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Corporate fish and chip catering in Telscombe, East Sussex
Corporate fish and chip catering in Telscombe: cod, haddock and chips fried to order, and served hot from the hatch.
- Warehouse, depot and site teams
- Fish Friday treats
- Summer staff parties
Planning an event in Telscombe?
Common questions in Telscombe
Can the van go to venues in the South Downs National Park?
Yes. Some venues there have rules about vehicles and ground, so check with yours. We will follow the site rules.
Can you serve near the sea around Telscombe?
Yes, of course. The cooking is inside the van, so wind does not affect it, but the queue will want shelter.
What areas do you cover?
London and South East England: Kent, Surrey, East and West Sussex, Hampshire, Berkshire, Bucks, Oxfordshire and the Isle of Wight, including Telscombe.
Do you do anything other than fish?
Yes: sausages and pies, with chips. Give us a rough idea of numbers.
Can you park in our car park or yard?
Often, with a level spot and the site’s agreement. We will agree the exact spot with you or facilities.
How much is fish and chip van hire?
The price depends on numbers, menu, service time and travel. Send us the details for a quote.
Do you clear up afterwards?
We pack up and leave the pitch tidy when service is finished. Let us know about bins for staff.
Do we need to provide anything?
Let us know about power and water at the site when you enquire, and we’ll say what we need.
Corporate fish and chip catering in Telscombe, fried fresh
Office teams, drivers and warehouse staff all love it, because fish and chips is food everyone knows. Typical bookings include shift teams at depots and warehouses and open days and customer events, with haddock and chips, sausage and chips and pie and chips.
Around Telscombe, teams work at farms, workshops and units. A chip van suits all of them. Food is served straight from the hatch, so it is hot and generous, and service is quick once we are up and running.
- Where
- Telscombe (BN10, BN2, BN7)
- County
- East Sussex
- From the fryer
- Fish and chips, sausages, pies
- Extras
- Curry sauce, mushy peas and gravy
- Quotes
- Contact us for a quote
- Updated
- 24 October 2026
Telscombe for staff days and team lunches
Telscombe is about 6 miles east of Brighton, in East Sussex. Telscombe is well within our area, so all we need is your date, a parking spot and a time to serve. We cover 289 places in East Sussex. Our bookings stretch from Telscombe to Brighton (6 miles away).
Commuters will know that Southease station, about 2.6 miles north-east, is the nearest station. Telscombe sits roughly 48 miles from central London. With the South Downs National Park within about 5 miles, rural team days are easy to arrange. Within about 6 miles of the sea, fish and chips goes down well with any team.
For staff events in BN10, BN2 and BN7, we just need to know where the van can park and a serving time. We can serve a staff event on streets such as Tor Road, View Road and Firle Road, as long as there is somewhere for the van. Other places close to Telscombe we cover include East Saltdean (1 mile west), Saltdean (1 mile west), Piddinghoe (2 miles east), Rodmell (2 miles north-east) and Rottingdean (3 miles west). We also serve nearby towns such as Eastbourne (13 miles east), Seaford (6 miles east), Lewes (5 miles north), Hailsham (12 miles east), Uckfield (12 miles north-east) and Newhaven (3 miles east).
Other landmarks nearby include Planet Earth Museum (2.8 miles east) and Lewes Castle (4.9 miles north). Green spaces nearby include Itford Hill and Beacon Hill Local Nature Reserve.
- Nearby schools include Peacehaven Community School (0.7 miles south-east)
- Pubs nearby include Smugglers Rest pub (0.7 miles south-west)
Space, access and the venue
A good parking spot makes the whole thing easier. We need:
- Light near the van and the queue for evening service
- A clear way in, with no low branches, cables or narrow gates
- A spot near your staff
If in doubt, send us a picture of the spot and we’ll advise.
From the hatch
- Haddock and chips
- Mushy peas
- Cod and chips
- Staff lunches
- Sausage and chips
- Pie and chips
Step by step
You do not need to do much on the day: show us the spot, tell us when to start, and enjoy your staff event. We handle the cooking and serving. Lunchtime bookings in Telscombe are in daylight all year; winter evening events are dark by about 3:55pm, so plan lighting for later events. Summer events have daylight until around 9:15pm.
- First, tell us about your staff event.
- We check the date and where the van will park, then send a quote.
- We agree timings, access and the parking spot.
- On the day, we park up and fry fresh for your staff.
- We serve from the hatch, then leave the pitch tidy.
Getting ready for the day
- Choose a level, firm spot for the van
- Arrange somewhere dry for the queue
- Make sure the van can get in
Getting a price
Not sure of numbers yet? No problem: give us a rough idea and the date, and we’ll quote on that. To start, use our quote form.
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Takeaway run or book a van?
Doing the food yourself saves money, but the host ends up running around. Booking the van means hot food and no stress.
A DIY buffet works for small groups. For bigger numbers, a van makes life easier, and nobody has to miss the staff event.
A closer look at the menu
Mushy peas
No fish and chips is complete without mushy peas for many people.
Gravy
In the north and the Midlands, gravy is the side of choice, and it goes perfectly with a pie.
Prices and what affects them
Two events with the same numbers can cost different amounts, depending on:
- The number of meals
- How far we travel
- The menu and how many choices
- Whether a minimum applies
Distance and any road charges make a difference, so tell us exactly where your staff event is.
What to tell us
These details help us quote quickly:
- A picture of the parking spot
- Dietary needs, with numbers
- Anything awkward about the way in
- The address or venue name
To get a price, fill in our quote form. Give us the details of your staff event, and we will come back with availability and a quote.
For planners, venues and organisers
Planners and coordinators can contact us directly, and we’ll keep everyone informed on the day.
Organising a club, school or community event in Telscombe? A fish and chip van draws people in and almost everyone likes it. Give us the details and we’ll suggest how it could work.
Nearby places to Telscombe
Other occasions in Telscombe
A chip van compared with other options
A big takeaway order arrives late and lukewarm. A van fries on the spot. A chip van frequently compares well with a plated meal, because it needs no kitchen and no crockery hire. Ask us for a quote.
What you get with us
- Quick service from the hatch
- Fish and chips fried fresh on site
- Works on wet days as well as sunny ones
- Events in Telscombe and across East Sussex
Take a look at our prices page or our guide to van hire costs.
Events we cater in Telscombe
It doesn’t need a meeting room, a kitchen or a restaurant booking, so it is easy to organise.
A fish and chip van suits almost any gathering. People in Telscombe book the van for events such as:
- Retirement send-offs
- Friday lunch treats
- Team away days
- Project milestones
Nearby historic houses include Monk's House (2.7 miles north-east) and Anne of Cleves House (4.6 miles north). Historic venues suit client days, but check their vehicle rules before planning a van.
Comparing caterers
- Whether travel is included
- Whether VAT is included
- How many hours the van serves
- The van’s size and access needs
- Fried fresh to order in the van at your event
- Cod, haddock and chips, sausages and pies
- The van comes to you: homes, venues, workplaces and fields
- Served at the time you choose, from the hatch