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Milton Keynes · England

Film and TV set catering in Two Mile Ash, Milton Keynes

From the smell of the fryers to the last chip in the paper, a fish and chip van for the crew turns food into part of your shoot in Two Mile Ash.

  • End-of-shoot parties
  • Lunch at the unit base
  • Seaside and period locations

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How we price a fish and chip van for the crew

Fish and chip van pricing is simple once we know the basics:

  • The length of service
  • How easy the site is to reach
  • The day of the week
  • Numbers

Travel, tolls and charges such as ULEZ can affect the price, so it helps to give us the postcode.

What we need to know

Here’s what makes a quick, accurate quote possible:

  • Dietary needs, with numbers
  • The date and when you’d like to eat
  • How to get in: gates, lanes and ground
  • Roughly how many people, including children

Every quote is worked out for your event. Start with your date, and we will confirm whether we’re available that day.

About our film set catering in Two Mile Ash

Everything is cooked as crew come up, so it’s hot when the break is called. Popular choices include mushy peas, cod and chips and sausage and chips, and typical bookings are for crew lunches at base and commercials and music videos.

Shoots around Two Mile Ash often use houses, farms and lanes. Let us know about access. You will know what’s included before you book: serving times, the menu and anything else agreed.

Behind the scenes on a busy film set
Location
Two Mile Ash (MK8, MK13, MK12)
Area hub
Milton Keynes
From the fryer
Cod, haddock, chips, sausages, pies
Extras
Mushy peas, curry sauce, gravy
Price
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Last updated
24 October 2026

Looking after everyone

A little planning helps everyone eat safely. A few tips:

  • Put allergy details in writing
  • Send final numbers the day before
  • Add an allergy question to crew forms
  • Give us a contact for call-time changes

A short menu keeps the line moving in a lunch break.

A gazebo by the van keeps the line dry.

A chip van compared with other options

A full location catering unit suits long shoots with three meals a day. A chip van suits short shoots and treat days. Most vans have a minimum charge, since getting the van there costs the same however many eat. Ask us what applies to your shoot.

Why book our van in Two Mile Ash

  • All the chip-shop extras
  • Fried fresh, not kept warm
  • The queue at the hatch gets people talking
  • We cook inside the van, whatever the weather

Take a look at our pricing or the cost guide.

A closer look at the menu

Cod and chips

Cod and chips is the meal most people picture when they think of a chip shop. Fried to order in the van, it goes out hot and crisp.

Sausage and chips

Sausage and chips is the go-to for anyone who isn’t a fish fan, especially with curry sauce.

Cannot we just order from the chip shop?

Collecting fish and chips for a crowd yourself is possible, but it’s hard work. By the time you’ve queued, paid and driven back, the batter has gone soft. With a van, it’s fried on the spot.

Some hosts try a takeaway order. The problem is timing: big orders take a long time, and the food is cooling while it travels. A van solves that by cooking on site.

How the day works

It’s a relaxed, well-organised set-up. We agree arrival and serving times in advance, park on the agreed spot, and get on with frying and serving. On a winter shoot near Two Mile Ash, the light goes by about 3:55pm, so the unit base needs lighting for late service. Summer shoots have daylight until about 9:25pm.

  1. It starts with the unit base, dates and numbers.
  2. You get an access check and a quote.
  3. We arrange the van’s spot at the unit base with locations.
  4. We cook to order through the crew’s lunch break.
  5. We pack up straight after service and leave the base tidy.

Preparing for the day

  • Let us know who to talk to on the day
  • Confirm the van is allowed on site
  • Give us your final numbers and allergies

How to get a price

Most quotes start with a few simple details: the date, where the van would park, roughly how many people and when you’d like to eat. You can use our quote form.

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Shooting in Two Mile Ash: unit bases and access

Two Mile Ash is about 1 mile north-east of Whitehouse, in Milton Keynes. Whether your shoot is in the middle of Two Mile Ash or on the outskirts, the service works the same way: fresh frying, hot food from the hatch and a clear price. We cover 73 places in Milton Keynes, from the larger towns to small villages.

Historic houses near Two Mile Ash include Linford Manor (2.8 miles north-east) and Bletchley Park (3.9 miles south-east). If you’re shooting at a historic house, the van will need a base agreed with the property. Central London is about 48 miles from Two Mile Ash, within easy reach for London-based crews.

We take the van to shoots all over MK8, MK13 and MK12 and the streets around it. We can serve a shoot on streets such as The High Street, Norbrek and Garston, wherever the van can park. We also bring the van to shoots in Whitehouse (1 mile south-west), Shenley (2 miles south) and Old Wolverton (2 miles north-west). We also serve nearby towns such as Bletchley (4 miles south-east), Newport Pagnell (4 miles north-east), Bletchley and Fenny Stratford (5 miles south-east), Furzton (3 miles south-east), Middleton (4 miles east) and Fenny Stratford (5 miles south-east).

Nearby you’ll also find Milton Keynes University Hospital (2.9 miles east) and Bradwell Motte (0.7 miles north-east). The countryside around Two Mile Ash includes Lodge Lake and Little Linford Wood.

  • Nearby schools include Watling Academy (1.1 miles south-west)
  • Nearby, you’ll find The Kensington pub (less than half a mile south)
Map of Two Mile Ash © OpenStreetMap contributors

Planning the van’s spot

We will be honest if a spot won’t work, and suggest an alternative. The main points are:

  • Permission for the van at base
  • Room for the crew to queue
  • A clear route to base

If in doubt, send us a picture of the spot and we will advise before booking.

What we serve

  • Crew lunches
  • Mushy peas
  • Cod and chips
  • Pie and chips
  • Haddock and chips
  • Sausage and chips

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Common questions in Two Mile Ash

Which station is closest to Two Mile Ash?

Milton Keynes Central station, about 1.2 miles south-east of the centre.

How far is Two Mile Ash from London?

Roughly 48 miles from the centre of London, and well within our area.

Can you adjust to schedule changes?

We expect changes. Keep us updated and we’ll adapt.

Do you do anything other than fish?

There is: sausages and pies, with chips. Give us a rough idea of numbers.

Do numbers include extras?

Yes, if they’re in your numbers. Confirm numbers the day before.

Can coeliacs eat the battered fish?

Not as standard: batter is generally made with wheat flour. Let us know and we will tell you what we can do before booking.

Can the van park on grass?

That depends on the weather and the ground. Tell us about it when you enquire, and we’ll advise.

Do we need to provide equipment?

The van comes fully equipped to cook. You just need a suitable spot and permission.

For event organisers in Two Mile Ash

If your event is in a public place, such as a park or a street, check what permission you need first. The council or landowner will tell you what they need.

Many venues set rules for catering vans: where a van can park, access times and the paperwork they want. Send us your venue’s requirements and we will work through them with you.

  • Fried fresh to order in the van at your event
  • Cod, haddock and chips, sausages and pies
  • The van comes to you: homes, venues, workplaces and fields
  • Served at the time you choose, from the hatch

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