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Hampshire · England

Corporate Fish and Chip Catering in The Hummicks

Treat your staff to fresh fish and chips at your staff event in The Hummicks. The van arrives, the fryers go on and everything is cooked to order, so every portion goes out hot.

  • Lunch for site crews
  • Workplace fundraising days
  • Friday lunch treats

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A chip van near The Hummicks

DIY versus a fish and chip van

Doing the food yourself saves money, but the host ends up running around. With a fish and chip van, you get hot food without the work.

Ordering from a local shop? Call ahead and collect at the last minute. For anything more than a handful of people, a van is typically the easier option.

Corporate fish and chip catering for your staff event in The Hummicks

Food is fried to order, so the last person served gets food as hot as the first. Popular choices include pie and chips, cod and chips and sausage and chips, and we’re regularly asked to cater workplace fundraising days and lunch for site crews.

Rural businesses around The Hummicks can be a long way from anywhere to buy lunch, so a chip van lunch is welcome. Everything we need comes with the van, and we pack up and leave the spot as we found it.

Fish and chips plated on a dark dish
Area
The Hummicks (SO42)
Region
Hampshire
Menu
Fish and chips, sausages, pies
Sides
Gravy, mushy peas, curry sauce
Price
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Last updated
24 October 2026

Staff lunches in The Hummicks: access and travel

The Hummicks is about 4 miles south-west of Hythe, in Hampshire. Whether your staff event is in the middle of The Hummicks or on the outskirts, the service works the same way: fresh frying, hot food from the hatch and a clear price. We serve all 683 towns and villages across Hampshire, from the larger towns to small villages. We serve events right across the region, from The Hummicks to Southampton (about 7 miles away).

Nearby historic houses include Beaulieu Palace House (0.9 miles north-west). Estates and historic houses can make memorable settings for client events, but they generally set strict rules for vehicles. With the New Forest National Park within about a mile, rural team days are easy to arrange.

We take the van to staff events all over SO42. For staff events just outside The Hummicks, we cover Bailey's Hard (1 mile south-west), Beaulieu (1 mile north-west), East Boldre (2 miles west), Furzey Lodge (2 miles west) and Dibden Purlieu (3 miles north). Larger places within reach include Gosport (12 miles east), Eastleigh (11 miles north), Fareham (11 miles east), Totton (8 miles north-west), Chandler's Ford (12 miles north) and Hedge End (9 miles north-east).

Well-known places in the area include Beaulieu Abbey And Display Of Monastic Life (1.1 miles north-west) and Lymington New Forest Hospital (5.9 miles south-west).

  • Schools near The Hummicks include The New Forest Academy (2.5 miles north-east)
  • Local pubs include The Montagu Arms (0.9 miles west)
Map of The Hummicks © OpenStreetMap contributors

The process

We need a level, firm place to park the van, near your staff, which we agree with you beforehand. After-work summer events in The Hummicks have daylight until about 9:25pm in late June and 7:10pm in late September; winter events, dark by about 4:00pm, need a lit spot for the van.

  1. We start with a few details about your staff event.
  2. We check the date and where the van will park, then send a quote.
  3. We agree timings, access and the parking spot.
  4. We cook to order on the day for your staff.
  5. Everything goes out hot from the hatch, and we pack up afterwards.

Getting ready for the day

  • Plan where the queue will stand
  • Give us a contact for the day
  • Send us final numbers and any allergies in good time

How to get a price

We quote for each event separately, based on your numbers, timings and travel. For a quote, use our quote form.

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Planning help

A chip van compared with other options

Compared with a sandwich platter, a chip van feels like a proper treat. Cost depends on numbers, menu and service time, plus travel and access. Every booking gets its own quote.

Why book our van in The Hummicks

  • Served hot, straight from the hatch
  • Cod, haddock, sausages and pies
  • The classic sides: peas, curry sauce and gravy
  • Something for staff to gather round

See our prices page and the cost guide.

Diets, allergies and planning

We need to know about dietary needs and allergies in advance, and we’ll be straight with you about what’s possible. To get it right:

  • Consider a pre-order list
  • Share the shift pattern
  • Put allergy details in writing
  • Ask staff about allergies with a simple form

Bins and napkins by the van make it easy.

A sign in reception or a team message builds the excitement.

What affects the price in The Hummicks

There are no hidden charges: the price is based on:

  • The length of service
  • The minimum booking
  • Numbers
  • Cod, haddock or both

If you have a budget in mind, tell us, and we will suggest a menu and timing to match. Keeping the menu short is normally the best value.

What to tell us

We can quote more accurately with a few details. Here’s what to include:

  • The address or venue name
  • The date and when you’d like to eat
  • Any dietary needs and allergies
  • Rough numbers for adults and children

Getting a quote is simple: share your date, address, rough numbers and when you’d like to eat. We’ll send a clear quote that says what’s included.

A closer look at the menu

Sausage and chips

A sausage and chips is the chip-shop classic for younger staff and fish-dodgers, especially with curry sauce.

Cod and chips

Cod and chips is the meal most people picture when they think of a chip shop. Cooked fresh at the hatch, it goes out hot and crisp.

Space, access and the venue

The right spot keeps everyone safe and the service smooth. We look for:

  • Confirmation that the van can park there
  • Room in front of the hatch for a queue
  • Somewhere close to where people will eat

If in doubt, send us a picture of the spot and we’ll advise.

Popular choices

  • Pie and chips
  • Mushy peas
  • Haddock and chips
  • Cod and chips
  • Sausage and chips
  • Staff lunches

Browse the menu

Your questions about a fish and chip van for your team in The Hummicks

Do you come to venues in the New Forest National Park?

Yes. Some venues there have rules about vehicles and ground, so check with yours. We will work to whatever the site needs.

Do you come out to small places like The Hummicks?

No, we come to small places too. Let us know about access and parking.

Can you cater for allergies?

Tell us about allergies when you book, and we will give you the allergen information and what we can offer.

Is the fish gluten-free?

No, not as standard: the batter contains wheat. Let us know and we will tell you what we can do before you book.

How far ahead should we book?

As early as you can, especially for summer weekends and December. Even at short notice, it is worth asking.

Can the van come to The Hummicks?

Yes. We cover London and the South East, and The Hummicks is within our area. For a quote, send us your details through our quote form.

What does it cost to hire the van?

It depends on numbers, the menu, how long we serve and travel. Send us the details for a quote.

Can the van come to our open day?

We do. A chip van gives visitors something to queue for and talk about.

For planners, venues and organisers

If you’re organising for someone else, whether you’re a planner, a facilities manager or an organiser, we’re happy to deal with you and the venue directly. It saves passing messages back and forth.

Booking for a company? Tell us what your finance team needs, and we will explain how it works. We’re happy to liaise with facilities on parking and timings.

  • Fried fresh to order in the van at your event
  • Cod, haddock and chips, sausages and pies
  • The van comes to you: homes, venues, workplaces and fields
  • Served at the time you choose, from the hatch

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