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Corporate fish and chip catering in Selham, West Sussex
Planning a fish and chip van for your team in Selham? The van comes to your venue, home or workplace and fry fresh while your staff queue at the hatch.
- Thank-you lunches for the team
- Charity days
- Fish Friday treats
Corporate fish and chip catering for Selham events
How our corporate fish and chip catering works in Selham
A chip van lunch is one of the simplest ways to say thank you to a team. There’s no room to book and no kitchen needed, and it gets people talking. Typical bookings include summer team days and project milestones, serving cod and chips, mushy peas and pie and chips.
For farms and rural sites near Selham, we can bring a hot lunch to the yard. Tell us about access. Food is served straight from the hatch, so it’s hot and generous, and service is quick once we’re up and running.
- Where
- Selham (GU28)
- Region
- West Sussex
- On the menu
- Cod, haddock, chips, sausages, pies
- Sides
- Curry sauce, mushy peas and gravy
- Price
- Quoted for your event
- Page updated
- 24 October 2026
Step by step
We get there well before service, park the van and get the fryers going. Staff usually gather round the hatch once service starts. Lunchtime bookings in Selham are in daylight all year; winter evening events are dark by about 4:00pm, so evening events need a lit spot. A summer after-work event has daylight until about 9:20pm.
- First, the plan: what, where and what time.
- You hear back on the date and the price.
- The van’s spot is fixed in advance, and how it gets in.
- On the day, everything is cooked to order, so nothing sits in a hot cabinet.
- The pitch is left tidy when we go.
Preparing for the day
- Send us final numbers and any allergies in good time
- Leave room in front of the hatch for a queue
- Tell us when you want to eat
Getting a price
We quote for each event separately, so the price fits what you actually need. For a quote, use our quote form.
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Common questions in Selham
Is Selham close to London?
Roughly 44 miles from the centre of London.
Do you come out to small places like Selham?
Not at all. We serve villages and hamlets as well as towns. Let us know about access and parking.
How do you handle allergies?
We provide allergen information for everything we serve. Battered fish contains fish and, in standard batter, gluten. Send us any allergies in writing.
Can the van park on grass?
Often, if the ground is firm and dry. After heavy rain, soft grass can be a problem for any vehicle, so have a hard-surface back-up.
Who clears up?
We pack up and leave the pitch tidy when service is finished. Tell us where bins can go for people’s paper and trays.
When do you arrive?
We arrive well before service to park and heat the fryers. We will agree arrival and serving times with you.
What do we need to supply?
Let us know about power and water at the site when you enquire, and we’ll say what we need.
How quickly can you serve everyone?
A short menu and staggered groups keep things moving. Tell us your timings and we’ll advise.
Food your guests will love
Cod and chips
Cod is the classic: mild, white and flaky, and it is the favourite in much of the south. We batter it and fry it to order.
Sausage and chips
A sausage and chips is the chip-shop classic for younger staff and fish-dodgers, especially with curry sauce.
Why choose a fish and chip van in Selham?
Compared with a sandwich platter, fish and chips feels like a real thank-you. If you have a budget in mind, tell us, and we will suggest a menu and timing to match. A short menu is frequently the best value.
Why Selham hosts choose us
- A menu almost everyone likes
- Rain does not stop the fryers
- Hot food handed straight over
- The queue at the hatch gets people talking
Where the van can park in Selham
Plenty of places work for the van, but there are a few things to check:
- A level hardstanding, drive or firm lawn
- Confirmation that the van can park there
- A short walk from the party
If you are unsure, send a picture of the space and the way in, and we’ll say what we think.
On the menu in Selham
- Pie and chips
- Sausage and chips
- Cod and chips
- Haddock and chips
- Mushy peas
- Staff lunches
Planning for dietary needs
With a little notice, diets are easier to plan for. Our advice:
- Ask staff to pre-order
- Send round an allergy question
- Give us break and shift times
- Let us know about coeliac disease
For shift teams, we serve in waves.
Make it a regular thing: monthly or quarterly.
Organising for someone else?
For repeat bookings, such as regular staff lunches or annual fairs, let us know your dates early, so we can plan ahead.
For larger numbers, tell us how long you have for food, so we can plan service to match. Staggering groups helps a lot.
Nearby places to Selham
What else we do in Selham
What affects the price in Selham
Fish and chip van pricing is simple once we know the basics:
- How easy the site is to reach
- Distance and any road charges
- Your choice of menu
- Any minimum charge
Comparing vans? Look at what each quote includes: hours, menu, travel, minimum charge and VAT. We set ours out clearly.
Details that help
For a quote, it helps to have:
- Your date and serving time
- Access details such as gates and narrow lanes
- The spot you have in mind for the van
- Dietary needs, with numbers
We only need a few details to quote: the date, where the van would park, roughly how many people and when you’d like to eat. To send them, use our quote form.
Staff lunches in Selham: access and travel
Selham is about 8 miles south of Haslemere, in West Sussex. Bookings in Selham come in all shapes and sizes, but the plan is always the same: somewhere to park, a time to serve and fresh frying. Selham is one of 371 places in West Sussex we cover. Our bookings stretch from Selham to Guildford (about 19 miles away).
Selham is about 44 miles from central London. The South Downs National Park is within about 3 miles, which suits team days in the countryside.
For staff events in GU28, we just need to know where the van can park and roughly how many staff. Close by, we cover staff events in South Ambersham (1 mile west), River (2 miles north), Tillington (2 miles north-east), Upperton (2 miles north-east) and Rotherbridge (2 miles east). We also serve nearby towns such as Bognor Regis (13 miles south), Chichester (11 miles south-west), Littlehampton (13 miles south-east), Emsworth (14 miles south-west), Rustington (14 miles south-east) and Storrington (11 miles east).
A little further out are Midhurst Community Hospital (2.9 miles west) and Coultershaw Heritage Site (2.5 miles east). Open spaces near Selham include Graffham Common.
Should I sort the food myself?
Ordering in from a local chip shop is an option. The problem is timing: big orders take a long time, and the food is cooling while it travels. A van solves that by cooking on site.
Ordering from a local shop? Call ahead and collect at the last minute. For a crowd, a van is typically simpler.
- Fried fresh to order in the van at your event
- Cod, haddock and chips, sausages and pies
- The van comes to you: homes, venues, workplaces and fields
- Served at the time you choose, from the hatch