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Corporate Fish and Chip Catering in Telegraph Hill
We bring a fish and chip van for your team to Telegraph Hill and nearby, frying fresh at your venue.
- Summer team days
- Warehouse, depot and site teams
- Friday lunch treats
Planning an event in Telegraph Hill?
Corporate fish and chip catering in Telegraph Hill, cooked to order
We plan service around your breaks and shifts, so nobody misses out. We’re often asked to cater charity days and leaving dos, serving haddock and chips, cod and chips and sausage and chips.
Around Telegraph Hill, workplace bookings tend to use car parks, yards and loading bays. Facilities teams generally need to approve the van, and access needs planning. Let us know about allergies and dietary needs in advance, and we’ll tell you honestly what we can offer.
- Where
- Telegraph Hill (SE4, SE15, SE14)
- County
- Greater London
- On the menu
- Fish and chips, sausages, pies
- Sides
- Curry sauce, mushy peas and gravy
- Quotes
- Contact us for a quote
- Updated
- 24 October 2026
Workplace catering around Telegraph Hill
Telegraph Hill is about 1 mile south-west of New Cross, in Greater London. Telegraph Hill is well within our area, so all we need is your date, a parking spot and a time to serve. Telegraph Hill is one of 764 towns and villages in Greater London we cover.
Within reach of Telegraph Hill are historic houses such as Queen's House (2 miles north-east) and Kingswood House (2.9 miles south-west). Estates and historic houses can make memorable settings for client events, but they generally set strict rules for vehicles.
Here we cover the SE4, SE15 and SE14 postcode area, and we can serve your staff event anywhere in it. Whether your staff event is on Mona Road, Pepys Road and Kitto Road or a nearby road, we can park up and fry there. Neighbouring places where we serve staff events include Nunhead (1 mile south-west), New Cross (1 mile north-east), Peckham (1 mile north-west), St Johns (1 mile east) and Brockley (1 mile south-east). Larger places within reach include London (3 miles north-west), City of Westminster (6 miles north-west), Marylebone (6 miles north-west), Kensington (7 miles west), St Pancras (5 miles north-west) and Shoreditch (4 miles north).
Well-known places in the area include Lewisham Shopping Centre (1.4 miles east) and Nunhead (under half a mile west). Within reach you’ll find St. James's Park Lake and New Cross Gate Cutting.
- Local schools include Haberdashers' Hatcham College (within half a mile north) and Southwark Free School (1.3 miles north-west)
- Local pubs include The Brockley Barge pub (under half a mile south-east)
Events we cater in Telegraph Hill
Companies book a chip van because it is a treat that suits everyone, from the boardroom to the loading bay.
The van suits big events and small ones. Typical bookings include:
- A monthly Fish Friday
- Lunch for site crews
- End-of-project celebrations
- Summer staff parties
For staff and visitors coming by train, there’s a station right in Telegraph Hill: Brockley station.
Before booking anyone
- How long service runs, and what happens if you overrun
- Payment terms and deposit
- If the price includes VAT
- How much space the van takes up
How the day works
It’s a relaxed, well-organised set-up. We agree arrival and serving times in advance, park on the agreed spot, and cook and serve without fuss. A lunch-break van visit in Telegraph Hill is always in daylight, but later events need lighting: it’s dark by about 3:55pm in December.
- You share your date, numbers and address.
- We check access for the van and quote.
- We arrive early to park and heat the fryers.
- Fish goes into the batter and straight into the fryer, to order.
- Service is straight from the hatch, then we pack up.
How to prepare
- Let us know who to talk to on the day
- Check the way in for low branches, cables and narrow gates
- Plan where the queue will stand
How to get a price
To get a price, send us your details through our quote form. Tell us about your staff event in Telegraph Hill, and we’ll come back with availability and a quote.
Planning help
Planners, venues and businesses
Organising a club, school or community event in Telegraph Hill? Fish and chips is a reliable crowd-pleaser. Tell us about the event and we’ll take it from there.
For larger numbers, tell us how long you have for food, so we can plan how to keep the queue short. Staggering groups helps a lot.
Cannot we just order from the chip shop?
Not sure whether to order in or book a van? Think about numbers, timing and how hot you want the food. Ask us for a quote and compare.
For a small group, making your own food can work. For bigger numbers, a van makes life easier, and nobody has to miss the staff event.
Where the van can park in Telegraph Hill
If a spot is not suitable, we’ll tell you, and help find another. The main points are:
- Somewhere close to where people will eat
- Lighting nearby for evening events
- A clear way in, with no low branches, cables or narrow gates
As a London location, Telegraph Hill is inside the Ultra Low Emission Zone, and parking takes planning: tell us about driveways, yards, car parks or a council parking suspension.
If in doubt, send us a picture of the spot and we’ll advise before booking.
On the menu in Telegraph Hill
- Sausage and chips
- Haddock and chips
- Mushy peas
- Staff lunches
- Pie and chips
- Cod and chips
The menu, dish by dish
Pie and chips
A pie and chips is proper comfort food, and it’s a favourite in colder months.
Sausage and chips
A sausage and chips is the chip-shop classic for younger staff and fish-dodgers, especially with curry sauce.
FAQs for Telegraph Hill
What’s the nearest station to Telegraph Hill?
Telegraph Hill has its own station: Brockley station.
What about parking in Telegraph Hill?
London parking needs planning: let us know about off-street space or permits. We will plan around it.
How long will the queue be?
A short menu and staggered groups keep things moving. We will talk it through when we quote.
Do you have a kids’ option?
Yes, children are easy to cater for. Tell us how many children, and we will include them in the plan.
When should we book?
Early, particularly for summer Saturdays and Christmas party Fridays. Ask about your date even if it’s soon.
Who clears up?
We clear the van’s area after service. Let us know about bins for staff.
Does the batter contain gluten?
Our battered fish contains gluten, because standard batter uses wheat flour. Let us know about coeliac staff in advance, and we will be straight with you about what’s possible.
Is there a non-fish option?
There is: sausages and pies, with chips. Give us a rough idea of numbers.
Allergies and dietary needs
A little planning makes sure everyone is looked after. Try these:
- Flag any coeliac staff
- Put allergy details in writing
- Collect allergies in advance
- Give us break and shift times
Plan the queue away from vehicle routes.
Cover near the van keeps the queue dry.
Is a fish and chip van right for your staff event?
For a staff treat people will remember, a chip van is hard to beat. Travel, tolls and charges such as ULEZ can affect the price, so tell us exactly where your staff event is.
Why us?
- Events in Telegraph Hill and across Greater London
- A menu almost everyone likes
- All the chip-shop extras
- Quick service from the hatch
Take a look at how we price and what a fish and chip van costs.
Other occasions in Telegraph Hill
- Fried fresh to order in the van at your event
- Cod, haddock and chips, sausages and pies
- The van comes to you: homes, venues, workplaces and fields
- Served at the time you choose, from the hatch