. They’re the classic side with fish and chips.

Gravy

In the north and the Midlands, gravy is the side of choice, and it’s lovely with a pie.

Allergies and dietary needs

With a little notice, diets are easier to plan for. We suggest:

  • Collect allergies in advance
  • Agree the van’s spot with facilities
  • Plan an alternative for anyone we cannot cater for
  • Flag any coeliac staff

We arrive before your break to park and heat the fryers, so we are ready when the first group comes out.

A few tables or benches outside make it a proper break.

Business events near Onslow Village

Onslow Village is about 2 miles south-west of Guildford, in Surrey. We park up at drives, car parks, yards and venues around Onslow Village and the surrounding area. We take the van to all 395 towns and villages in Surrey, from the larger towns to small villages.

Within reach of Onslow Village are historic houses such as Guildford Castle (1.3 miles east) and Loseley Park (1.3 miles south). Estates and historic houses can make memorable settings for client events, but they generally set strict rules for vehicles. Commuters will know that Guildford station, about 1 mile east, is the nearest station. The Surrey Hills National Landscape is within about 6 miles, which suits team days in the countryside.

Anywhere in GU2 and GU3, we can fry fresh for your staff, from busy streets to quiet lanes. From Gill Avenue, Farnham Road and Orchard Road or anywhere nearby, we can park up and fry there. Onslow Village sits on or near the A31, which makes travel to your staff event easy. Neighbouring places where we serve staff events include Littleton (1 mile south), Wood Street Village (2 miles north-west), Compton (2 miles south-west), Binscombe (2 miles south) and Fairlands (2 miles north). Within a short drive, we also cover Woking (6 miles north), Camberley (9 miles north-west), Farnham (9 miles west), Egham (14 miles north), Walton-on-Thames (13 miles north-east) and Dorking (12 miles east).

Well-known places in the area include Guildford Castle (1.3 miles east) and Guildford Cathedral Treasury (0.7 miles north-east). Open spaces near Onslow Village include Pewley Down and Lower Lake.

  • Schools near Onslow Village include Guildford County School (0.7 miles east) and Academy of Contemporary Music (1.1 miles east)
Map of Onslow Village © OpenStreetMap contributors

Step by step

Here’s how the day normally runs: we arrive, park up and set up, the fryers heat up, and we serve hot from the hatch when you are ready to eat. For a staff lunch in Onslow Village, daylight isn’t an issue, but a winter evening event is dark by about 3:55pm, so plan lighting for later events. Summer events have daylight until around 9:20pm.

  1. Send us your date, numbers and address.
  2. We check the route in and send a price.
  3. We arrive early to park and heat the fryers.
  4. Fish goes into the batter and straight into the fryer, to order.
  5. Service is straight from the hatch, then we pack up.

How to prepare

  • Choose a level, firm spot for the van
  • Plan a bit of cover near the hatch if rain is likely
  • Give us your final numbers and allergies

Get a quote

Getting a quote is simple: tell us the date, place, numbers and serving time. We will come back with a clear quote.

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Planning help

A chip van compared with other options

For a staff treat people will remember, a chip van is hard to beat. Most vans have a minimum charge, because the van, fuel and travel cost the same for a small group. Ask us what applies to your staff event.

Why book our van in Onslow Village

  • A quote that spells everything out
  • Mushy peas, curry sauce and gravy on the side
  • We cover Onslow Village and the whole of Surrey
  • Hot food handed straight over

Read how we price or our guide to van hire costs.

Prices and what affects them

There is nothing hidden: the quote reflects:

  • How long we serve
  • How many people are eating
  • How easy the site is to reach
  • The minimum booking

Dates make a difference: summer Saturdays and December Fridays are the busiest days of the year. Ask about your date early.

What to tell us

When you contact us, it helps to tell us:

  • The date and when you’d like to eat
  • How to get in: gates, lanes and ground
  • Expected numbers
  • Where you’d like the van to go

A detailed enquiry gets a more accurate quote: the parking spot, access, numbers and serving time. Photos of the spot and the way in help. To send your details, use our quote form.

Onslow Village questions

Can the van park in Broadstreet?

Only with permission from the park’s owner, generally the council. Ask them first, and tell us what they say.

What’s the nearest station to Onslow Village?

Guildford station, about 1 mile east of the centre.

Can we pay by invoice?

We’ll explain how it works when we quote.

Can you cook in the rain?

Rain doesn’t stop the fryers: the cooking is inside the van. It’s worth planning some cover for the queue.

Do you have allergen information?

Yes, we can tell you which allergens are in each item. Fish and gluten are the main ones in battered fish. Send us any allergies in writing.

Can you park on the road outside?

Only in a legal space, or with the council’s permission. Ask your council early.

Which areas do you serve?

London and the South East: Kent, Surrey, East and West Sussex, Hampshire, Berkshire, Bucks, Oxfordshire and the Isle of Wight, including Onslow Village.

What does it cost to hire the van?

The price depends on numbers, menu, service time and travel. Tell us about your staff event and we will send a quote.

  • Fried fresh to order in the van at your event
  • Cod, haddock and chips, sausages and pies
  • The van comes to you: homes, venues, workplaces and fields
  • Served at the time you choose, from the hatch

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