Buckinghamshire · England
Corporate Fish and Chip Catering in Swan Bottom
We bring a fish and chip van for your team across Swan Bottom and Buckinghamshire, cooking to order on site and serving from the hatch.
- A monthly Fish Friday
- Thank-you lunches for the team
- Celebrating a big win
Corporate fish and chip catering in Swan Bottom
What comes out of the fryer
Pie and chips
Pie and chips is hearty and filling, and it is especially welcome on a cold day.
Haddock and chips
Some people swear by haddock: sweeter and a touch firmer than cod. Ask us about offering haddock alongside or instead of cod.
Corporate fish and chip catering for your staff event in Swan Bottom
It suits office staff, drivers, warehouse teams and site crews alike, because fish and chips is food everyone knows. Whether it is staff appreciation days and summer team days, we’ll put together a menu of sausage and chips, cod and chips and haddock and chips and more.
Near Swan Bottom, workplaces can be far from shops, which makes a chip van a real treat. We cook inside the van, right where your staff are, so the batter is still crisp when it is handed over.
- Location
- Swan Bottom (HP16)
- Area hub
- Buckinghamshire
- Menu
- Cod, haddock, chips, sausages, pies
- On the side
- Gravy, mushy peas, curry sauce
- Quotes
- Quoted for your event
- Updated
- 24 October 2026
Workplace catering around Swan Bottom
Swan Bottom is about 4 miles north-west of Chesham, in Buckinghamshire. We park up at drives, car parks, yards and venues around Swan Bottom. We take the van to 263 places across Buckinghamshire. Our nearest city page is Milton Keynes, about 21 miles away.
Within reach of Swan Bottom are historic houses such as Cholesbury Manor House (2.1 miles north-east). Estates and historic houses can make memorable settings for client events, but they generally set strict rules for vehicles. Swan Bottom sits roughly 31 miles from central London, well within our area. The Chilterns National Landscape is within about 3 miles, which suits team days in the countryside.
We take the van to staff events all over HP16 and the streets around it. We also bring the van to staff events in Lee Common (1 mile south-east), Ballinger Common (1 mile south-east) and South Heath (2 miles south). Within a short drive, we also cover Aylesbury (7 miles north-west), High Wycombe (8 miles south), Chesham (4 miles south-east), Marlow (12 miles south), Amersham (6 miles south-east) and Beaconsfield (9 miles south).
Nearby you’ll also find Roald Dahl Museum and Story Centre (2.6 miles south) and Chiltern Hospital (3.4 miles south). Open spaces near Swan Bottom include Dancersend Nature Reserve and Haddington Hill.
- Local pubs include The Old Swan pub (under half a mile north)
FAQs for Swan Bottom
Is Swan Bottom close to London?
About 31 miles from central London, and we cover it as standard.
Do you come out to small places like Swan Bottom?
No, we come to small places too. Let us know about access and parking.
Where do you take the van?
London and South East England: Kent, Surrey, East and West Sussex, Hampshire, Berkshire, Bucks, Oxfordshire and the Isle of Wight.
Can you serve each shift?
Give us the break times and we’ll serve in waves.
Is grass a problem?
Usually, if it’s firm and dry. After heavy rain, soft grass can be a problem for any vehicle, so have a hard-surface back-up.
How long are you on site?
That depends on your numbers and timings. We confirm all the timings beforehand.
Where will the van go on our site?
Your facilities team decides, but car parks and yards normally work well.
What does it cost to hire the van?
The price depends on numbers, menu, service time and travel. Tell us about your staff event and we will send a quote.
Planning for dietary needs
A little planning makes sure everyone is looked after. Here’s how:
- Ask staff to pre-order
- Ask staff about allergies with a simple form
- Agree the van’s spot with facilities
- Send allergies to us in writing
We can serve each shift in turn.
Cover near the van keeps the queue dry.
Events we cater in Swan Bottom
It is memorable.
If you are planning any of these, we can help:
- A monthly Fish Friday
- Lunch for site crews
- Open days and customer events
- Summer staff parties
Teams travelling in by rail can use the station: the closest railway station is Great Missenden station, roughly 2.5 miles south of the centre.
Comparing caterers
- Whether there’s a minimum
- Whether travel is included
- The deposit and payment dates
- VAT, if it applies
For event organisers in Swan Bottom
If you are organising for someone else, such as a wedding planner, an office manager or a fête committee, we are happy to deal with you and the venue directly. It saves passing messages back and forth.
For larger numbers, tell us how long you have for food, so we can plan service to match. Staggering groups helps a lot.
Towns and villages near Swan Bottom
Also in Swan Bottom
Space, access and the venue
The right spot keeps everyone safe and the service smooth. We need:
- A clear area by the serving hatch
- A level, firm spot the van can drive onto
- Light near the van and the queue for evening service
Not sure about the spot? Send us a picture and we will tell you honestly.
From the hatch
- Mushy peas
- Haddock and chips
- Cod and chips
- Sausage and chips
- Staff lunches
- Pie and chips
What affects the price in Swan Bottom
Two events with the same numbers can cost different amounts, depending on:
- Access and parking
- How many people are eating
- Cod, haddock or both
- Travel, tolls and road charges
Got a budget? Let us know, and we will suggest a menu and timing to match. A short menu is frequently the best value.
What we need to know
Good planning starts with a few facts. Please include:
- How to get in: gates, lanes and ground
- The date and time of the event
- Where the event is
- Roughly how many people, including children
Each quote is put together for your staff event. Give us your date first, and we’ll confirm whether we’re available that day.
The process
We arrive on time, pulls onto the spot you’ve chosen. Once the oil is hot, the first portions go out right on schedule. A lunch-break van visit in Swan Bottom is always in daylight, but later events need lighting: it is dark by about 3:55pm in December.
- First, tell us about your staff event.
- We check the date and where the van will park, then send a quote.
- Timings and the van’s spot are agreed in advance.
- On the day, we park up and fry fresh for your staff.
- Everything goes out hot from the hatch, and we pack up afterwards.
Preparing for the day
- Clear the route for the van
- Share the timings for the day
- Plan where the queue will stand
Ask for a quote
To get a price, fill in our quote form. Give us the details of your staff event, and we’ll check the date and send a price.
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Why fried-to-order beats a buffet
For a staff treat people will remember, a fish and chip van is a great choice. The price depends on numbers, the menu and how long we serve, plus travel and access. We quote for each booking individually.
Why us?
- The queue at the hatch gets people talking
- Rain does not stop the fryers
- All the chip-shop extras
- Served hot, straight from the hatch
See our prices page and the cost guide.
- Fried fresh to order in the van at your event
- Cod, haddock and chips, sausages and pies
- The van comes to you: homes, venues, workplaces and fields
- Served at the time you choose, from the hatch