East Sussex · England
Corporate Fish and Chip Catering in Telscombe Cliffs
Treat your staff to fresh fish and chips at your staff event in Telscombe Cliffs. We park up, heat the fryers and cook to order, so nothing sits waiting in a tray.
- Retirement and leaving lunches
- Customer days
- Friday lunch treats
Book the van in Telscombe Cliffs
Corporate fish and chip catering in Telscombe Cliffs, cooked to order
Whether it’s a Friday treat or an end-of-quarter thank you, the van makes the day feel special. For thank-you lunches for the team and customer days, we can cook pie and chips, cod and chips and haddock and chips and more.
For businesses around Telscombe Cliffs, a staff lunch in the yard is easy to arrange. Let us know about the site. We bring the van and everything we need to cook, and we leave the pitch tidy when we go.
- Where
- Telscombe Cliffs (BN10)
- Region
- East Sussex
- From the fryer
- Cod and haddock, chips, sausages and pies
- Extras
- Curry sauce, mushy peas and gravy
- Quote
- Contact us for a quote
- Page updated
- 24 October 2026
Prices and what affects them
We’ll give you a clear quote. What affects it most:
- The number of meals
- The date and time of year
- The minimum booking
- How easy the site is to reach
Got a budget? Let us know, and we’ll suggest how to make it work. A short menu is frequently the best value.
What we need to know
Here’s what makes a quick, accurate quote possible:
- The address or venue name
- Expected numbers
- Anything awkward about the way in
- A photo of the parking spot
The quickest way to a quote is to fill in our quote form. Tell us about your staff event in Telscombe Cliffs, and we will come back with availability and a quote.
A closer look at the menu
Curry sauce
The chip shop’s own curry sauce is mild and a little sweet, great with chips and sausages.
Mushy peas
Mushy peas are made from dried marrowfat peas, soaked and cooked until soft. They’re the side most people expect.
Cannot we just order from the chip shop?
If you do order from a chip shop, ring well ahead and collect as close to eating time as you can. For a crowd, a van is usually simpler.
For a small group, making your own food can work. For bigger numbers, a van makes life easier, and you get to enjoy the day.
Step by step
A typical booking goes like this: we arrive, park up and set up, the fryers heat up, and food goes out hot at the agreed time. Summer events after work in Telscombe Cliffs have light until about 9:15pm; in late May it is about 8:50pm.
- Start with three things: the date, the place and a rough headcount.
- A picture of the parking spot helps us check the van will fit.
- A week or so before, we confirm timings and numbers.
- The van rolls up, the hatch opens and the fryers get going for your staff.
- Once the last portion is out, we pack up and go.
Before we arrive
- Plan where the queue will stand
- Clear the route for the van
- Think about a gazebo by the van in case of rain
How to get a price
Most quotes start with a few simple details: date, address, numbers and serving time. To send them, send us your details through our quote form.
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Planning the van’s spot
A fish and chip van is a vehicle, so the spot matters, and a little planning goes a long way. Here’s what we look for:
- A level, firm spot the van can drive onto
- Room in front of the hatch for a queue
- The site’s agreement to a catering van
Not sure about the spot? Send us a picture and we will tell you honestly before you book.
Popular choices
- Pie and chips
- Cod and chips
- Staff lunches
- Sausage and chips
- Mushy peas
- Haddock and chips
Your questions about a fish and chip van for your team in Telscombe Cliffs
How far is Telscombe Cliffs from London?
About 49 miles from central London, and we cover it as standard.
Which station is closest to Telscombe Cliffs?
The closest is Newhaven Town station, roughly 2.9 miles away.
How much is fish and chip van hire?
The price depends on numbers, menu, service time and travel. Tell us about your staff event and we’ll send a quote.
Where will the van go on our site?
Generally, if there’s a level spot and the site allows it. We’ll agree the exact spot with you or facilities.
Do you need power or water?
A suitable spot for the van and permission to park there. Mention any power or water available and we’ll confirm the rest.
What can staff choose from?
Proper fish and chips, plus sausage or pie and chips. The sides are mushy peas, curry sauce and gravy.
Do you fry it on site?
Yes, always. Everything is fried fresh in the van, then handed over hot from the hatch.
When do you arrive?
We get there in good time to set up. Timings are agreed in advance so food is ready when you want it.
Planners, venues and businesses
Many venues set rules for catering vans: parking spots, arrival times and documents. Send us your venue’s requirements and we will work through them with you.
For larger numbers, tell us how long you have for food, so we can plan how to keep the queue short. Staggering groups helps a lot.
Diets, allergies and planning
We take allergies seriously. Here’s how you can help:
- Send round an allergy question
- Ask facilities about access
- Tell us exactly when each group can eat
- Consider a pre-order list
Keep the queue clear of fire exits and traffic in the car park or yard.
Tell the team in advance: it’s half the fun.
Planning a team lunch in Telscombe Cliffs
Telscombe Cliffs is about 3 miles west of Newhaven, in East Sussex. Tell us where your staff event in Telscombe Cliffs will be, and we will plan the route and the parking spot. Telscombe Cliffs is one of 289 towns and villages in East Sussex we cover. We serve events right across the region, from Telscombe Cliffs to Brighton (6 miles away).
For staff and visitors coming by train, Newhaven Town station is about 2.9 miles away. Telscombe Cliffs is about 49 miles from central London. The South Downs National Park is within about 6 miles, which suits team days in the countryside. The coast is within about 6 miles, so a chip van lunch feels like a day at the seaside.
Wherever your staff event is in BN10, we can fry fresh for your staff. We can serve a staff event on streets such as Park Avenue, Ambleside Avenue and Park View Rise, as long as there is somewhere for the van. For staff events just outside Telscombe Cliffs, we cover Telscombe (1 mile north), Peacehaven (1 mile east), East Saltdean (1 mile west), Saltdean (1 mile west) and Piddinghoe (2 miles east). Within a short drive, we also cover Eastbourne (13 miles east), Seaford (5 miles east), Lewes (5 miles north), Hailsham (12 miles east), Uckfield (13 miles north-east) and Newhaven (3 miles east).
Nearby you’ll also find Planet Earth Museum (2.8 miles east) and Chailey Heritage Marine Hospital (3.7 miles east). Open spaces near Telscombe Cliffs include Itford Hill and Beacon Hill Local Nature Reserve.
- Schools near Telscombe Cliffs include Peacehaven Community School (0.6 miles east)
- Nearby, you’ll find Smugglers Rest pub (0.6 miles west)
Places near Telscombe Cliffs
What else we do in Telscombe Cliffs
Events we cater in Telscombe Cliffs
A van lunch is a staff treat almost everyone appreciates, from the boardroom to the loading bay.
Big or small, the van works the same way. Typical bookings include:
- Charity and fundraising days at work
- Open days and customer events
- End-of-project celebrations
- Lunch for site crews
Nearby historic houses include Monk's House (3 miles north-east) and Anne of Cleves House (4.9 miles north). Estates and historic houses can make memorable settings for client events, but they typically set strict rules for vehicles.
Comparing caterers
- What happens if plans change
- When final numbers are due
- How long service runs, and what happens if you overrun
- If the price includes VAT
- Fried fresh to order in the van at your event
- Cod, haddock and chips, sausages and pies
- The van comes to you: homes, venues, workplaces and fields
- Served at the time you choose, from the hatch