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Party Fish and Chip Van in Swift's Green

Something for almost everyone: fish and chips, sausages and pies, plus mushy peas, curry sauce and gravy on the side. Party fish and chip van in Swift's Green.

  • Street parties
  • Engagement parties
  • Kids’ birthday parties

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Party fish and chip van in Swift's Green

Party fish and chip van in Swift's Green, fried fresh

With a chip van, the host gets to enjoy the party too. The van parks, the fryers go on and the food goes out hot. Typical bookings include engagement parties and get-togethers with old friends, serving curry sauce, haddock and chips and mushy peas.

A country party near Swift's Green is perfect for fish and chips: cooked to order and eaten on the lawn. Plan a firm spot in case it rains. Timings are planned around your party, so the food is ready when you want to eat.

Two pieces of battered fish with chips and a pot of sauce
Location
Swift's Green (TN27)
Region
Kent
Menu
Fish and chips, sausages, pies
Sides
Curry sauce, mushy peas and gravy
Quotes
Quoted for your event
Last updated
24 October 2026

What affects the price in Swift's Green

Fish and chip van pricing is simple once we know the basics:

  • The menu and how many choices
  • Parking and the way in
  • The length of service
  • Travel, tolls and road charges

Many fish and chip vans set a minimum, because the van, fuel and travel cost the same for a small group. We’ll tell you up front.

What to tell us

To check availability and price, we need:

  • Dietary needs, with numbers
  • The spot you have in mind for the van
  • Roughly how many people, including children
  • A photo of the parking spot

To get a price, use our quote form. Give us the details of your party, and we’ll check the date and send a price.

Common questions in Swift's Green

Do you come out to small places like Swift's Green?

No, we come to small places too. Let us know about access and parking.

How far is Swift's Green from London?

Roughly 40 miles from the centre of London.

How much space do you need?

A level, firm spot it can drive onto, near your guests, with room for a queue at the hatch. Mention any narrow gates or soft ground.

What do we need to supply?

Tell us what’s available at the site in your enquiry, and we will confirm what we need.

Can you do something for the children?

Yes. Sausage and chips is a favourite with children. Tell us how many are coming.

Do you do anything other than fish?

Yes: sausages and pies, with chips. Give us a rough idea of numbers.

Do you have a kids’ option?

Of course. Sausage and chips is a favourite with children. Include children in your numbers.

How do you handle allergies?

Yes, we can tell you which allergens are in each item. Battered fish contains fish and, in standard batter, gluten. Send us any allergies in writing.

Perfect for your party in Swift's Green

Fresh food beats a tired buffet, especially as the evening cools.

Whatever the occasion in Swift's Green, a chip van is a crowd-pleaser. We regularly serve:

  • Anniversary celebrations
  • Milestone birthdays
  • Family reunions
  • Christenings and naming days

For guests coming by train, the closest railway station is Headcorn station, roughly 2.1 miles west of the centre.

What to look for in a quote

  • The van’s size and access needs
  • How many hours the van serves
  • Whether there is a minimum
  • Travel, tolls and road charges

Our booking checklist

Swift's Green parties: what to know

Swift's Green is about 9 miles west of Ashford, in Kent. Anywhere in TN27, we’ll come to your venue, home or workplace. We cover all 922 towns and villages across Kent, from the larger towns to small villages. You can also see our page for Canterbury, about 19 miles away.

The Kent Downs National Landscape is within about 7 miles of Swift's Green, so a garden party here comes with a lovely backdrop.

Wherever your party is in TN27, we can fry fresh for your guests, from busy streets to quiet lanes. Other places close to Swift's Green we cover include Smarden Bell (1 mile south), Southernden (1 mile north), Smarden (1 mile south-east), Biddenden Green (1 mile south-east) and Monk's Hill (2 miles south). We also serve nearby towns such as Maidstone (9 miles north-west), Ashford (9 miles east), Sittingbourne (12 miles north), Faversham (14 miles north-east), Kings Hill (14 miles north-west) and Davington (14 miles north-east).

Other landmarks nearby include Kent Firefighting Museum (3.3 miles south-west) and Romden Castle (2.1 miles south-east).

  • Local pubs include The Bell Inn (0.9 miles south)
Map of Swift's Green © OpenStreetMap contributors

How it works

We arrive in good time before you want to eat, set up and bring the oil up to temperature. Your guests can wander over to the hatch as soon as we open. At midsummer, it’s light in Swift's Green until about 9:15pm, which gives a garden party a long evening. In late September it is dark by about 7:00pm; add lights for the evening.

  1. We start with a few details about your party.
  2. You get an availability check and a clear quote.
  3. Timings and the van’s spot are agreed in advance.
  4. On the day, we park up and fry fresh for your guests.
  5. Everything goes out hot from the hatch, and we pack up afterwards.

Preparing for the day

  • Let us know who to talk to on the day
  • Think about a gazebo by the van in case of rain
  • Have a level parking spot ready

Ask for a quote

Thinking about a fish and chip van for your party for your party in Swift's Green? Tell us what you have in mind and we will come back with a quote. Just send us your details through our quote form.

Tell us about your event

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A fish and chip van or other catering?

Hiring a hall and a caterer adds up. With a van, home becomes the venue. Cost depends on numbers, menu and service time, plus travel and access. Every booking gets its own quote.

Why book with us

  • Rain does not stop the fryers
  • A clear quote before booking
  • Fish and chips fried fresh on site
  • Something for guests to gather round

Take a look at our pricing and the cost guide.

A closer look at the menu

Cod and chips

Cod is the classic: mild, white and flaky, and it is what most people in the south ask for. It is battered and fried to order.

Sausage and chips

A sausage and chips is the chip-shop classic for younger guests and fish-dodgers, especially with curry sauce.

Takeaway run or book a van?

Collecting fish and chips for a crowd yourself is possible, but it is hard work. By the time you’ve queued, paid and driven back, the batter has gone soft. A van fries it right there, so it is crisp.

Ordering in from a local chip shop is an option. Large orders are slow, and the food cools in the bags. A van cooks in front of your guests instead.

For planners, venues and organisers

Parks, greens and streets normally need permission for a catering van. The council or landowner will tell you what they need.

If you run the same event each year, tell us your dates early, so we can hold the date.

Looking after everyone

Nearly every event has some special diets. To look after them:

  • Ask guests about allergies when they reply
  • Check parking restrictions if the van is on the street
  • Mention the van to neighbours
  • Tell us how many children are coming

Put bins and napkins near the hatch.

A gazebo by the hatch keeps the queue dry.

  • Fried fresh to order in the van at your event
  • Cod, haddock and chips, sausages and pies
  • The van comes to you: homes, venues, workplaces and fields
  • Served at the time you choose, from the hatch

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