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Corporate fish and chip catering in Wittersham, Kent
Corporate fish and chip catering in Wittersham: cod, haddock and chips fried to order, and served hot from the hatch at the time you choose.
- Retirement and leaving lunches
- End-of-project celebrations
- Staff appreciation days
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Your questions about a fish and chip van for your team in Wittersham
Is Wittersham too small for a chip van?
No, we come to small places too. Tell us about lanes, gates and the ground.
Can you serve near the sea around Wittersham?
Yes. The cooking is inside the van, so wind does not affect it, but the queue will want shelter.
Do you fry it on site?
Yes. The fryers are in the van, so it’s fried on the spot, rather than made in advance.
Is there something for children?
Yes, children are easy to cater for. Tell us how many children, and we’ll include them in the plan.
Can the van park on the street?
Only in a legal space, or with the council’s permission. Ask your council early.
Can the van come to Wittersham?
Yes, we do. Wittersham is one of the places we cover. Send us your date to check availability.
Where can the van park?
Not much: a hard surface or firm, dry grass, with a clear way in. If in doubt, send a picture.
Can you come onto our site?
Your facilities team decides, but a car park or yard is normally ideal.
Corporate fish and chip catering in Wittersham, fried fresh
Service is timed to your lunch break or shift pattern, so each group can eat within its break. Whether it is shift teams at depots and warehouses and retirement and leaving lunches, we can cook mushy peas, sausage and chips and cod and chips and more.
Near Wittersham, workplaces can be far from shops, which makes a chip van a real treat. Your quote spells out what’s included: serving times, the menu and anything else agreed, with no surprises on the day.
Occasions we serve in Wittersham
It doesn’t need a meeting room, a kitchen or a restaurant booking, so it’s easy to organise.
In Wittersham and nearby, the van turns up at all sorts of events. Some of the most common are:
- Lunch for site crews
- Fish Friday treats
- End-of-project celebrations
- Retirement and leaving lunches
Commuters will know that Rye station, about 4.5 miles south, is the nearest station.
Before you book anyone
- What the price includes, item by item
- How late numbers can change
- Whether travel is included
- What the van needs: space, access, power
Planners, venues and businesses
If your event is in a public place, such as a park or a street, check what permission you need first. The council or landowner will tell you what they need.
Booking for a company? Tell us what your finance team needs, and we’ll talk you through the process. We can work with your facilities team on access and timings.
Business events near Wittersham
Wittersham is about 11 miles south-west of Ashford, in Kent. For a staff event in Wittersham, the van can park on drives, in car parks and yards, and on firm lawns and fields. Wittersham is one of 922 places in Kent we cover. You can also see our page for Canterbury, about 24 miles away.
Nearby historic houses include Smallhythe Place (1.6 miles north) and Lamb House (4.7 miles south). Estates and historic houses can make memorable settings for client events, but they usually set strict rules for vehicles. Wittersham is about 48 miles from central London, well within our area. The coast is within about 5 miles, so a chip van lunch feels like a day at the seaside.
Wherever your staff event is in TN30, we can fry fresh for your staff. Streets in the area include The Street, Poplar Road and Swan Cottages, and the van can serve a staff event on any of them with a suitable parking spot. With the B2082 close by, Wittersham is simple for us to get to with the van. Nearby, we also serve staff events in Acton (1 mile north-east), The Stocks (1 mile east), Stone Corner (1 mile north-east), Reading Street (2 miles north-east) and Stone in Oxney (3 miles east). Further out, we also take the van to Ashford (11 miles north-east), Tenterden (4 miles north), Kennington (13 miles north-east), New Romney (11 miles east), Staplehurst (12 miles north-west) and Stanhope (10 miles north-east).
Other landmarks nearby include Ypres Tower (4.8 miles south) and Smallhythe Place (1.6 miles north). Open spaces near Wittersham include Flatropers Wood.
- Local pubs include The Swan pub (under half a mile north-west)
The process
The van turns up at the agreed time, pulls onto the spot you’ve chosen and the hatch goes up. Once the oil is hot, the first portions go out at the time you asked for. A lunch-break van visit in Wittersham is always in daylight, but evening events need lights from about 3:50pm in December or 7:00pm in late September.
- Start with three things: the date, the place and a rough headcount.
- Show us where the van would go, and we’ll confirm it works.
- Closer to the day, we confirm the arrival time and serving time.
- We park, open the hatch and start frying for your staff.
- Last portion served, we tidy up and head off.
Getting ready for the day
- Confirm numbers and dietary needs before the day
- Leave room in front of the hatch for a queue
- Think about a gazebo by the van in case of rain
Get a quote
Getting a quote is simple: tell us the date, place, numbers and serving time. We’ll send a clear quote that says what’s included.
Planning help
What a fish and chip van costs
There is nothing hidden: the price is based on:
- Access and parking
- The minimum booking
- Distance and any road charges
- Numbers
There’s no one-size-fits-all price for a fish and chip van. A one-hour staff lunch is a different job from serving all afternoon at a fête. Your quote spells it all out.
What to tell us
Good planning starts with a few facts. Please include:
- The address or venue name
- Where the van would park
- The date and time of the event
- A photo of the space and the way in
Most quotes start with a few simple details: date, address, numbers and serving time. You can send us your details through our quote form.
Diets, allergies and planning
A little planning helps everyone eat safely. A few tips:
- Arrange something for anyone with needs we cannot meet
- Ask facilities about access
- Give us break and shift times
- Send round an allergy question
We can serve each shift in turn, as agreed in advance.
Some teams make it a regular treat.
Nearby places to Wittersham
Other occasions in Wittersham
DIY versus a fish and chip van
Not sure whether to order in or book a van? Consider your numbers and how fresh you want it. Ask us for a quote and compare.
A DIY buffet works for small groups. For bigger numbers, a van makes life easier, and nobody has to miss the staff event.
Planning the van’s spot
If a spot is not suitable, we’ll tell you, and suggest an alternative. The main points are:
- A clear area by the serving hatch
- A lit spot if service runs after dark
- Confirmation that the van can park there
If in doubt, send us a picture of the spot and we will advise.
What we serve
- Haddock and chips
- Pie and chips
- Mushy peas
- Staff lunches
- Cod and chips
- Sausage and chips
A fish and chip van or other catering?
Office caterers bring cold buffets. A van serves hot food to order. When you compare quotes, check what each one includes: hours, menu, travel, minimum charge and VAT. Our quotes spell it all out.
Why us?
- All the chip-shop extras
- No kitchen, no crockery, no washing up
- Quick service from the hatch
- The queue at the hatch gets people talking
Read how we price or our guide to van hire costs.
- Fried fresh to order in the van at your event
- Cod, haddock and chips, sausages and pies
- The van comes to you: homes, venues, workplaces and fields
- Served at the time you choose, from the hatch