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Festivals, fêtes and school events in Sepham Heath, Kent

Bring the chip shop to your event in Sepham Heath. The van arrives, the fryers go on and everything is cooked to order, so every portion goes out hot.

  • Church fêtes
  • Crew and volunteer catering
  • Sports days

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Running an event in Sepham Heath

Sepham Heath is about 3 miles north-west of Sevenoaks, in Kent. Sepham Heath is well within our area, so your event just needs a date, a spot for the van and a serving time. We take the van to 922 places across Kent, from the larger towns to small villages. Our nearest city page is London, about 16 miles away.

If visitors are coming by train, the closest railway station is Knockholt station, roughly 1.7 miles north-west of the centre. For a church fête or fundraiser, at a church such as Otford Lane Mission Church, a chip van adds hot food to the cakes and tombola. Within about 2 miles is the Kent Downs National Landscape, where events may have extra rules on vehicles and waste; we will follow the site’s requirements.

We take the van to events all over the TN14 postcode area and the streets around it. Close by, we cover events in Halstead (1 mile north-west), Twitton (1 mile south-east), Badgers Mount (1 mile north), Knockholt Pound (1 mile south-west) and Shoreham (1 mile north-east). We also serve nearby towns such as Dartford (9 miles north), Sevenoaks (3 miles south-east), Royal Tunbridge Wells (14 miles south), Gravesend (12 miles north-east), Tonbridge (10 miles south-east) and Northfleet (11 miles north-east).

Well-known places in the area include Lullingstone Castle (3.1 miles north-east) and Sevenoaks Hospital (3.1 miles south-east). The countryside around Sepham Heath includes Betsom's Hill and Dryhill Nature Reserve.

  • Local pubs include Crown Cottages The Rose And Crown Public House (0.7 miles north-west)
Map of Sepham Heath © OpenStreetMap contributors

About our fish and chip van for events in Sepham Heath

Everything is cooked as people come up, so it’s hot and crisp. On the menu are haddock and chips, cod and chips and sausage and chips, and typical bookings are for music and food festivals and village fêtes and summer fairs.

For a village fête or field event near Sepham Heath, a chip van brings hot food to a rural site. Ground and access matter, so tell us about them. Your quote spells out what’s included: serving times, the menu and anything else agreed.

Area
Sepham Heath (TN14)
Region
Kent
From the fryer
Fish and chips, sausages, pies
Sides
Curry sauce, mushy peas and gravy
Quote
Quoted for your event
Page updated
24 October 2026
Visitors at a busy outdoor food festival

For event organisers in Sepham Heath

Planning an event for a club, school or charity in Sepham Heath? Fish and chips is a reliable crowd-pleaser. Tell us about the event and we’ll take it from there.

Having the party at home? Send us a picture of the drive or the spot and the way in, and we’ll tell you honestly whether it works.

How we price a fish and chip van for your event

We’ll give you a clear quote. The main things that affect it are:

  • How far we travel
  • Cod, haddock or both
  • Peak dates such as summer Saturdays
  • The number of meals

A chip van often compares well with a plated meal, as there’s no kitchen to hire and nothing to wash up. We’ll send you a quote.

What to tell us

To speed things up, tell us:

  • Where you’d like the van to go
  • Dietary needs, with numbers
  • The venue or postcode
  • Expected numbers

Thinking about a fish and chip van for your event for your event in Sepham Heath? Tell us what you have in mind and we’ll come back with a quote. To contact us, fill in our quote form.

Planning for dietary needs

Tell us about dietary needs and allergies early, and we’ll be straight with you about what’s possible. To get it right:

  • Plan crew and volunteer food times
  • Share last year’s numbers if you have them
  • Agree who removes waste
  • Agree how we will be paid: pitch fee, share of takings or minimum

Plan where the queue forms.

A spot near the entrance or main ring works well.

How the day works

Nothing gathers a crowd like the smell of fish and chips. Each piece of fish is battered and fried to order, and chips are fried in batches through service. For an evening event in Sepham Heath, sunset is about 8:50pm in late May and 9:20pm in late June; after dark, we need a lit pitch.

  1. Organisers send us the event, the dates and the pitch details.
  2. We confirm the date, what we need on the pitch and any documents.
  3. We arrive at the agreed time and set up on the pitch.
  4. We trade from the hatch all event, frying to order.
  5. At the end, we pack up and leave the pitch tidy.

Getting ready for the day

  • Think about a gazebo by the van in case of rain
  • Send us final numbers and any allergies in good time
  • Plan where the queue will stand

How to get a price

The quickest way to a quote is to send us your details through our quote form. Tell us about your event in Sepham Heath, and we will check the date and send a price.

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A fish and chip van or other catering?

For a stall visitors will queue for, a chip van is hard to beat in Sepham Heath. Comparing vans? Look at what each quote includes: hours, menu, travel, minimum charge and VAT. Our quotes spell it all out.

Why book our van in Sepham Heath

  • We cook inside the van, whatever the weather
  • A clear quote before booking
  • Cod, haddock, sausages and pies
  • Everything cooked to order at your event

Read how we price or the cost guide.

Should I sort the food myself?

Weighing up a takeaway order against booking a van? Think about numbers, timing and how hot you want the food. We are happy to send a quote so you can compare.

Ordering from a local shop? Call ahead and collect at the last minute. For anything more than a handful of people, a van is generally the easier option.

Planning the van’s spot

The van has to be able to get in and park safely, and a little planning goes a long way. Here’s what we look for:

  • Somewhere firm if it rains
  • Information about power and water
  • A level, firm pitch the van can drive onto

If in doubt, send us a picture of the spot and we will advise.

Popular choices

  • Sausage and chips
  • Haddock and chips
  • Mushy peas
  • Chips
  • Cod and chips
  • Curry sauce

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Questions from Sepham Heath

Is Sepham Heath too small for a chip van?

Not at all. We serve villages and hamlets as well as towns. Tell us about lanes, gates and the ground.

Do you come to venues in the Kent Downs National Landscape?

Yes. Some venues there have rules about vehicles and ground, so check with yours. We’ll follow the site rules.

What does it cost to hire the van?

We quote for each booking, so the price fits what you need. Give us your date, numbers and serving time for a clear quote.

Can you serve children?

Children are very welcome. Let us know numbers, and we will plan for them.

Can the van come to our fair?

Yes, where the date suits. Send us the date, location and expected numbers.

Do we need to provide anything?

Let us know about power and water at the site in your enquiry, and we will confirm what we need.

When should we book?

The sooner the better. Peak dates go quickly, so it pays to ask early.

How long will the queue be?

Keeping choices simple and sending people up in groups helps. We will talk it through when we quote.

Events we cater in Sepham Heath

It is low-maintenance for organisers, because we bring what we need.

Almost any gathering works with a fish and chip van. In Sepham Heath, people book us for occasions like:

  • Church fêtes
  • Fundraisers
  • Festivals
  • Food for volunteers

School fairs, for a school like Halstead Community Primary School, are a natural fit for a fish and chip van.

What to look for in a quote

  • Any minimum charge
  • How many hours the van serves
  • What happens if the event is cancelled or moved
  • What the van needs: space, access, power

Choosing a fish and chip van

  • Fried fresh to order in the van at your event
  • Cod, haddock and chips, sausages and pies
  • The van comes to you: homes, venues, workplaces and fields
  • Served at the time you choose, from the hatch

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