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Corporate Fish and Chip Catering for Nyetimber events

Looking for a fish and chip van for your team in Nyetimber? We bring the van to you and fry fresh while your staff queue at the hatch.

  • Fish Friday treats
  • Thank-you lunches for the team
  • Warehouse, depot and site teams

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Corporate fish and chip catering for your staff event in Nyetimber

Open days and customer events work well too: people gather at the van and linger. We are often asked to cater charity and fundraising days at work and customer days, with cod and chips, pie and chips and mushy peas.

Teams near Nyetimber frequently go for a lunch in the yard or car park. Let us know about the site. We keep the menu short: a few classics done properly keeps the food fresh and the queue moving.

A crowd of guests with drinks at an indoor evening event
Location
Nyetimber (PO21)
Region
West Sussex
From the fryer
Fish and chips, sausages, pies
Sides
Gravy, mushy peas, curry sauce
Quotes
Quoted for your event
Page updated
24 October 2026

DIY versus a fish and chip van

DIY food keeps costs down, but the host spends the event serving. With a fish and chip van, you get hot food without the work.

Not sure whether to order in or book a van? Think about numbers, timing and how hot you want the food. Ask us for a quote and compare.

Planning for dietary needs

A little planning makes sure everyone is looked after. Here’s how:

  • Agree the van’s spot with facilities
  • Put allergy details in writing
  • Give us break and shift times
  • Ask facilities what paperwork they need

We get there ahead of the lunch break, so service starts on time.

Somewhere to sit outside helps.

Planning a team lunch in Nyetimber

Nyetimber is about 2 miles south-west of Bognor Regis, in West Sussex. From the centre of Nyetimber to the outskirts, we offer the same service: fish and chips fried to order, served hot and quoted clearly. We take the van to 371 places across West Sussex. Our bookings stretch from Nyetimber to Brighton (about 27 miles away).

Nyetimber is about 57 miles from central London, well within our area. The coast is within about 3 miles, so a chip van lunch feels like a day at the seaside.

Staff events anywhere in PO21 start with a parking spot for the van. That could mean a staff event at a home on Lion Road, Hook Lane and Anson Road, wherever the van can park. If your venue is just outside Nyetimber, we also cover Pagham (1 mile south-west), Aldwick (1 mile east), South Mundham (2 miles north-west), Fisher (2 miles north-west) and Sidlesham (2 miles west). Within a short drive, we also cover Worthing (15 miles east), Chichester (5 miles north-west), Selsey (4 miles south-west), Littlehampton (9 miles east), Emsworth (10 miles north-west) and Rustington (10 miles east).

A little further out are Bognor Regis Museum (2.4 miles east) and Bognor Regis War Memorial Hospital (2.8 miles east).

  • Local schools include The Regis School (2.2 miles north-east)
  • Nearby, you will find The Lamb pub (within half a mile west)
Map of Nyetimber © OpenStreetMap contributors

About the food

Mushy peas

No fish and chips is complete without mushy peas for many people.

Pie and chips

Pie and chips gives people a filling alternative to fish, perfect with gravy.

Why fried-to-order beats a buffet

Ordering takeaway for a whole site is slow and the food arrives cold. A van fries on the spot. Larger groups typically cost less per head, since the van and set-up are much the same for any size. Give us your numbers and we will quote.

What you get with us

  • Nothing for you to cook or clear
  • Quick service from the hatch
  • Cod, haddock, sausages and pies
  • A quote that spells everything out

Take a look at our prices page or our guide to van hire costs.

The process

Service is quick: everything is handed over hot from the hatch. Afterwards we pack up. Lunchtime bookings in Nyetimber are in daylight all year; winter evening events are dark by about 4:00pm, so plan lighting for later events. Summer events have daylight until around 9:20pm.

  1. You share your date, numbers and address.
  2. We check access for the van and quote.
  3. We arrive in good time to set up.
  4. Fish goes into the batter and straight into the fryer, to order.
  5. We serve hot from the hatch and pack up when we’re done.

Before we arrive

  • Leave room in front of the hatch for a queue
  • Get permission for the van from the venue
  • Clear the route for the van

Getting a price

Still finalising the details? That is fine: tell us the basics about your staff event, and we’ll quote on that. Start when you’re ready: send us your details through our quote form.

Tell us about your event

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How we price a fish and chip van for your team

These are the factors that matter most:

  • Numbers
  • Access and parking
  • Any minimum charge
  • How far we travel

When you compare quotes, check what each one includes: service time, menu, travel, any minimum and VAT. We set ours out clearly.

What we need to know

A few details help us give you an accurate quote. Here’s what’s useful:

  • A photo of the parking spot
  • Dietary needs, with numbers
  • Your date and serving time
  • The venue or postcode

To get a price, send us your details through our quote form. Tell us about your staff event in Nyetimber, and we’ll check the date and send a price.

Your questions about a fish and chip van for your team in Nyetimber

Can you serve near the sea around Nyetimber?

Yes, of course. The cooking is inside the van, so wind doesn’t affect it, but the queue will want shelter.

How far is Nyetimber from London?

Roughly 57 miles from the centre of London, and we cover it as standard.

Can we pay by invoice?

We’ll talk you through booking and payment for businesses.

Can coeliacs eat the battered fish?

Standard batter is made with wheat flour, so battered fish contains gluten. Tell us about coeliac staff when you enquire, and we will tell you honestly what we can offer.

Do you come to Nyetimber?

Yes. We cover London and the South East, and Nyetimber is within our area. For a quote, send us your details through our quote form.

What if the weather’s bad?

The weather does not stop the van, because the cooking happens inside. Soft ground after heavy rain is the bigger issue, so have a hard-surface spot in mind.

Can the van park on grass?

Normally, if it’s firm and dry. Soft, wet ground can trap any vehicle, so plan a back-up spot.

Is there something for children?

Yes, children are easy to cater for. Let us know numbers, and we will include them in the plan.

Where the van can park in Nyetimber

Plenty of places work for the van, but a few things matter:

  • Flat, firm ground for the van
  • Confirmation that the van can park there
  • Access wide and high enough for the van

If in doubt, send us a picture of the spot and we will advise.

On the menu in Nyetimber

  • Sausage and chips
  • Pie and chips
  • Cod and chips
  • Staff lunches
  • Haddock and chips
  • Mushy peas

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For planners, venues and organisers

Organising a club, school or community event in Nyetimber? A fish and chip van draws people in and almost everyone likes it. Tell us about the event and we’ll take it from there.

For big groups, the service window matters, so we can plan how to keep the queue short. Staggering groups helps a lot.

  • Fried fresh to order in the van at your event
  • Cod, haddock and chips, sausages and pies
  • The van comes to you: homes, venues, workplaces and fields
  • Served at the time you choose, from the hatch

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