Fish and chip van hire, fried fresh at your event · London and the South East
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Festivals, fêtes and school events in Nyetimber, West Sussex

Looking for a fish and chip van for your event in Nyetimber? The van comes to your venue, home or workplace and fry fresh while your visitors queue at the hatch.

  • Community open days
  • Country shows
  • Church fêtes

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Organising for someone else?

Having the party at home? Send us a picture of the drive or the spot and the way in, and we will let you know if the van will fit.

Many venues set rules for catering vans: parking spots, arrival times and documents. Tell us what your venue needs and we will confirm what we can provide.

How our fish and chip van for events works in Nyetimber

When there’s hot food, people stay longer. For fundraisers and village fêtes, we can cook mushy peas, curry sauce and sausage and chips for your guests.

Village fêtes and summer fairs around Nyetimber are made for a chip van. Send us the pitch and access details. The fryers are in the van, so the cooking happens right there at your event, so the batter is still crisp when it’s handed over.

Where
Nyetimber (PO21)
Area hub
West Sussex
From the fryer
Cod, haddock, chips, sausages, pies
Extras
Mushy peas, curry sauce, gravy
Quotes
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Last updated
24 October 2026
Visitors at a busy summer fair in a town square

Planning the van’s spot

We’ll agree the van’s spot with you before the day. A good spot ticks these boxes:

  • Access that avoids crowds
  • Agreement from the site for a catering van
  • Information about power and water

If you are unsure, send a picture of the space and the way in, and we’ll say what we think before booking.

From the hatch

  • Mushy peas
  • Sausage and chips
  • Haddock and chips
  • Chips
  • Curry sauce
  • Cod and chips

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A chip van compared with other options

For a stall visitors will queue for, a fish and chip van is a great choice in Nyetimber. A chip van often compares well with a plated meal, as there is no kitchen to hire and nothing to wash up. We’ll send you a quote.

Why book our van in Nyetimber

  • Nothing for you to cook or clear
  • We cook inside the van, whatever the weather
  • Everything cooked to order at your event
  • Mushy peas, curry sauce and gravy on the side

Read our pricing and our guide to van hire costs.

The process

We arrive in good time before you want to eat, park the van and get the fryers going. Visitors normally gather round the hatch once service starts. December events in Nyetimber lose the light at about 4:00pm, so we need a lit pitch; in late May there is light until about 8:50pm.

  1. You share your date, numbers and address.
  2. We check the route in and send a price.
  3. We arrive early to park and heat the fryers.
  4. Everything is fried to order as the queue moves.
  5. We serve hot from the hatch and pack up when we are done.

Getting ready for the day

  • Confirm numbers and dietary needs before the day
  • Get permission for the van from the venue
  • Clear the route for the van

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Every booking is quoted individually, based on your numbers, timings and travel. For a quote, send us your details through our quote form.

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How we price a fish and chip van for your event

We will give you a clear quote. What affects it most:

  • The day of the week
  • The length of service
  • Any minimum charge
  • Cod, haddock or both

Got a budget? Let us know, and we’ll suggest a menu and timing to match. A short menu is often the best value.

Details that help

The more we know about your event, the better we can plan. Try to include:

  • Where you’d like the van to go
  • The date and when you’d like to eat
  • A picture of the space and the way in
  • How to get in: gates, lanes and ground

The quickest way to a quote is to fill in our quote form. Give us the details of your event, and we will check the date and send a price.

Running an event in Nyetimber

Nyetimber is about 2 miles south-west of Bognor Regis, in West Sussex. Bookings in Nyetimber come in all shapes and sizes, but the plan is always the same: a level spot for the van, a time to eat and food fried to order. Nyetimber is one of 371 towns and villages in West Sussex where we bring the van. Our nearest city page is Brighton, about 27 miles away.

Events in parks such as Avisford need permission from the council or landowner, and the van needs a firm route onto the pitch. If you’re organising a summer fair or sports day for a school such as Rose Green Infant School, a chip van is a crowd-pleaser. With the sea within about 3 miles, we plan shelter from the wind for coastal events.

We take the van to events all over PO21. Your event could be at a house on Lion Road, Hook Lane and Anson Road or the roads around them, as long as there’s somewhere for the van. Other places close to Nyetimber we cover include Pagham (1 mile south-west), Aldwick (1 mile east), South Mundham (2 miles north-west), Fisher (2 miles north-west) and Sidlesham (2 miles west). Further out, we also take the van to Worthing (15 miles east), Chichester (5 miles north-west), Selsey (4 miles south-west), Littlehampton (9 miles east), Emsworth (10 miles north-west) and Rustington (10 miles east).

Nearby you’ll also find Bognor Regis Museum (2.4 miles east) and Bognor Regis War Memorial Hospital (2.8 miles east).

  • Schools near Nyetimber include The Regis School (2.2 miles north-east)
  • Nearby, you will find The Lamb pub (under half a mile west)
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Questions from Nyetimber

How far is Nyetimber from London?

Roughly 57 miles from the centre of London, and we cover it as standard.

What’s the nearest station to Nyetimber?

The closest is Bognor Regis station, roughly 2.6 miles away.

What happens if it rains?

The weather doesn’t stop the van, because the cooking happens inside. Soft ground after heavy rain is the bigger issue, so have a hard-surface spot in mind.

Can you feed our volunteers and crew?

Yes, alongside public trading or on its own.

Do you pay a pitch fee?

We’ll talk it through when you send the details, and we will find something that works.

Who clears up?

The pitch is left as we found it. Bins for visitors are worth planning.

How far ahead should we book?

As early as you can, especially for summer weekends and December. Ask about your date even if it’s soon.

Do you come to Nyetimber?

Yes. We take the van across London and the South East, including Nyetimber. For a quote, send us your details through our quote form.

Cannot we just order from the chip shop?

Frying for a crowd at home isn’t a good idea: hot oil and a busy party are a bad combination. A van is designed for exactly this.

You could do a chip-shop run for everyone yourself, but it rarely works for a crowd. Long waits and a drive home mean food arrives lukewarm and soggy. With a van, it’s fried on the spot.

Events we cater in Nyetimber

It keeps people on site for longer.

Here are some of the occasions we serve around Nyetimber:

  • Charity fundraisers and community events
  • Crew and volunteer catering
  • Village fêtes and summer fairs
  • Sports days

For anyone arriving by train, Bognor Regis station, about 2.6 miles east, is the nearest station.

Questions to ask before booking

  • Any travel, parking or access charges
  • What the price includes, item by item
  • Allergen information for each item
  • Payment terms and deposit

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The menu, dish by dish

Haddock and chips

Haddock has a slightly sweeter flavour and a firmer flake. It’s the traditional favourite in Scotland and much of the north.

Pie and chips

Pie and chips is hearty and filling, and it is especially welcome on a cold day.

  • Fried fresh to order in the van at your event
  • Cod, haddock and chips, sausages and pies
  • The van comes to you: homes, venues, workplaces and fields
  • Served at the time you choose, from the hatch

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