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Corporate Fish and Chip Catering in Wilsley Green

Planning a fish and chip van for your team in Wilsley Green? We bring the van to you and fry fresh while your staff queue at the hatch.

  • Workplace fundraising days
  • Leaving dos
  • End-of-project celebrations

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Corporate fish and chip catering for Wilsley Green events

The process

Rain does not stop the fryers, because the cooking happens inside the van. Staff will still appreciate a bit of cover near the hatch. For a staff lunch in Wilsley Green, daylight isn’t an issue, but a winter evening event is dark by about 3:55pm, so evening events need a lit spot. A summer after-work event has daylight until about 9:15pm.

  1. Start with three things: the date, the place and a rough headcount.
  2. A picture of the parking spot helps us check the van will fit.
  3. Closer to the day, we confirm the arrival time and serving time.
  4. The van rolls up, the hatch opens and the fryers get going for your staff.
  5. Last portion served, we tidy up and head off.

Before we arrive

  • Have a level parking spot ready
  • Think about a gazebo by the van in case of rain
  • Keep space clear for staff at the hatch

Getting a price

It is easy to get a price: tell us the date, place, numbers and serving time. We’ll send a clear quote that says what’s included.

Tell us about your event

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About our corporate fish and chip catering in Wilsley Green

Few staff treats are as popular as a fish and chip van lunch. There’s no room to book and no kitchen needed, and people still talk about it the following week. We serve cod and chips, mushy peas and pie and chips, and we are frequently booked for celebrating a big win and lunch for site crews.

At country workplaces around Wilsley Green, a chip van brings a hot lunch to wherever the team is. Tell us about access. Everything we need comes with the van, and we pack up and leave the spot as we found it.

A long piece of battered fish with chips on a dark plate
Where
Wilsley Green (TN17)
Area hub
Kent
Menu
Fish and chips, sausages, pies
Sides
Gravy, mushy peas, curry sauce
Quotes
Contact us for a quote
Last updated
24 October 2026

Allergies and dietary needs

Most events have a few staff with dietary needs. To look after them:

  • Give us break and shift times
  • Let us know about coeliac disease
  • Send round an allergy question
  • Check the site’s requirements for caterers

After the last group, we pack up and leave the car park tidy.

Somewhere to sit outside helps.

Working with your venue

Planning an event for a club, school or charity in Wilsley Green? Fish and chips is a reliable crowd-pleaser. Give us the details and we will suggest how it could work.

Many venues set rules for catering vans: parking spots, arrival times and documents. Tell us what your venue needs and we’ll work through them with you.

Planning the van’s spot

Before the day, we will agree where the van parks. It needs to tick a few simple boxes:

  • A lit spot if service runs after dark
  • A level, firm spot the van can drive onto
  • Somewhere close to where people will eat

Not sure about the spot? Send us a photo and we will tell you honestly.

What we serve

  • Staff lunches
  • Haddock and chips
  • Cod and chips
  • Mushy peas
  • Sausage and chips
  • Pie and chips

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About the food

Gravy

In the north and the Midlands, gravy is the side of choice, and it’s lovely with a pie.

Sausage and chips

For anyone who doesn’t fancy fish, there’s sausage and chips, and children love it.

Business events near Wilsley Green

Wilsley Green is about 11 miles south of Maidstone, in Kent. We take a fish and chip van for your team to homes, halls, workplaces and venues in Wilsley Green and the surrounding area. We serve all 922 towns and villages across Kent. You can also see our page for Canterbury, about 26 miles away.

Central London is about 39 miles from Wilsley Green. The High Weald National Landscape is within about a mile, which suits team days in the countryside.

Staff events anywhere in TN17 start with a parking spot for the van and roughly how many staff. Streets in the area include Quaker Drive, Angley Walk and Swifts View, and the van can serve a staff event on any of them with a suitable parking spot. For staff events just outside Wilsley Green, we cover Wilsley Pound (1 mile north-east), Sissinghurst (1 mile north-east), Flishinghurst (1 mile west), Cranbrook Common (2 miles north-east) and Colliers Green (2 miles north-west). We also serve nearby towns such as Maidstone (11 miles north), Ashford (14 miles east), Royal Tunbridge Wells (12 miles west), Tonbridge (13 miles north-west), Kings Hill (13 miles north-west) and Foley Park (12 miles north).

Nearby you’ll also find Sissinghurst Castle (2.1 miles north-east) and Sissinghurst Castle (2.1 miles north-east).

  • Local schools include Cranbrook School (under half a mile south)
  • Nearby, you will find White Horse pub (within half a mile south)
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DIY versus a fish and chip van

Ordering in from a local chip shop is an option. The problem is timing: big orders take a long time, and the food is cooling while it travels. A van solves that by cooking on site.

Doing the food yourself saves money, but the host ends up running around. Booking the van means hot food and no stress.

What a fish and chip van costs

These are the factors that matter most:

  • Whether a minimum applies
  • Service time
  • The date and time of year
  • Access and parking

Compared with a sit-down meal, a fish and chip van is often good value, as there’s no kitchen to hire and nothing to wash up. Ask us for a quote.

Details that help

The more we know about your staff event, the better we can plan. Try to include:

  • The date and when you’d like to eat
  • A picture of where the van would go
  • The address or venue name
  • Where the van would park

The more you tell us, the more accurate the quote: where the van would park, how to get in, numbers and timings. Photos of the spot and the way in help. When you’re ready, send us your details through our quote form.

Why choose corporate fish and chip catering in Wilsley Green?

A van lunch is a staff treat almost everyone appreciates, from the boardroom to the loading bay.

Whatever brings people together, fish and chips from the hatch goes down well. We regularly serve:

  • Retirement send-offs
  • Open days and customer events
  • Charity days
  • Project milestones

Commuters will know that Staplehurst station is about 4.8 miles away.

Before you book anyone

  • Whether travel is included
  • When payment is due
  • How allergens are handled
  • VAT, if it applies

15 questions to ask before you book

Your questions about a fish and chip van for your team in Wilsley Green

Which station is closest to Wilsley Green?

The closest is Staplehurst station, roughly 4.8 miles away.

Can the van park in Crane Valley?

Only if the landowner, generally the council, allows it. Ask them first, and tell us what they say.

Do you do customer events and open days?

We do. A chip van gives visitors something to queue for and talk about.

Can coeliacs eat the battered fish?

Standard batter is made with wheat flour, so battered fish contains gluten. Let us know about coeliac staff in advance, and we’ll tell you honestly what we can offer.

Can you feed staff across different shifts?

Give us the break times and we will serve in waves.

What if the weather’s bad?

The weather doesn’t stop the van, because the fryers are inside. Soft ground after heavy rain is the bigger issue, so have a hard-surface spot in mind.

How does payment work for businesses?

Ask us when you enquire and we will explain how booking and payment work.

Do you clear up afterwards?

The pitch is left as we found it. Bins for staff are worth planning.

  • Fried fresh to order in the van at your event
  • Cod, haddock and chips, sausages and pies
  • The van comes to you: homes, venues, workplaces and fields
  • Served at the time you choose, from the hatch

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