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Corporate Fish and Chip Catering for Colliers Green events

From the first sizzle in the fryer to the last chip, a fish and chip van for your team turns food into part of your staff event in Colliers Green.

  • Shift teams at depots and warehouses
  • Workplace fundraising days
  • A monthly Fish Friday

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Corporate fish and chip catering in Colliers Green, fried fresh

Service is timed to your lunch break or shift pattern, so nobody misses out. Whether it’s summer team days and thank-you lunches for the team, we’ll put together a menu of sausage and chips, cod and chips and haddock and chips for your guests.

Near Colliers Green, workplaces can be far from shops, so a chip van lunch is welcome. We serve from the hatch, so every portion is hot, and the queue keeps moving.

Fish and chips served hot in a takeaway tray
Location
Colliers Green (TN17)
Region
Kent
On the menu
Fish and chips, sausages, pies
Extras
Gravy, mushy peas, curry sauce
Price
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Last updated
24 October 2026

How it works

Expect a friendly, organised set-up. We agree arrival and serving times in advance, set up where we have agreed, and cook and serve without fuss. In Colliers Green, a summer staff event stays light until about 9:15pm; winter events, dark by about 3:55pm, need a lit spot for the van.

  1. Start with three things: the date, the place and a rough headcount.
  2. A photo of the parking spot helps us check the van will fit.
  3. Closer to the day, we confirm the arrival time and serving time.
  4. We park, open the hatch and start frying for your staff.
  5. Once the last portion is out, we pack up and go.

Preparing for the day

  • Pick a flat, firm place for the van to park
  • Check the way in for low branches, cables and narrow gates
  • Think about a gazebo by the van in case of rain

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The quickest way to a quote is to use our quote form. Give us the details of your staff event, and we’ll check the date and send a price.

Tell us about your event

Planning help

Why choose corporate fish and chip catering in Colliers Green?

It works across shifts, because service can be planned in waves.

The van suits big events and small ones. Typical bookings include:

  • A monthly Fish Friday
  • Staff thank-you lunches
  • Retirement and leaving lunches
  • Workplace fundraising days

Colliers Green is about 37 miles from central London, and we cover it as standard.

Before booking anyone

  • The deadline for final numbers
  • The minimum number of meals or minimum spend
  • Whether travel is included
  • Payment terms and deposit

Choosing a fish and chip van

Planning for dietary needs

With a little notice, diets are easier to plan for. Our advice:

  • Confirm allergies by email
  • Give us break and shift times
  • Check the site’s requirements for caterers
  • Agree the van’s spot with facilities

When service is finished, we pack up and leave the car park tidy.

A pre-order list speeds things up and helps with allergies.

Planning the van’s spot

Plenty of places work for the van, but there are a few things to check:

  • Confirmation that the van can park there
  • A level, firm spot the van can drive onto
  • A clear way in, with no low branches, cables or narrow gates

If you are unsure, send a picture of the space and the way in, and we’ll say what we think.

On the menu in Colliers Green

  • Mushy peas
  • Haddock and chips
  • Staff lunches
  • Pie and chips
  • Sausage and chips
  • Cod and chips

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FAQs for Colliers Green

Could you trade in The Gill?

Only if the landowner, normally the council, allows it. Ask them first.

Do you come out to small places like Colliers Green?

No, we come to small places too. Let us know about access and parking.

Do we need to provide equipment?

Everything is cooked in the van. Let us know what’s available at the site.

Can the van park on grass?

Often, if the ground is firm and dry. After heavy rain, soft grass can be a problem for any vehicle, so have a hard-surface back-up.

How much is fish and chip van hire?

We quote for each booking, based on your numbers and timings. Give us your date, numbers and serving time for a clear quote.

Do you fry it on site?

Yes, always. We fry to order in the van at your venue, and serve straight from the hatch.

How do you handle allergies?

Yes, we can tell you which allergens are in each item. Battered fish contains fish and, in standard batter, gluten. Tell us about allergies in advance.

Can you cook in the rain?

The weather doesn’t stop the van, because the cooking happens inside. Very soft ground can be a problem, so plan a back-up spot on a hard surface.

Should I sort the food myself?

If you do order from a chip shop, ring well ahead and collect as close to eating time as you can. For anything more than a handful of people, a van is normally the easier option.

A DIY buffet works for small groups. For bigger numbers, a van makes life easier, and you get to enjoy the day.

What affects the price in Colliers Green

Every booking is priced individually, and the price depends on a few things:

  • Peak dates such as summer Saturdays
  • How many people are eating
  • How easy the site is to reach
  • The length of service

Dates make a difference: summer Saturdays and December Fridays are the busiest days of the year. Ask about your date early.

Details that help

The more we know about your staff event, the better we can plan. Try to include:

  • Any dietary needs and allergies
  • Access details such as gates and narrow lanes
  • Rough numbers for adults and children
  • The venue or postcode

Not sure of numbers yet? That is fine: tell us the basics about your staff event, and we will quote on that. Start when you are ready: fill in our quote form.

For planners, venues and organisers

Venues frequently have their own rules about outside caterers and vehicles: parking spots, arrival times and documents. Send us your venue’s requirements and we’ll work through them with you.

Wedding planners and venue coordinators are welcome to contact us directly, and we will keep you updated on arrival and serving times.

Why choose a fish and chip van in Colliers Green?

Corporate buffets are normally cold. A chip van serves hot food fresh from the fryer. Compared with a sit-down meal, a fish and chip van is often good value, as there is no kitchen to hire and nothing to wash up. Ask us for a quote.

What you get with us

  • Bookings across Kent, including Colliers Green
  • The classic sides: peas, curry sauce and gravy
  • Everything cooked to order at your event
  • Quick service from the hatch

Take a look at our prices page and what a fish and chip van costs.

Staff lunches in Colliers Green: access and travel

Colliers Green is about 7 miles south-east of Paddock Wood, in Kent. We serve staff events at drives, car parks, yards and venues around Colliers Green and nearby villages. Colliers Green is one of 922 towns and villages in Kent where we bring the van. You can also see our page for Canterbury, about 27 miles away.

Historic houses near Colliers Green include Scotney Castle (4.9 miles south-west). Estates and historic houses can make memorable settings for client events, but they normally set strict rules for vehicles. Commuters will know that the closest railway station is Marden station, roughly 3.9 miles north of the centre. The High Weald National Landscape is within about 2 miles, which suits team days in the countryside.

We cover staff events in every part of the TN17 postcode area and the streets around it. If your venue is just outside Colliers Green, we also cover Flishinghurst (1 mile south), Horden (1 mile north), Wilsley Green (2 miles south-east), Wilsley Pound (2 miles south-east) and Cranbrook Common (2 miles east). We also serve nearby towns such as Maidstone (10 miles north), Ashford (15 miles east), Royal Tunbridge Wells (11 miles west), Tonbridge (12 miles north-west), Kings Hill (11 miles north-west) and Foley Park (11 miles north).

A little further out are Sissinghurst Castle (3 miles east) and Benenden Hospital (5.1 miles south-east).

  • Nearby schools include High Weald Academy (1.6 miles south-east)
Map of Colliers Green © OpenStreetMap contributors
  • Fried fresh to order in the van at your event
  • Cod, haddock and chips, sausages and pies
  • The van comes to you: homes, venues, workplaces and fields
  • Served at the time you choose, from the hatch

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