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Corporate fish and chip catering in Ticehurst, East Sussex
Corporate fish and chip catering in Ticehurst: fish and chips cooked fresh in the van, and served hot from the hatch.
- Retirement and leaving lunches
- Open days and customer events
- Thank-you lunches for the team
Fresh fish and chips in Ticehurst
Corporate fish and chip catering in Ticehurst, fried fresh
Office teams, drivers and warehouse staff all love it, because fish and chips is food everyone knows. We are frequently asked to cater summer staff parties and leaving dos, serving sausage and chips, cod and chips and haddock and chips.
At country workplaces around Ticehurst, a chip van brings a hot lunch to wherever the team is. Let us know about tracks and gates. We keep the menu short: a few classics done properly keeps the food fresh and the queue moving.
- Area
- Ticehurst (TN5)
- County
- East Sussex
- Menu
- Fish and chips, sausages, pies
- On the side
- Curry sauce, mushy peas and gravy
- Quotes
- Quoted for your event
- Page updated
- 24 October 2026
Before you choose a spot
Before the day, we’ll agree where the van parks. A good spot ticks these boxes:
- A route in without tight gates or low branches
- Flat, firm ground for the van
- Lighting nearby for evening events
Not sure about the spot? Send us a picture and we’ll tell you honestly before booking.
On the menu in Ticehurst
- Staff lunches
- Cod and chips
- Pie and chips
- Sausage and chips
- Mushy peas
- Haddock and chips
Nearby places to Ticehurst
Also in Ticehurst
Cannot we just order from the chip shop?
Deep-frying for lots of people at home is risky: big pans of hot oil, children and garden parties don’t mix. A van is designed for exactly this.
Ordering from a local shop? Call ahead and collect at the last minute. For a crowd, a van is generally simpler.
What comes out of the fryer
Haddock and chips
Some people swear by haddock: sweeter and a touch firmer than cod. Tell us if you’d like to offer it.
Curry sauce
Chip-shop curry sauce is a mild, slightly sweet British classic, perfect with chips or a sausage.
What affects the price in Ticehurst
The same numbers can mean different prices, because of:
- Numbers
- The date and time of year
- The minimum booking
- Service time
A chip van frequently compares well with a plated meal, because it needs no kitchen and no crockery hire. Ask us for a quote.
Details that help
The more we know about your staff event, the better we can plan. Try to include:
- Anything awkward about the way in
- Any dietary needs and allergies
- Expected numbers
- Where the van would park
A detailed enquiry gets a more accurate quote: the parking spot, access, numbers and serving time. A picture of the spot helps too. To send your details, use our quote form.
Ticehurst questions
Which station is closest to Ticehurst?
The closest is Stonegate station, roughly 2.7 miles away.
Do you come to venues in the High Weald National Landscape?
Yes, though some venues in protected landscapes have extra rules for vehicles; ask your venue. We’ll follow the site rules.
Is everything cooked fresh?
Yes. The fryers are in the van, so it’s fried on the spot, rather than made in advance.
Can you park in our car park or yard?
Your facilities team decides, but car parks and yards typically work well.
How fast is service?
Keeping choices simple and sending people up in groups helps. Tell us your timings and we’ll advise.
Do we need to provide anything?
Tell us what’s available at the site when you enquire, and we will say what we need.
Can you cook in the rain?
Rain does not stop the fryers: the cooking is inside the van. Staff will appreciate cover near the hatch.
Do you do customer events and open days?
We do. A chip van gives visitors something to queue for and talk about.
Business events near Ticehurst
Ticehurst is about 9 miles south-east of Royal Tunbridge Wells, in East Sussex. For staff events in Ticehurst, the van can park on drives, in car parks and yards, and on firm lawns and fields in and around Ticehurst. Ticehurst is one of 289 places in East Sussex where we bring the van. We serve events right across the region, from Ticehurst to Brighton (about 28 miles away).
Nearby historic houses include Scotney Castle (3.2 miles north) and Wadhurst Castle (3.6 miles west). Estates and historic houses can make memorable settings for client events, but they typically set strict rules for vehicles. For colleagues arriving by train, Stonegate station is about 2.7 miles away. With the High Weald National Landscape within about 4 miles, rural team days are easy to arrange.
This part of East Sussex takes in TN5, so your staff event can be anywhere in it. We can serve a staff event on streets such as High Street, Springfields and Farthing Hill or the roads around them, wherever the van can park. Other places close to Ticehurst we cover include Three Leg Cross (1 mile north-west), Flimwell (2 miles east), Stonecrouch (2 miles north), Burgh Hill (3 miles south-east) and Etchingham (3 miles south-east). Within a short drive, we also cover Hastings (14 miles south-east), Bexhill-on-Sea (14 miles south), Hailsham (14 miles south-west), Crowborough (11 miles west), St Leonards (15 miles south-east) and Uckfield (14 miles west).
Well-known places in the area include Finchcocks Musical Museum (4 miles north) and Ticehurst House Hospital (0.6 miles west). The countryside around Ticehurst includes Bewl Water.
- Nearby, you’ll find The Chequers Public House (under half a mile south-west)
For planners, venues and organisers
If you’re planning an event on someone’s behalf, whether you are a planner, a facilities manager or an organiser, we’ll work directly with you and the venue. It saves passing messages back and forth.
If you’re booking for a business, tell us how you’d like to handle the booking and payment, and we’ll talk you through the process. We’re happy to liaise with facilities on parking and timings.
What happens on the day
You will know we’re ready when the smell of frying drifts over, about the time the first staff wander across. After that, it is a steady flow to the hatch. For an end-of-day event in Ticehurst, summer gives you light until about 9:15pm; in late May, sunset is around 8:50pm.
- Send us the date, site, headcount and break times.
- We check access and send a quote, with anything your site needs from us.
- Parking and arrival are agreed with your facilities team.
- We cook to order for each group as they come out.
- We clear up and leave the site as we found it.
Before we arrive
- Get permission for the van from the venue
- Share the timings for the day
- Give us your final numbers and allergies
Get a quote
Every booking is quoted individually, so the price fits what you actually need. To ask for one, fill in our quote form.
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Diets, allergies and planning
With a bit of planning, dietary needs are easier to handle. A few tips:
- Have a back-up for special diets
- Collect allergies in advance
- Flag any coeliac staff
- Ask facilities what paperwork they need
Keep the queue clear of fire exits and traffic.
Tell the team in advance: it’s half the fun.
Who books corporate fish and chip catering in Ticehurst?
People remember it, which is the point of a thank-you.
Big or small, the van works the same way. Common bookings include:
- Summer staff parties
- Project milestones
- Retirement and leaving lunches
- Fish Friday treats
Central London is about 38 miles from Ticehurst, and we cover it as standard.
What to look for in a quote
- How much space the van takes up
- VAT, if it applies
- Allergen information for each item
- Travel, tolls and road charges
- Fried fresh to order in the van at your event
- Cod, haddock and chips, sausages and pies
- The van comes to you: homes, venues, workplaces and fields
- Served at the time you choose, from the hatch