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Corporate fish and chip catering in Twineham Green, West Sussex
Bring the chip shop to your staff event in Twineham Green. The van arrives, the fryers go on and everything is cooked to order, so nothing sits waiting in a tray.
- Warehouse, depot and site teams
- Summer staff parties
- Charity and fundraising days at work
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Corporate fish and chip catering in Twineham Green, cooked to order
A short menu keeps the queue moving through a lunch break: the classics, done properly. Typical bookings include summer team days and staff thank-you lunches, serving pie and chips, mushy peas and haddock and chips.
At country workplaces around Twineham Green, we can bring a hot lunch to the yard. Tell us about access. Everything we need comes with the van, and we pack up and leave the spot as we found it.
- Location
- Twineham Green (RH17)
- County
- West Sussex
- On the menu
- Fish and chips, sausages, pies
- Extras
- Mushy peas, curry sauce, gravy
- Quotes
- Ask us for a quote
- Updated
- 24 October 2026
Business events near Twineham Green
Twineham Green is about 4 miles west of Burgess Hill, in West Sussex. Staff events in Twineham Green are planned around your venue and timings: a clear quote, an agreed spot for the van and food fried fresh on the day. Twineham Green is one of 371 towns and villages in West Sussex we cover. Our nearest city page is Brighton, about 10 miles away.
Central London is about 37 miles from Twineham Green, and we cover it as standard. Within reach of Twineham Green are historic houses such as Ockenden Manor (3.8 miles north-east) and Tyes Place (4.9 miles north-east). Estates and historic houses can make memorable settings for client events, but they generally set strict rules for vehicles. With the South Downs National Park within about 6 miles, rural team days are easy to arrange.
Here we cover the RH17 postcode area. For staff events just outside Twineham Green, we cover Twineham (1 mile south), Crosspost (1 mile north), Wineham (1 mile west), Kent Street (2 miles west) and Bolney (2 miles north). Within a short drive, we also cover Crawley (10 miles north), Horsham (8 miles north-west), Worthing (13 miles south-west), Haywards Heath (5 miles east), Burgess Hill (4 miles east) and East Grinstead (14 miles north-east).
A little further out are Burgess Hill Museum (3.9 miles east) and The Dene Hospital (2.2 miles east). Open spaces near Twineham Green include Wolstonbury Hill and Bedelands Farm Nature Reserve.
Towns and villages near Twineham Green
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The process
Service is quick: food goes from the fryer to the hatch. When service is finished, we pack up and leave the pitch tidy. In Twineham Green, a summer staff event stays light until about 9:20pm; winter events, dark by about 3:55pm, need a lit spot for the van.
- Contact us with the basics: when, where and roughly how many.
- A picture of the parking spot helps us check the van will fit.
- A week or so before, we confirm timings and numbers.
- We park, open the hatch and start frying for your staff.
- Last portion served, we tidy up and head off.
Preparing for the day
- Get permission for the van from the venue
- Arrange somewhere dry for the queue
- Choose a level, firm spot for the van
Get a quote
Send us the date, the address or RH17 postcode and rough numbers, along with your serving time, and we’ll reply with a quote. To get started, use our quote form.
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Planning for dietary needs
Good planning keeps every guest safe and happy. Here’s how:
- Find out what documents the site needs
- Send allergies to us in writing
- Ask facilities about access
- Plan an alternative for anyone we can’t cater for
Bins and napkins by the van make it easy.
A few tables or benches outside make it a proper break.
A closer look at the menu
Haddock and chips
Haddock is a little sweeter than cod, with a finer, firmer flake. It is the traditional favourite in Scotland and much of the north.
Pie and chips
Pie and chips is hearty and filling, and it’s a favourite in colder months.
Before you choose a spot
Plenty of places work for the van, but there are a few things to check:
- Permission from the venue or landowner for the van
- Space for people to queue at the hatch
- Light near the van and the queue for evening service
If in doubt, send us a picture of the spot and we will advise.
From the hatch
- Haddock and chips
- Mushy peas
- Cod and chips
- Sausage and chips
- Pie and chips
- Staff lunches
Why fried-to-order beats a buffet
Corporate buffets are usually cold. A chip van serves hot food fresh from the fryer. The cost per head typically falls as numbers rise, because the van, travel and set-up cost much the same either way. Give us your numbers and we will quote.
Why Twineham Green hosts choose us
- A van that becomes part of the event
- Events in Twineham Green and across West Sussex
- Hot food handed straight over
- No kitchen needed
See our prices page or the cost guide.
What affects the price in Twineham Green
Two events with the same numbers can cost different amounts, because of:
- Access and parking
- The menu and how many choices
- The date and time of year
- Distance and any road charges
Got a budget? Let us know, and we’ll suggest how to make it work. Keeping the menu short is typically the best value.
What to tell us
The more we know about your staff event, the better we can plan. Try to include:
- Access details such as gates and narrow lanes
- Rough numbers for adults and children
- Allergies and diets you know about
- The venue or postcode
The quickest way to a quote is to use our quote form. Tell us about your staff event in Twineham Green, and we’ll check the date and send a price.
Occasions we serve in Twineham Green
A van lunch is a staff treat almost everyone appreciates.
Here are some of the occasions we serve around Twineham Green:
- Retirement and leaving lunches
- Workplace fundraising days
- Staff thank-you lunches
- Project milestones
Commuters will know that Burgess Hill station is about 4 miles away.
Before booking anyone
- A clear list of what’s included
- The deadline for final numbers
- How long service runs, and what happens if you overrun
- Whether VAT is included
Takeaway run or book a van?
For a small group, making your own food can work. For bigger numbers, a van makes life easier, and nobody has to miss the staff event.
Weighing up a takeaway order against booking a van? Think about numbers, timing and how hot you want the food. Ask us for a quote and compare.
Twineham Green: your questions answered
What’s the nearest station to Twineham Green?
The closest is Burgess Hill station, roughly 4 miles away.
Is Twineham Green close to London?
About 37 miles from central London.
What about staff who do not eat fish?
There is: sausages and pies, with chips. Tell us roughly how many to expect.
Can the van park on the street?
It depends on the road. Off-road parking is normally simpler; if it has to be the street, check with the council.
Is the food cooked at the event?
It is. We cook inside the van, so food is cooked there and then, not cooked earlier and kept warm.
Do you clear up afterwards?
We pack up and leave the pitch tidy when service is finished. Let us know about bins for staff.
Do you cover Twineham Green?
Yes, we do. We serve events in Twineham Green and across West Sussex. Tell us your date and we will check availability.
Do you work around shifts?
Yes, with the shift pattern in advance. We will plan it with you.
- Fried fresh to order in the van at your event
- Cod, haddock and chips, sausages and pies
- The van comes to you: homes, venues, workplaces and fields
- Served at the time you choose, from the hatch